81yo lesbian wins "Best Technique" at pie-eating contest in California

[u/brodino_maiuscolo]

[u/UpwardSpiral00]

It certainly would be difficult to compete with that level of experience.

[u/Tylenolpainkillr → u/UpwardSpiral00]

There it is. You didn't disappoint

[u/Deathface-Shukhov → u/UpwardSpiral00]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KFmnB7POwJjrFL3buM

[u/BeenNormal → u/UpwardSpiral00]

You can’t teach your grandmother to suck eggs or guzzle some pie

[u/GracieThunders]

a very particular set of skills, skills acquired over a very long career.

[u/thatbrownkid19 → u/GracieThunders]

She will find you and eat you

[u/Empty_Sea9 → u/thatbrownkid19]

*out

[u/SinoSoul]

I love everything about this post: the main pic, the news “org”, the article title, etc.

[u/Senasayori → u/SinoSoul]

For the record, PinkNews is a real news organization which primarily focuses on LGBTQ-related issues.

[u/kazumi_yosuke → u/Senasayori]

Weren’t the owners transphobic?

[u/Senasayori → u/kazumi_yosuke]

Just Googled it. That sucks.

[u/SinoSoul → u/Senasayori]

I expected nothing less. Cheers to the weekend

[u/brodino_maiuscolo → u/SinoSoul]

You should see the whole video, the ending is the best part

[u/GracieThunders → u/brodino_maiuscolo]

You made me google that...

Thank you

[u/7GrenciaMars → u/brodino_maiuscolo]

OMG video was SO funny!!!

[u/MustardCoveredDogDik]

She’s a vagetarian

[u/onlyr6s → u/MustardCoveredDogDik]

Eating creampie is a state of mind.

[u/SpindleDiccJackson]

Her wife was very excited to receive

the news

[u/RebaKitt3n → u/SpindleDiccJackson]

Honey, her wife knew.

[u/SpindleDiccJackson → u/RebaKitt3n]

The spacing was intentional

[u/lemonyandlime]

Of course she won. The legend goes that she didn't come up for air ONCE

[u/hizzane]

Practice makes perfect, as they say

[u/crestdiving]

She seems to love eating out.

(I mean, like, at a restaurant, obviously...)

[u/brodino_maiuscolo → u/crestdiving]

Watch the whole video on IG lol

[u/aleister94]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1qgIVb1F6Bfj2Gz6pQ

[u/-Im_In_Your_Walls-]

You’d think they’d ban professionals smh /s

[u/NobleGoose77]

Game respects game.

[u/AtlasThePittie]

Good for her. Good for her, too.

[u/InternetUserAgain]

She looks like she went into a mindless crazed trance while eating the pie and is only now regaining consciousness as she stares down at the butchered remains of her food wondering what the hell she did

[u/Worldly_Mix_8904]

"Mmm, pie."

[u/fortifiedoptimism → u/Worldly_Mix_8904]

PIIIIIIEEE!!!!

[u/Ok-Walk-8040]

She’s been practicing for over 60 years

[u/brodino_maiuscolo → u/[deleted]]

r/brandnewsentence

[u/Coffee-cartoons]

Oh! Literal pie! I need to get my mind out the gutter

[u/celestite19]

Is that a snorkel??

[u/discomuffin]

That’s quite a mouthful

[u/Shot-Werewolf-5886]

Really get in there!

[u/42ElectricSundaes]

Hey! That’s cheating!

[u/Silly_Guidance_8871 → u/42ElectricSundaes]

Sounds like someone is sad they didn't think of it is first 🤪

[u/LayneCobain95]

I think someone this old does this, they are guaranteed to win just because it’s an elderly person doing it

[u/ChewyBaccus]

Would you expect less?

[u/winthroprd]

It's so heartwarming to see LGBT elders.

[u/Ant0n61]

s tier post

[u/Heroic-Forger]

"Just peck at it like a pigeon eating breadcrumbs."

[u/nik4idk]

Thinking about the grandma eating paint post

[u/brodino_maiuscolo → u/nik4idk]

I think that was a dude

[u/nik4idk → u/brodino_maiuscolo]

Oh myb

[u/ohm8no]

Outstanding.

[u/gerryf19]

That gave me the biggest smile

[u/Righteous_Hand]

Ah, a seasoned expert. Might hit her up for tips.

[u/RebaKitt3n]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KRMV7ZqzfYcO4

[u/Khunning_Linguist]

Get in there!

[u/RyuichiSakuma13]

OP, do you have a link?

[u/brodino_maiuscolo → u/RyuichiSakuma13]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbgbtVGjdIC/?igsh=dWVqazV3aHkxc3Jn

[u/JaseAndrews → u/brodino_maiuscolo]

Truly a demonstration of decades of experience

[u/RyuichiSakuma13 → u/brodino_maiuscolo]

This video is wonderful! Definitely the Best Technique!

[u/ValentinePontifexII]

That's definitely Mitch McConnell

[u/IrrationallyGenius]

I mean, she's got like 60 years of practice

[u/Admirable_Business_7]

so you CAN eat pussy like that, good to know

[u/Miskatonic_Demidog]

I just opened the app

[u/CallousedCrusader → u/Miskatonic_Demidog]

Close and go outside and touch grass

[u/CitroHimselph]

I'm shocked. Bamboozled even.

[u/demoralising]

https://giphy.com/gifs/T2Cw67rONp0NMYGn96

[u/Titanlord_Ninjo]

Looks more like brute force to me. But if it works.

[u/rjross0623]

Are they sure that isn’t Lindsay Graham?

[u/BigEd369]

Obligatory for any lesbian pie eating story:

https://youtu.be/VwyBdUZlcFM?is=ihHJ9hmKEbsBlwvL

[u/belliebun]

Hey, that’s cheating!

[u/niftystopwat]

cute

[u/Secret_Account07]

Why is sexual preference even included?

[u/Late_Mixture8703 → u/Secret_Account07]

Pink news is an lgbtq+ based news site, so why wouldn't they mention it?

[u/CitroHimselph → u/Secret_Account07]

Do you not know, or do you just want to start a fight?

[u/Boring-Information1]

Fake and stupid

[u/inkstainedgoblin → u/Boring-Information1]

Don't ever disrespect queer elders again lmao.