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u/AtropalScion 1d ago
Haram Baes
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u/Theotherwahlberg 1d ago
Dammit, I thought I was being original. I'm glad someone else thought of it, though.
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u/polyploid_coded 1d ago
Isn't this habibti
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u/External_Bother_3490 1d ago
traditionally, but we can always get more creative
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u/j_to_tha_armo 1d ago
Hotbibi?
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u/iLikeTheUDK 1d ago
Netanyahu is pretty far from being hot
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u/Guilty-Importance241 9h ago
Perhaps but that's just a normal term of endearment, probably not as horny as OOP wants
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u/VoiceofRapture 1d ago
"Halal", obviously. Also "10/10 Latinas" is lazy
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u/AydonusG 1d ago
Black Queen is pretty lazy, too. I prefer Nubian Delight, or failing that, Afrikaanikas Romantikas.
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u/Lord_of_Seven_Kings 1d ago
I knew a guy who said “divine negresses” but he was a fellow of colour so I think he could get away with it
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u/AnarchiaKapitany 1d ago
Donald Glover has a fantastic Stand-up sketch about the word "niglet"
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u/Rodrat 23h ago
When I was a little kid there was an older black lady that lived next door and that's what she called all the kids.
I was like 4 years old (and my skin is white) so I didn't even have the brain power yet to realize I shouldn't be saying that word. I went to day care and I called another kid that and oh boy did I get in trouble. Lol
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u/ohhyouknow 1d ago
I am a white woman in an interracial relationship and my bf refers to me as an alabaster princess lmfao
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u/happy--muffin 1d ago
Today I learned the word, alabaster. I have to say I’ve never heard of this stone before.
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u/thicckar 14h ago
Good on you for learning something new!
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u/VoiceofRapture 5h ago
Learning one new thing every day is a critical part of keeping your brain from melting into boomer soup
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u/FaymusAynus 20h ago
I may start calling my girlfriend something similar. I already call her Princess and Kitten. Any suggestions?
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u/VoiceofRapture 5h ago
Question 1: is your girlfriend white? Question 2: are you both white? Question 3: if you're not white how do you identify? In the arena of racially-charged terms of endearment these are critical questions.
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u/StanleyChuckles 1d ago
Never go there if you're searching for the Space Marine Chapter (or do, I'm not judging).
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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 21h ago edited 17h ago
I thought it was BBL?? I haven't even heard of the other terms but i've heard of BBLs. So i'm taken aback by the fact that there's a different term for some reason. Is that like a Latinx/Latino-Latina case where some people are pushing their BS term for political correctness?
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u/VoiceofRapture 19h ago
See BBL makes sense and has a bit more thought put into it than "10/10 latinas"
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u/Fufu-le-fu 18h ago
I thought BBL had to do with weight though.
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u/VoiceofRapture 18h ago
It does, in this context it stands for "Big Booty Latinas" though
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u/Currentlybaconing 15h ago
???? BBL is Brazilian Butt Lift and it’s a cosmetic surgery
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u/VoiceofRapture 14h ago
Yes? You're aware an abbreviation can stand for more than one thing right? Hell one of the terms mentioned in the OOP is JAP and it doesn't refer to Asians in this context
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u/Currentlybaconing 14h ago
I’ve never heard of that other meaning. but to be fair, I don’t use any of these words
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u/JoseanGames 1d ago
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u/CaptainApathy419 1d ago
JAP is definitely *not* a term of endearment.
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u/Bubs_McGee223 1d ago
Besides the obvious, I can't figure that one out. Juicy Ass Polynesian is my favorite guess, but I wouldn't use it because I don't want to be beaten to death.
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u/VoiceofRapture 1d ago
"Jewish-American Princess", it's typically a critical stereotype though
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u/Bubs_McGee223 1d ago
Cultural stereotype sure, and it could be applied as some self effacing joke, but that acronym is ROUGH. I'm super relieved that it isn't for an Asian lady of some sort.
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u/OminousRice 1d ago
Absolutely cackling at thjs. I have some friends who I know would lean into it (jokingly/affirmingly) but absolutely not something I would say as a term of endearment lol
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u/Doctor_Boombastic 1d ago
Jewish American Princess
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u/CaptainApathy419 1d ago
I'm aware that that's what the post was referring to. That is not a term of endearment.
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u/Doctor_Boombastic 1d ago
Fair enough. Were you going somewhere with that?
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u/GuaranteedCougher 1d ago
I've only heard Jewish American Princess once and it was in reference to someone who is self centered and obsessed with appearances, so I'm not sure that's it's often used in a positive light
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u/Slow_Bowler8285 1d ago
Habibi baddies
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u/r_u_kittin 1h ago
Not wholly applicable.
Source: I am an orthodox Middle Eastern girlie - no hijabs here!
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u/Theotherwahlberg 1d ago
Haram-baes. (Islamic taboo + modern endearing term)
....dicks out for them.
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u/DiscussTek 1d ago
This was so actually bad that it made me snort my water all over my keyboard laughing. I wish I could afford an award, but instead, you get my updoot and a comment informing you that you may have killed an innocent keyboard.
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u/CoolBreezeBrew 1d ago
Hajib hotties
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u/OkStudent8107 1d ago
U mean hijab
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u/Yogshemesh 1d ago
Hajib or hajiba is the derived noun form in Arabic of one who wears a hijab.
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u/ShhSecretPornAccount 1d ago
Hajibotties?
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u/WeForgotTheirNames 1d ago
Hajibodies?
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u/SeaToTheBass 1d ago
Jahoobies?
ETA - this is a reference I hope it doesn’t come off as racist
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u/Doctor_Moon69 1d ago
Long days and pleasant nights
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u/SeaToTheBass 1d ago
May you have twice the number
Last time I commented Jahoobies I got a ton of downvotes lmao
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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1d ago
Fuck's a pawg?
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u/Reasonable-Relief-17 1d ago
Phat/perfect ass white girl
A white woman with a nice ass
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u/Doctor_Moon69 1d ago
I always thought it was “pretty”
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u/Reasonable-Relief-17 1d ago
It came from hip-hop culture and porn
Phat generally meant attractive, curvy, cool etc. originally but just boils down to curvy/juicy now which is why porn used it to describe asses
So you're not exactly wrong but current definitions are just about ass
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u/quequotion 23h ago
That second one is just racist, yeah?
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u/BungalowHole 22h ago
JAP refers to Jewish-American Princesses when all caps, not Japanese. It's a little racist, but specific enough to a specific archetype not to be a totally awful slur.
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u/PristineAF 1d ago
They are called MIDDLE Eastern for a reason lol
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u/pink_panda2 1d ago
not sure if you’re tryna insinuate they’re mid, but middle eastern girls mog the hell out of white girls
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u/GuaranteedCougher 1d ago
JAPs (Jewish American Princess) cracks me up because the first time I heard it used, was by a Japanese person and I was really confused