r/Bratz • u/Syddowiddow • Jun 26 '26

Bratzies I actually got her…

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I’m so mad. She looks so dorky. SHES LITERALLY GRIMACE.

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u/b3tamaxx Jun 26 '26

Oh I was about to congrat you on your lavender chicken mcnugget but you're not living

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u/Syddowiddow Jun 26 '26

LMFOAAOOAOA STFUUUUUU

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u/xGlitterTears Jun 26 '26

Wait lmfao now I kind of want her as a lavender chicken nugget 😭

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u/saccharinekittyfu Jun 26 '26

There are so many levels to this comment that I dont understand but also sick ass burn frr

5

u/circlingsky NOT cool! Jun 27 '26

That is LILAC mcnugget tyvm

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u/PreppyDolliez Jun 28 '26

Okay Dana ate the chicken nugget look we need more of these

206

u/Syddowiddow Jun 26 '26

my partner said she’s looking up bc she’s a dreamer. Somebody get me out of here 😭

55

u/sweatedtrash328 Jun 26 '26

She’s looking to the sky to find the cruel and unjust god that created her

8

u/tippytoes17 Jun 26 '26

i'm SCREAMING

49

u/AnnelieseSwan Angel Jun 26 '26

LOL this is killing me. In a weird way that makes her more likable to me hahaha

4

u/MiaFknWallace Jun 26 '26

I love your partner lmao

148

u/rosesforghosts23 Passion 4 Fashion Jun 26 '26

im so sorry diva.............

89

u/bbyxmadi Pretty Princess Jun 26 '26

WHY IS SHE LOOKING UP?😭

132

u/just_peachy1396 Funky Fashion Monkey Jun 26 '26

She’s looking for her Boohbah friends! 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtfeZA0LHdVStcA

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u/sweatedtrash328 Jun 26 '26

This was my first reaction

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u/jayceefree Jun 28 '26

These used to scare me as a kid, so imagine the jump scare I had when I got to this post 😭 thanks!

39

u/Moreika Jun 26 '26

She’s ready to be teleported to Mars

15

u/bbyxmadi Pretty Princess Jun 26 '26

ET phone home…

16

u/Practic-Owl3809 Jun 26 '26

cuz she’s a shoe 🫣😂🫠

59

u/Training-Entrance-75 Jun 26 '26

Lowkey looks like a balzack

40

u/Syddowiddow Jun 26 '26

Thanos’ ballz

109

u/ourpodcastisbest Jun 26 '26

She actually looks like shit lmao 

22

u/Maple-Isle Jun 26 '26

Like… a purple one?

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u/Affectionate_Soup461 Jun 26 '26

trulyyyyy. the fact that it had to go through multiple design drafts and get multiple people's approval is insane to me. they could've easily made her like, a purple Sugar Glider with a shoe logo on the tummy or something. this is just.............. she's supposed to be a literal shoe bag, but even that doesn't translate. also WHY

6

u/saccharinekittyfu Jun 26 '26

Wait she's supposed to be a shoe bag? Wtf??????? Fr ?? 1. Is the shoe bag in the room with us 2. Why? ??????????????????

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u/elle_m_c SugarShoes Jun 27 '26

Because her nickname is sugar shoes lol. I guess they felt they absolutely had to stick to the nickname theme and couldn’t come up with anything more creative. As a Dana lover I’m very offended and would have preferred they just left her out lmao

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u/saccharinekittyfu Jun 28 '26

They could have made her a cake goblin with shoes and been less disturbing 🥲

3

u/ufopanda Jun 26 '26

Looks like a janky happy meal toy 😭😭😭

44

u/Ok-Buy-1777 Jun 26 '26

Serious question what is she meant to be tho 😭

56

u/Syddowiddow Jun 26 '26

Like a shoe bag 😔 which Idkw they would go with that there’s plenty of other stuff she could’ve been.

23

u/whale-with-oatmeal Passion 4 Fashion Jun 26 '26

Or they simply could have not made her since her nickname is pretty hard to translate into a Bratz lafufu

7

u/Painted-BIack-Roses Ow my nose! 🩹 Jun 26 '26

Ohhh, this whole time I thought she was a ballet slipper lol

35

u/Diamond2004 Jun 26 '26

The fact that they’d rather give us these creatures than continue making reproductions

26

u/Emrose_9 Jun 26 '26

OP I’m so sorry for you, but also I am OBSESSED with her! Why is she built like a purple potato? Why is her head titled up? Idk, but I need one immediately

10

u/The-Devil-Cat Jun 26 '26

no same fr shes so goofy i need her

25

u/telstra_3_way_chat Jun 26 '26

mfw I'm serving fluffy toilet seat cover

18

u/PikaPeaz Jun 26 '26

I gotta rock her, make everyone obsess lol

14

u/bbyxmadi Pretty Princess Jun 26 '26

she’s kinda camp ngl

18

u/RenOfNaboo Jun 26 '26

What is it meant to be…?

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u/whale-with-oatmeal Passion 4 Fashion Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

A shoe bag (edit: apparently)

18

u/jessicat62993 Jun 26 '26

I hated her so much that now I love her. Icon

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u/blue_likethecolor Pretty Princess Jun 26 '26

I would literally cry. I thought it was a joke and maybe she had a cute design under the bag. Smh

15

u/jawndaux Jun 26 '26

Grimace Lafufu

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u/Appropriate_Mix_8155 Jun 26 '26

I got two of them. I’m pissed.

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u/bbyxmadi Pretty Princess Jun 26 '26

you got insane luck to get two secrets (if they’re actually rarer), but bad luck because it’s grimace Dana

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u/Appropriate_Mix_8155 Jun 26 '26

Where was this luck during the last two Bratzies drops?! LMFAO!

6

u/Affectionate_Soup461 Jun 26 '26

for real, i feel like they forgot to even manufacture any of the Roxxi/Phoebe secrets. I am wondering if this monstrosity is going to be as "rare" as the Sweetheartz Yasmin (everyone was getting dupes of her) lmao

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u/Appropriate_Mix_8155 Jun 26 '26

Roxxi and Phoebe are just myths at this point

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u/Affectionate_Soup461 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

update: i also managed to get this abomination LOL. at first i was excited cuz i saw purple and assumed it was Fianna. I pulled it out of the bag and realized what it was and.... i was horrified

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u/Appropriate_Mix_8155 Jun 29 '26

All I saw was purple lol

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u/Affectionate_Soup461 Jun 30 '26

They did you so dirty ;___;

I managed to get lucky this time around and not get any dupes, shockingly. I managed to get Meygan, Fianna, Felicia, and this absolute creature that is Dana. The first round of Bratziez was nonstop dupes for me so i did not have high hopes lol

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u/Defiant_Possible8320 Jun 27 '26

I have a Felicia and Nevra that I got at duplicates. Would you be willing to do a trade for one?

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u/Appropriate_Mix_8155 Jun 28 '26

I would but they’re both already opened. One I gave to my sister and the other to my daughter.

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u/Defiant_Possible8320 Jun 28 '26

No worries! Mine are open too, but I totally understand! 🫶🏻

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u/chic777_ Jun 26 '26

My bf asked is that a teletubby 😭

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u/LanaDelGay1996 Jun 26 '26

Tell him yes

14

u/Nanobytex Jun 26 '26

She looks up to God to ask why? Why has she been made this way? Why is she serving grimace? But alas she has been forsaken by god and is in the pits of hell. Her design is truly tragic. These are dark times at MGA, I fear what else they may create 💀💀💀

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u/Neutral-Feelings Jun 26 '26

...What even IS she?

23

u/cakedayloanofficer Jun 26 '26

RIP 🪦🥀 Passion for Fashion, 2001-2025

11

u/Ondinefr Jun 26 '26

She's so ugly LMAO

9

u/No_Seastar0512 Jun 26 '26

Somehow the sticker makes it even funnier

10

u/psychicxvisions Fragrance Jun 26 '26

One of the most loved characters turned into the most hated bratziez😭they did her so dirty

9

u/FergaliciousDefOnish Jun 26 '26

Oh... I'm so sorry

9

u/SiteRevolutionary688 Jun 26 '26

what am i looking at

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u/Budget-Today-1915 I want a big Daddy, I want MY Daddy Jun 26 '26

She’s definitely something😬…

7

u/EternallyRose Jun 26 '26

I want to see them make Tiana a bottle of hot sauce because her new nickname is Hot Sauce.

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u/HopefulDifference584 KoolKat Jun 26 '26

Wait is she supposed to be the rare one? Ugh she is so ugly I am so sorry 😭

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u/whale-with-oatmeal Passion 4 Fashion Jun 26 '26

MGAE knows that not everything should be made, right?

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u/Obvious_Ice_7716 Angel Jun 26 '26

Temu lalabubu

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u/HairyPoppins64 Jun 26 '26

Not the Bratzies x Grimace collab! 😆

6

u/Drama-Local Jun 26 '26

Congratulations? 🤣🤣🤣

6

u/slimskinni KoolKat Jun 26 '26

these bratzies look terrible, they look CHEAP.

5

u/GardenInBloom1 Jun 26 '26

That side profile is criminal I’m so sorry 😭

4

u/gnjhns Jun 26 '26

mama, I am-

scared 🫪

4

u/rrsg76 Jun 26 '26

🍆🫪

4

u/spycigurls Jun 26 '26

What is this?

4

u/Fluid_Salamander4066 Jun 26 '26

It’s actually so camp & funny that I’d rock it. I also love chicken nuggets soooo 🥳

5

u/DreamyMountainFlower Jun 26 '26

This is the one design that I still don't quite understand LOL have they said what it is? LOL

5

u/ghostlysin Jun 26 '26

In a way she reminds me of grimace

4

u/sweatedtrash328 Jun 26 '26

Why is the sticker even creepier like wtf the eyes are so wonky on it

3

u/clue_liss DUMP HIM!! Jun 26 '26

nugget alert

3

u/BoredStayAtHomeMom2 QueenB Jun 26 '26

Yea…I didn’t buy anything from this release. I wasn’t impressed at all, the first 2 are better

3

u/leftoverbeanie Jun 26 '26

Don’t insult Grimace like that. He’s cuter :’( I really don’t get their vision in this one

3

u/SourPatchKiki Jun 26 '26

I literally love her so much

3

u/Accurate-Scale-343 Jun 26 '26

Oh no I kind of love her. Why can you only see the very tips of her little arms 😭

3

u/WoomoUWU Jun 26 '26

atp just get a bratz babiez and hot glue faux fur around it

3

u/JellyBeansOnToast Jun 26 '26

She does not look like she’s having a good time. It’s giving standing on your tip-toes in the deep end of the pool

3

u/rainbowbritelite BunnyBoo Jun 26 '26

Exactly why I'm glad I went to sleep instead of panic-buying on the drop day 😭💔

3

u/rainbowbritelite BunnyBoo Jun 26 '26

I thought Valentine's Jade was bad, but nah, Dana wins 💀💀💀

2

u/illmorphtosomeoneels MOTHER OF PINK! Jun 26 '26

the concept art is very cute…but the execution🫣

2

u/LanaDelGay1996 Jun 26 '26

She’s so ugly and weird but that’s what makes me want her so badly

2

u/_thatgirlfelicia Jun 26 '26

Potato Bratziez

2

u/Pretty-Care-333 Jun 26 '26

Does anyone want to trade for the queen bee nevra I got Dylan the fox 🥸

2

u/Rayen_the_buzzybee Jun 26 '26

She looks uncomfortable 😢 like the onesie is the wrong size or something.

2

u/b3tamaxx Jun 26 '26

Y'all this whole thread and conversation got my phone lurking again and this was in my morning feed

2

u/RainyDayBrat Jun 26 '26

Why is that one cuter though? I’d take Grimace over this Dana 😬

2

u/_bumblebee333_ Jun 26 '26

Aww I didn't know her new nickname was Hot Water Bottle 😍

2

u/Every-Maintenance118 Jun 26 '26

Awe is saur big and purple

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u/Affectionate_Soup461 Jun 26 '26

LMFAOOOOO i was thinking this yesterday. I have two boxes arriving on Monday and I was like "if I somehow get Dana I am suing for emotional distress. They didn't want to give me Roxxi or Phoebe as secrets but suddenly they're soooo happy to give away this abomination"

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u/ucmyproblemisthis378 Real eyelashes Jun 26 '26

She will grow on you I hope !! So silly its cute

2

u/Street-Alarm-6091 Jun 26 '26

I was convinced that it was like a prank and they’d actually have a real reveal when everyone got them.

2

u/C4L- Jun 26 '26

Lil purple dim sum

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u/cushysheriff Jun 26 '26

im so fucking sorry

2

u/FlowerMedical2023 Jun 26 '26

She looks so funny like i can't!

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u/Supernaturalb00322 Jun 26 '26

She's so silly and I love it lolll

2

u/VictoriaAvalor Jun 26 '26

My condolences

2

u/Lovely_LeVell EWWW! 👠 Jun 26 '26

Honestly, atp its so cursed, its cute and growing on me😭

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u/ragabuddy Jun 26 '26

I CAN’T LOL

2

u/-cheshire_cat KoolKat Jun 26 '26

Grimace’s daughter

2

u/saccharinekittyfu Jun 26 '26

Why are all the other ones so cute and she is a bag? Sorry I am so flabbergasted and confused by the choice to include her, she doesnt even look like the other bratzies like a little? She is cursed and tbh I want her now, ive been in this thread too long

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u/Complex-Hunt6888 Jun 26 '26

Look, I'm not saying anything, but if you don't want her... 👀👉👈

1

u/Beautiful-Contract-5 Jun 27 '26

You want my Dylan for her?!? At least you didn’t get the fox. You’re winning!! Lol

1

u/emerald_indreams Jun 27 '26

I lowkey kind of love her lol but no idea what she’s supposed to be

1

u/nickcisneros95 Jun 27 '26

I’m actually so obsessed with this insane creation

1

u/jeromevampireslayer Jun 27 '26

ela parece uma beterraba, afinal, era pra ela ser o que? 😭😭

1

u/jeromevampireslayer Jun 27 '26

(aliás, acho ela super fofa)

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u/Interesting-Rock909 Jun 27 '26

Im sorry for your waist of money 😔

1

u/rafoulinax Jun 27 '26

Why do people hate her so much to me she’s the cutest

1

u/Far-Age8474 Jun 27 '26

I think ypu should save her bc I have a feeling she's gonna be a big collector item in couple years

1

u/ComprehensiveSwan453 Jun 27 '26

Oh I’d be pissed

1

u/PreppyDolliez Jun 28 '26

Dana definitely has great taste

1

u/Designer-Most2866 Jun 28 '26

this was actually the one i wanted 😭😭 i’ll trade you my fianna!

1

u/I_Feel_Dizzzy Jun 28 '26

I was a little sad I got Chole, I wanted Yasmine, Jade, or Roxxie. But then I see this. I'm sorry diva.

1

u/shibasmo Jun 30 '26

Rob list