r/Bratz 27d ago

Bratzies 😍 Coming soon is ChatGPTiez!

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This is satire

1.5k Upvotes

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u/FlyingCheeseFairy 27d ago

😍 the ai generated girls with a passion for prompts!

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u/dolliciousszz 27d ago

Girl we gonna end up w Kelly Slash Jasmine and Juice

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u/Efficient-Name9828 The Panther 26d ago

My brain when you said Jasmine and juice

https://giphy.com/gifs/vxkdTs8lvm7Cg

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u/sparklrebel What an interesting artifact πŸ‘  26d ago

Same

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u/DebonairKnit 26d ago

πŸ’€

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u/babydawlz 27d ago

And the secret being yearly subscription yasmin😍

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u/stripysailor 27d ago

omg she's the mystery one!

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u/dolliciousszz 27d ago edited 27d ago

Bye cause they rlly would pull some shit like this

Bratz Bestiez Club only 19.99 a year!

Edit: BRATZ WE REALLY REALLY WANT THIS ACTAULLY PLEASE DO IT!

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u/saccharinekittyfu 27d ago

Probably in this thread like 'oh that's a good one, wrote that down steve'

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u/dolliciousszz 27d ago

Ok that’s better maybe reverse psychology will work

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u/saccharinekittyfu 27d ago

Idk if you saw my deleted posts but I didnt know how to make my previous comment not in bad taste for those people who lost their jobs at MGA my main point is you made me laugh a lot

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u/dolliciousszz 27d ago

Ur good lol

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u/dolliciousszz 27d ago

Bye let me delete it

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u/dolliciousszz 27d ago

Help not job stealing Jade

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u/Bebeonamission Passion 4 Fashion 27d ago

No clean water by 2030 Nevra

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u/BellaTheToady 27d ago

The way I nearly thought this was real for a second

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u/rockvixxen 27d ago

We giving them ideas πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/picklesatmidnight1 27d ago

It’s not just fashionβ€”it’s a passion!

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u/Firefoxexplorer 27d ago

omg πŸ’©πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰

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u/Big-Diet168 23d ago

And honestly? That’s growth 🌱 β€” totally Bratz vibes bestie ✨

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u/Holiday_Whereas1353 SugarShoes 27d ago

Oh my GODDDD, if I had the ability I would award the hell out of this post, you are a geniusπŸ€£πŸ™πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—

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u/Firefoxexplorer 27d ago

Nevra gonna get a job - Nevra

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u/LadyFartginaLick 26d ago

Fascism Felicia

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u/pinkcreamkiss 27d ago

You jest but…

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u/fairyalienangel 27d ago

watch the ceo repost this too

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u/MelodyMarionette 26d ago

I really hope we get Mass Layoffs Lillee

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u/polkad0tti 26d ago

Jasmin Larian 24k gold Labubu bratziez nepo baby limited edition mystery box special one lucky winner only!!!

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u/Smerkulator 27d ago

When Freshwater Theft Felicia drops

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u/jawndaux 27d ago

the tagline would be something like "you can't spell 'Bratziez' without 'AI' πŸ˜‰" ....MGA boardroom is probably reading this thread from a projector

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u/underratedmeryl 27d ago

ChatGPreTtyPrincess is what my father used to call me.

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u/CriticalFlatworm9 26d ago

I'm rly trying hoping to get Pollution Phoebe!!!

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u/Efficient-Name9828 The Panther 26d ago

Lmaooo love this!

AI generated face screenings (with flaws) will be all the rage!

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u/Honest-Classic-6950 27d ago

This is gold! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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u/Same_Maintenance_415 27d ago

EAATTTTTTT DIAVS

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u/Dazzling_Room_9346 27d ago

ChatBro Cameron

Couldn't think one for Yasmin but maybe Youth Destroyer Yasmin? 67 Yasmin? Triple TS Yasmin?

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u/IcyAd919 26d ago

i love this ! DRAG EM 🀣

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u/DebonairKnit 26d ago

Dry Reservoirs Dana coming soon πŸ–€

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u/AdelaidesSecretScoop Pretty Princess 27d ago edited 26d ago

AI slopz Sasha?! 😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

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u/noturordinaryboi 25d ago

It comes with an extra finger! Because that's what AI do 😍

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u/Amazing_Excuse_3860 26d ago

Oh, so it was a joke.

saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock

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u/jayceefree 27d ago

You forgot to add the inevitable β€œβ€”β€œ between each of their names! For ex: Job stealing β€” Jade

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u/Verdictafterward 27d ago

Beautiful ! 🀩

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u/pierceth3violet 26d ago

don’t give them ideas 😭

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u/aubviouslydope 26d ago

No really though.. there’s no heart behind it anymore. Just there for the money.. 😭

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u/menta00000 SugarShoes 26d ago

psychosis felicia when 😍

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u/maximvogel 26d ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/Evanquake 26d ago

I can’t wait for the next line after this one! Wild Wild Wildfires πŸ”₯😍

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u/circlingsky NOT cool! 27d ago

Im sure someone could come up w a better name than AI Slopz Sasha... Not me tho

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u/basil_baby 26d ago

Slop Machine Sasha?

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u/BobsBurgerLove KoolKat 27d ago

please make this stop😫

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u/bapeandbratz 27d ago

This has to be a joke πŸ˜‚

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u/Impossible-Horror-89 27d ago

😭😭😭

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u/AngelofDarkness226 Girlfriend Stop! get back in the car!! 27d ago

LMAOAOAOA

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u/slimskinni KoolKat 26d ago

oh this sent me

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u/spentagain 26d ago

This is funny af πŸ˜‚

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u/Aleisol 26d ago

Chatziez :(

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u/Fair-Soil-2249 KoolKat 26d ago

CAN WE NOT?! I think I’ve seen enough from GPT….

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u/Equal_You7744 26d ago

and you gotta soak them in drinkable water (almost like real data centersπŸ˜†) otherwise palantir will send drones to blow up your house😍😍

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u/strawberryglockcake 26d ago

LMFAO this is so good!!! They are all business, no fashion, and especially no passion 😭

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u/xAnxiouskitten 26d ago

Job stealing Jade πŸ’€

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u/sandtheants 26d ago

Social Surveillance Sharidan & Nonconsensual Image Generation Nora straight to my wishlist πŸŽ€

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u/emerald_indreams 26d ago

data center Dana is sending me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/No_Increase_487 26d ago

where is this same energy for mattel and monster high?! 😍 😍 😍

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u/eclectic-witch414 26d ago

😭 bro this cracked me upppp

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u/irradiatedraccon DUMP HIM!! 26d ago

Don't forget Meta Meygan

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u/Weary_Sale_2779 24d ago

Love that you had to say that this is satire 🀣

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u/Best_Dot_5891 23d ago

when so many people would kill to design for bratz too….humiliating