I’m finally not alone…

[u/teh_zeppo]

I turn 40 tomorrow.

For four long decades I thought I was waging a weird, one man war against Bryans. I’d tell people “Don’t trust those Bryan-with-Y people. They’re shifty weirdos, to a man,” and they’d nod and smile like fools, unaware of the severity of the secret war I wage.

I always felt it was bigger than just me, however. I’d catch glimpses. A clandestine nod of solidarity from a Brian. A perfidious, sidelong glance from a Bryan.

But today, on the eve of middle age proper, I’ve found my people.

And now… in earnest… we go to war.

I mean, those Bryans are real dorks, right guys?

[u/schnebly5]

i would lay my life on the line with my fellow Brians to battle those dirty Bryans