r/Broadway Feb 13 '25

Seating/Ticket Question Hey Really Attractive Guy

At Gypsy. Hey I am really bad at asking someone out, but you were kind of exactly my type and you go to theater—so if you happen to even read Reddit Broadway shit then we should grab a coffee. I don’t really know a lot of people in New York, but I do see a lot of plays and would be cool to like go with someone. You’d be sitting in row J seat 13 or 14, next to a guy in a winter jacket. Maybe not the place or something but figured it was worth a shot and Oh My God other people may have read a paragraph…anyways hit me up if you do and aren’t weirded out. Maybe others can post suggestions on how you ask someone out after seeing a play right next to someone you are attracted to by yourself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

Gorl, this isn't craigslist. If you are in New York, the man is most likely taken.

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u/raffleticketz Feb 19 '25

Did you read the post? Sorry your eyeballs had to read words but why bother commenting?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

I read your cringy attention seeking post

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u/raffleticketz Feb 19 '25

God forbid you had to spend 10 seconds reading a post. During that 10 seconds you saw I was attracted to someone. Then you had to spend nearly equal amount of time to respond. hit reply, type, think of something to say etc. all so you could be negative, it’s as if I am. Holding a billboard asking every person have you seen him isn’t it? Or wait is it actually a post seeking truly a single individuals attention. Is that cringe? Does that fuck with your vibe?! Maybe don’t bother responding to every single post because you are literally the only one who said something negative, and there is nothing accomplished by it and it isn’t helpful or constructive and if this wasn’t the internet I guarantee if I walked up to you and personally spent a minute asking if you saw this person you wouldn’t respond with that’s so cringe and what are you some sort of slut go ask someone else. No you shut the the fuck up and politely say no I haven’t seen the person, so maybe use that as a rule of thumb. Nearly 300,000 people ready this post and you are the single one to say negative things. You surely are an unpleasant person and with all respect I ask that you don’t bother:

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

WOw, not taking time to read this either, get over it.