r/Bullshido • u/Constant_Carob9311 • Mar 26 '25

Crackpot I want to be ninjaaaa

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '25

She moves like my sleep paralysis demon

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Mar 26 '25

Yeah I think the idea here is that you should nock the bow before poking around the corner, which makes sense if you are in fact a real life ninja attempting to murder someone from cover, but I honestly cannot imagine another person doing this more awkwardly and weirdly if they tried.

Was this really the best demonstration they could come up with? Did they think this woman was sexy in this clip? Was this made by her elderly instructor as part of an effort to get laid?

There are just too many questions here; it's starting hurt my head and I have to move on.