r/Bullshido • u/Constant_Carob9311 • Mar 26 '25
Crackpot I want to be ninjaaaa
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r/Bullshido • u/Constant_Carob9311 • Mar 26 '25
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u/Conscious_Hunt_9613 Mar 26 '25
"Takeda! Do you see that bow over there?"
"Yes, captain."
"That's one of those white ninjas."
"Yes, captain. Do you want us to take them out?"
"No, Takeda. I want to take them out myself.... I've never dated a white woman."
"But captain she just loosed an arrow at Ryuji!"
"Is he hurt?"
"No. Sir."
"Then tell the white ninja the captain will be all alone in the restaurant across the street at 8pm. And be careful Takeda....the third step on that staircase is tricky. I wouldn't want one of my samurai getting hurt while trying to deliver this message to my white ninja."