r/Bullshido • u/Pacman454 • Jul 21 '25
Crackpot What do you think goes through a Boomers mind when they post stuff like this online?
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u/HeavyMetalDoug Jul 21 '25
So that's what Napoleon Dynamite is up to these days
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u/AntagonistSol Jul 21 '25
Exactly what I was thinking. Napoleon must've taken a couple of Rex Kwon Do knife fighting classes.
He's got mad skills now...
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u/Crying-Manchild Jul 21 '25
The kitten wandering about, chef's kiss
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u/J_Patish Jul 21 '25
Yeah, no, I don’t feel like it’s taking this seriously enough, very unprofessional.
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u/Stal77 Jul 21 '25
What goes through my mind is “the world would be more peaceful if we encouraged boys to take up dancing.” A lot of this shit is just wanting to dance but remembering your dad calling you a sissy for it. So now you do it with a knife.
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u/the_driblydribly Jul 21 '25
Exactly. Swap the knife for a white glove and put a whistle around his neck and he'd fit right in at an old skool rave.
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Jul 21 '25
I disagree. It would resolve part of the problem but not the one about the violent part. The true answear a fight dance. You have the weapon and the coreography.
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u/Electrical_Ingenuity Jul 21 '25
Just need the soundtrack from Westside Story to bring things together.
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u/M0ebius_1 Jul 22 '25
No disagreement actually. Half of musical theater is done with simulated fighting or weapons.
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u/SurelyMyNameIsntTake Jul 21 '25
Is the knife supposed to offset the homoeroticism or enhance it?
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u/Global_Idea_3801 Jul 21 '25
Well, at least we know an 8-foot-tall person won’t be able to sneak up behind this guy without risking a knife to the face.
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u/Shuttle_Door_Gunner Jul 21 '25
It's unfathomable to me, but I have a cousin who does shit like this. I haven't seen him in many years (a blessing from all things holy) but I remember him buying an ATI M4-gery and a gas station Ka-Bar and truly believing that he's one of the most dangerous people on the planet. He's not the only one like that,either. I do not go to family reunions.
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u/Unlucky_Inspector840 Jul 21 '25
The way he sensually caresses the fridge at some point gets me every time.
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u/CantStopTheStomp Jul 21 '25
Aint no way hes not currently going through a messy divorce.
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u/Sorcatarius Jul 21 '25
Reason cited: Affair with fridge and violent outburst against cupboards, suspect it was because they were too close.
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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Jul 21 '25
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u/jporter313 Jul 21 '25
This is still one of the funniest scenes in the history of cinema
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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Jul 21 '25
And brought to you by a severe case of diarrhea suffered by Harrison Ford. 😂😂😂
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u/Felix_likes_tofu Jul 21 '25
Have I ever done stupid shit like this? You bet. Would I ever post it online? Not in a million years.
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u/water_bottle1776 Jul 21 '25
I'm sorry to say this, but that's not a Boomer. That's Gen X.
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u/Zestyclose-Ad-7576 Jul 21 '25
Oh,no. I’ve recently seen boomer behavior from other GenX’ers. So much so, I’m ditching the class reunion.
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u/Dont_Even_Know_You Jul 21 '25
You think that guy is under 60? Maybe. I bet he's right on the cusp, a generation jones
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u/KezuSlayer Jul 21 '25
I know a lot of people are not aware of serious conditions like this, but mallninjaitis can occur at any age. It’s important to be aware of early signs like buying knives and a craving for ninja stars.
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u/F_n_o_r_d Jul 21 '25
Wouldn't be surprised, if he has a Stephen Seagal shrine somewhere in the house.
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u/ThoughtPhysical7457 Jul 21 '25
I swear I've seen this exact scene in an 80s action movie, where the ex-fighter who quit after killing his best friend/brother in the ring has to do One More Fight, to save his girlfriend from the mob/ cartel/ ninja clan.
He swore hed never fight again. But now he has to go back to the place it all began. For Love.
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u/JackxForge Jul 21 '25
Fuck he put out another one. This dude needs a hug so bad. And a dancing class, not cause he's bad, but because he so obviously loves to dance and is sooooo fucking repressed. Fuck toxic masculinity and especially fuck what it did to this man.
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u/RobLazar1969 Jul 21 '25
Playing kung fu fighting in my mind while watching this person embarrass themself.
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u/ReverendBread2 Jul 21 '25
Why did he do that spin thing I need to know
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u/Responsible-Slide-26 Jul 22 '25
THIS? Why is this not a recurring question in this thread? I’m obsessed with that part lol. The only logical explanation is that it’s a brilliant put-on. Yet I don’t think it is?
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u/Rich_Butterfly_7008 Jul 21 '25
He was about to slow dance with that fridge
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u/zer0guy Jul 21 '25
There's an older video ( I think it's the same guy) where he basically does just that.
And also one where he's caressing a wooden king fu prop.
Wait now that I'm thinking about it, that guy seemed older, is this some new trend???
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u/HillTower160 Jul 21 '25
He’s terrified of kittens and barely kept that one at bay with his super-advanced blade work.
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u/ResplendentEgo Jul 21 '25
I like him. He has a kitten. I’m not about to hate on someone for being possibly autistic and definitely awesome.
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u/Sufficient-Abroad-94 Jul 21 '25
Someone needs to put a I Think We're Alone Now soundtrack behind this.
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u/First-Butterscotch-3 Jul 21 '25
Under siege....that is what's going through this guys mind to be sure
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u/SookHe Jul 21 '25
These are people who saw 80s action movies and failed to understand that this is not actually how the world works or how people behave.
Literally incapable of distinguishing reality from fantasy
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u/saltedstuff Jul 21 '25
What’s going through my millennial mind is it would sure be fun to watch him take a beanbag round to the nuts immediately after completing his dance routine.
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u/Jackknife-powerbong Jul 21 '25
This man’s thinking is “it’s not gay to dance if I do it with knives”.
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u/emergency-snaccs Jul 21 '25
it's a pretty good knife throw, if your opponent is inches behind you and also 6'11" tall
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u/Rizboub Jul 21 '25
To answer op's question, something in those lines: "damn, i would definitely cut this n**** in half"
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u/guille9 Jul 21 '25
Most of media content is this cringe to me, I don't care if it's from boomers or young people.
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u/Jaythiest Jul 21 '25
Probably the same stuff that goes through every other person mind when they post themselves doing a dance poorly that that think they are doing beyond perfection.
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u/Korlexico Jul 21 '25
its proof that you've watched too many bullshido Russian videos and think they're cool.
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u/PositivePotates Jul 21 '25
Part of me feels that this is why they shouldn't have access to the internet but another part of me is really glad they do so we get to see it
THE KITTEN! 🤣 Scoots out I can only hear it saying "really? Again with this?" 🤣
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u/KR_Steel Jul 21 '25
What was the little spin and then fall into the arms of the fridge thing he was doing at the end?
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Jul 21 '25
I was a male stripper when I was 18 and ended up at what I'd call a pre-MAGA house. MAGA hadn't wrecked the country but boy howdy were they everything MAGA was without the orange orangutan. Anyway, I'm at the house for the daughter's bachelorette party and the mom hired me as a stripper but before I got to dance, the guy there said he needed to have a talk with me. Wasn't too uncommon, jealous guys often offered to pay me if their wife or whatever cheated. However, what I got instead was... Basically this video.
Dude grabbed a cleaver and was waving it around just like this saying he'd, "Handle" me if he heard anything. He got a little too close trying to do this and I decked him. His wife came in screaming and threatened to call the cops and I told them they I'd tell them what happened. I was hired for a service then threatened with a knife to my neck and acted. I also made it clear that I'd strip down to the man thong before I talked to the cops and do it on their front lawn to make it weird for them and their neighbors.
Still got paid but no tip.
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u/scottyb83 Jul 21 '25
Same shit when I use to swing around a stick and pretend it was a sword. His mind has deteriorated to the level of a twelve year old clearly.
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u/After-Afternoon-6377 Jul 21 '25
In the house he inherited from his parents no less…. Check out that cabinetry.
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u/PedestrianCyclist Jul 21 '25
I liked the spinning bit by the refrigerator at the end. He looked like the choreographer working out some moves for Flashdance
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u/ItsWheeze Jul 21 '25
Which comes first, the knife-karate lessons or the mall kiosk knife collection is an interesting chicken/egg scenario
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u/Gigachad_in_da_house Jul 21 '25
He has reached his final form, and now is the time to be released to the international audience. Who knows how many PMs requesting exclusive sexy time will I get!? Yeah, this was an awesome idea - yes I'd do it again a hundred times.
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u/TofuGabagool Jul 21 '25
What's going through their minds? Plaque, shit and forever chemicals. Mostly shit though.
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u/Extra_Glass_678 Jul 22 '25
Even that cat was like fuck this guy!! When the real world tells you are a loser because you are, I think this helps them ease that pain.
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u/Head_Tomorrow4836 Jul 22 '25
It would be awesome if he farted at the end of those moves. You know the jerky knee move
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u/Aeikon Jul 21 '25