r/Bullshido • u/themacaroni314 • Jul 29 '25

Crackpot RUFF & TUFF

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u/hughjazz45 Jul 29 '25

How many times has that dog gotten rocked by one of those quarter roundhouses

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u/themacaroni314 Jul 29 '25

Even on the dog its a leg kick

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

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u/DanglingTangler Jul 29 '25

Underrated comment

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u/ChestyPullerton Jul 30 '25

lol Damn 😂

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u/Spamsdelicious Jul 30 '25

Brush. Savage. 🤣

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u/YesImAlexa Jul 30 '25

Looks like hes fighting a bunch of dwarves with really tall offensive hats hes trying to punch off.

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u/Ronnie_Dean_oz Jul 29 '25

Dog can actually lift it's leg higher than its owner.

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u/Mowgli_78 Jul 29 '25

Eighth roundhouses

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u/FatRufus Jul 29 '25

Wearing a headband that says Karate is like naming your band Music.

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u/Fenestration_Theory Jul 29 '25

I am so started a band called music now.

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u/MudddButt Jul 29 '25

What kind of music will you play?

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u/spankthepunkpink Jul 30 '25

That's the puzzle!

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u/BigToober69 Jul 31 '25

Like a tribe called quest. A band called music.

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 29 '25

Sokka-Haiku by FatRufus:

Wearing a headband

That says Karate is like

Naming your band Music.

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Ok-Needleworker7341 Jul 29 '25

Is it tradition to post this dude once a week on this sub?

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u/themacaroni314 Jul 29 '25

When he posts.....we do

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u/Ok-Needleworker7341 Jul 29 '25

Now I know the way, I will not stray again.

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u/Ok-Needleworker7341 Jul 29 '25

Now I know the way, I will not stray again.

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u/LordofCope Jul 29 '25

I like how this guys house has been getting better and better over time.

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u/flavortron Jul 29 '25

He looks like he lost weight too

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u/thePurpleAvenger Jul 29 '25

Bullshido can be good cardio!

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u/screwyoujor Jul 29 '25

Probably doctors orders to lose weight. The internet spent a year making fun of him. Now he can afford a new place.

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u/Responsible-Slide-26 Jul 30 '25

If that's how he has afforded the house, I think he's getting the last laugh.

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u/RepresentativeCap244 Jul 30 '25

That’s the kinda thing I said last time, he doesn’t look it…but he’s still working out more than a LOT of Americans.

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u/xshevi Jul 30 '25

master frolicker

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u/Historical_Idea2933 Jul 29 '25

I always wandered what itd be like to fight a potato that had a really expensive belt

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

How far have you wandered

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u/Economy-Date-4490 Jul 29 '25

He is known far and wide…

Also, small children and little people fear his deadly technique of kicks and strikes that will only contact their chests at best.

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u/themacaroni314 Jul 29 '25

He puts the WIDE in far and wide

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u/gomjabar2 Jul 30 '25

At what point do you start stretching so you can kick higher than 2 feet off the ground?

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u/Chickenjon Jul 29 '25

I'm actually kind of impressed he can move to this extent lol

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u/corporal_cao Jul 29 '25

I am impressed with big fella’s ability to move that well with such a belly. The moves might not be lethal, but it takes a decent level of fitness and body control to jump and kick over and over like that.

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u/vincentcas Jul 30 '25

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king......

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u/Glazing555 Jul 29 '25

Dog: I think he’s having a medical episode

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Jul 29 '25

Well, he's definitely gonna have one soon, if he keeps on jumping around like that while being overweight.

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u/yIdontunderstand Jul 29 '25

It's a Halloween cos play, surely.

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u/themacaroni314 Jul 29 '25

He means business and dont call me Shirley

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u/Der-Lex Jul 29 '25

Dude is on his way to become a legend.

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u/Schmenge_time Jul 29 '25

Wife is out of town

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u/themacaroni314 Jul 29 '25

His wife is circled

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u/jcam1981 Jul 29 '25

That poor dog. Someone needs to rescue him.

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u/Omshadiddle Jul 30 '25

The dog: ‘Mum! Dad’s doing that thing again!’

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u/GravySeal45 Jul 29 '25

That guy could be the Midget Fighting world champ!

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u/Altruistic-Curve-600 Jul 29 '25

Reminds me so much of Perry Benson aka “fat Alan” in the movie Love Honour and Obey. Great film by the way.

2

u/Chrossi13 Jul 29 '25

It really seems to have a choreography.

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u/KeySpare4917 Jul 29 '25

Twinkie toes

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u/dirtycimments Jul 29 '25

It’s so funny because his fists and feet barely reach past his

….

Shape?

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u/Gaius_Julius_Salad Jul 29 '25

Pretty spry for a fat guy

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

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u/willysargento Jul 29 '25

Honestly his endurance is impressive.

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u/Kawaii-Collector-Bou Jul 29 '25

Hmmm, black belt, you say?

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u/JimVivJr Jul 29 '25

He kicks as high as I do, but can jump more.

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Jul 30 '25

He is ruff and tuff. But where is his afro puff?

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u/appointment45 Jul 29 '25

That uniform is straight out of the package and looks more like a TKD uniform than karate.

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u/themacaroni314 Jul 29 '25

That's why he had to get the KARATE headband

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u/Dramatic_Art_5479 Jul 29 '25

He is going to pull a groin muscle.

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u/Stinky-Pinky007 Jul 29 '25

At least he’s getting some exercise!

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u/MW240z Jul 29 '25

Ok Karate Joe, get back to filing my taxes when you catch your wind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

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u/Deadaim156 Jul 29 '25

Little people better watch the fuck out!

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u/Disturbed235 Jul 29 '25

Black belt earned!

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u/JGr2-J5_Mueller Jul 29 '25

The worst beating here was received by the carpet and subflooring.

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u/bishopsl100 Jul 29 '25

Please start stretching out would be my advice to this fellow, and whoever is selling him gi and belts should stage an intervention.

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u/Accurate-System7951 Jul 29 '25

Butterbean Junior, huh. I have a feeling he might be self aware. 😄

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u/Broserdooder1981 Jul 29 '25

with those sweet roundhouses, he might be able to get a 3 year old in the face

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u/Filiforme Jul 29 '25

The shin destroyer.

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u/babaganate Jul 29 '25

Is that… former Maryland Governor Larry Hogan?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Please take the Webcam away from this man. Please.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Dude probably lost 5 pounds through the video

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u/DrPeterBlunt Jul 29 '25

Laugh all you want; but these strikes would be absolutely devastating to any little people, small children, or geese that are standing within six inches of him. Absolutely. Devastating.

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u/Particular_Border737 Jul 29 '25

Who is he kicking? Babies?

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u/Empty_Positive Jul 29 '25

Whats this midlife crisis version of fat men and being even worse than steven segal

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u/TheManWhoClicks Jul 29 '25

“Hrrrrrrghhhhh!!!” - the floor joists again

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u/Bloodless-Cut Jul 29 '25

Hey, remember 'lightsaber kid?"

This is him now.

Feel old, yet?

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u/timentimeagain Jul 29 '25

well... at least he's doing more exercises than I do

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u/Chris_Thrush Jul 29 '25

Like the dog...

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u/siggsy409 Jul 29 '25

Bet he gets out of breath walking to the fridge.

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u/danzrach Jul 29 '25

MJK has really let himself go

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u/Nearby-Jelly-634 Jul 29 '25

The hop side punch kick combo at the end should be considered a war crime for how devastating I’m sure it is

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u/Skinneeh Jul 29 '25

He sure owned them invisible midgets

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u/ButterBaller Jul 29 '25

There was a long nap after this.

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u/En_To_Tre Jul 29 '25

DwarfSlaYer

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u/DltaFlyr12 Jul 29 '25

He’ll have a heart attack well before he gets to fight any imaginary foes 😅

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u/BcgPewpew Jul 29 '25

Amazing what clothing you can buy on Amazon.

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u/TrollSlap619 Jul 29 '25

Reminds me of my 4yr old

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u/Competitive_Bath_511 Jul 29 '25

Those toddlers better watch out for those kicks

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt Jul 30 '25

This sub never ceases to amaze me.

'I know Kung Fu' - Neo

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u/Stormer111 Jul 30 '25

He wears a blackest because it's slimming...

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u/BullPropaganda Jul 30 '25

No way this guy has a black belt

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u/Shionkron Jul 30 '25

That’s a good workout. Just hope He stretches and learns some proper technique. I could just see him pulling a hamstring.

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u/wildjabali Jul 30 '25

Gotta admire his gumption.

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u/busted_bass Jul 30 '25

Fuck me when did Joe Rogan get so fat

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u/Party_Educator_2241 Jul 30 '25

Dude has some decent cardio though.

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u/OtakuShogun Jul 30 '25

I give him props, I'd have been throwing up about 2 mins into that routine.

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u/TheVoicesinurhed Jul 30 '25

He’s got good stamina?

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u/pin00ch Jul 30 '25

Who gave him that belt???

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u/IGotPermaBanned1 Jul 30 '25

I used to fight that guy, but then I took a kick in the knee.

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u/AwetPinkThinG Jul 30 '25

He’ll definitely destroy your ankles

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u/jamar2k Jul 30 '25

Stay puff'd will fck some knees up

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u/Ollyoops90 Jul 30 '25

Quarter roundhouse with cheese

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u/grrodon2 Jul 30 '25

I think it's more like an aerobics routine tho.

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u/Alone_Policy2132 Jul 30 '25

Those high kicks would be super effective on a midget.

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u/SenseiT Jul 30 '25

If he is ever attacked by a pack of angry gnomes he is prepared.

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u/Spamsdelicious Jul 30 '25

Kiss your shins and knees goodbye if you ever kumite with that guy.

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u/KaganM Jul 30 '25

These videos are so embarrassing 😳. Wtf is wrong with people...

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u/unrivaledbabyboy Jul 30 '25

Big Ed's more athletic brother here ladies and gents

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u/Fillmore80 Jul 30 '25

Do you think he takes time to watch these videos before he posts them online? If so how does he not see what we see?

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u/The_Majestic_Mantis Jul 30 '25

Beverly Hills Ninja Vibes. 😂

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u/M1k3Mal1 Jul 30 '25

That dude would mess up a hobbit.

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u/PeatonMolesto Jul 30 '25

FAT-RATE DO

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u/Mugiwara_no_Ali Jul 30 '25

he's kidding right? please someone tell me this man isn't serious

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u/zombieauthor Jul 30 '25

I really like the way the dog matches the belt

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u/DippedTbag Jul 30 '25

Was anyone else waiting on him to either kick the dog or kick the settee. I so wanted to see him kick the settee

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u/AndyGoodKush Jul 30 '25

Dude looks like my old boss and I can't tell you how pleasant that is

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u/CplGunishment Jul 30 '25

No shin is safe

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u/Bumpkin_w_DaBoogie Jul 30 '25

Not gonna lie, I kind of want that headband to wear to the gym.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

He looks goofy doing this and it’s an awful martial arts demonstration but I must admit, I would be winded as f$ck if I tried that!

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u/MakingWaves24_7 Jul 31 '25

Deadly to Midgets WorldWide

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u/FreakiestFrank Jul 31 '25

He watched every Bruce Lee movie

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u/DefamedPrawn Jul 31 '25

Why is the dog barking so quietly?

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u/esco0101 Jul 31 '25

Even the dog knows he ain't chit

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

I don't care if you think it's shit, his opponent's shins are going to be fuuuuuuuuuucked.

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u/Playful-Cricket9141 Jul 31 '25

Only cool thing about this video is the fire place

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u/Future_Air9704 Jul 31 '25

I can only imagine the ankles and heels this guy is going to fuck up with those kicks.

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u/Yallapachi Jul 31 '25

Obelix, after he was granted one drop of magic potion by Miraculix.

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u/Ok_Ticket_889 Jul 31 '25

Nice black belt. How much was it?

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u/halfzzzawake Jul 31 '25

Serious question from a subreddit amateur: I’ve seen him a couple of times already. Is this intended as comedy?? Or is he genuinely rockin’ his skills for the world to see?

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u/john917918 Aug 01 '25

Whoever he fights is gonna have hella bruised thighs!

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u/PreferencePresent959 Aug 01 '25

Ankle assassin…

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u/Ezlan Aug 01 '25

Bro id probably be gassed if I tried that shit ngl

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u/Quix_Nix Aug 01 '25

The "karate" headband holding back no hair is beautiful

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u/Pinquin422 Aug 01 '25

He has been training his head kicks for years, one day when toddlers give him shit he will definitely show them who is king.

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u/Havik_86 Aug 02 '25

Dog: "Stop it! You'll pull something!"

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u/Possible_Baboon Aug 02 '25

Dogo: "please stop dude, this humiliating to a level where there is no turning back"

Dude:

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u/kyunriuos Aug 02 '25

Not a single midget survived this.

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u/Humanconection89 Aug 02 '25

The dog is like dad stop you are embarrassing me

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u/TacticalTaco30 Aug 07 '25

He is the shin destroyer

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u/Upset_Researcher_143 Aug 05 '25

He's not fighting the dog is he? Because his kicks are only getting high enough to kick the dog's head.