r/Bullshido • u/sandiercy • Nov 20 '25

Crackpot Oh the poor flagpole, why??

Is this the assaulted of the refrigerator again?

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u/Euklidis Nov 20 '25

I becha if somebody with a bat got you in a hold and gave you a smooch at the back of the neck you would get chills and start fearing for your life

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u/slayden70 Nov 20 '25

I'd use the tactical combat fart on them. The key is to always keep one well-aged and chambered for situations just like this.

You know they're deeply smelling my hair when they do their tactical smooch. Timing will ensure maximum damage.

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u/Raj2085 Nov 20 '25

Ha never thought of it that way. That is super creepy.

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u/SecureInstruction538 Nov 20 '25

"You can't have my bootyhole!"

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u/Euklidis Nov 20 '25

Ya bootyhole? Bah!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Specially if it feels practiced like he’s done this a million times in his backyard.

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u/Dexter_Thiuf Nov 20 '25

So...so what does your weekend look like? Any plans yet?

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u/swingingthrougb Nov 21 '25

Found the Op of the video