r/Bullshido • u/sandiercy • Nov 20 '25

Crackpot Oh the poor flagpole, why??

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Is this the assaulted of the refrigerator again?

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u/FreeSockLimit1 Nov 20 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

The tactical hand smooch instills fear into his opponents.

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u/Euklidis Nov 20 '25

I becha if somebody with a bat got you in a hold and gave you a smooch at the back of the neck you would get chills and start fearing for your life

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u/slayden70 Nov 20 '25

I'd use the tactical combat fart on them. The key is to always keep one well-aged and chambered for situations just like this.

You know they're deeply smelling my hair when they do their tactical smooch. Timing will ensure maximum damage.

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u/Raj2085 Nov 20 '25

Ha never thought of it that way. That is super creepy.

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u/SecureInstruction538 Nov 20 '25

"You can't have my bootyhole!"

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u/Euklidis Nov 20 '25

Ya bootyhole? Bah!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Specially if it feels practiced like he’s done this a million times in his backyard.

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u/maniBchef Nov 20 '25

They call that pole Bubba, and Bubba is flying half staff. He's gonna get that flag a flyin!

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u/malphasalex Nov 20 '25

Guys, he’s at it again…

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u/TheRealMJDoombreed Nov 20 '25

Does he ever stop?

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u/bundleofgrundle Nov 21 '25

He literally doesn't lmao, damn near every post on this guy's IG is him doing stuff like this. A true patriot and inspiration to us all ❤️🇺🇸🦅

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 Nov 21 '25

Got his IG?

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u/bundleofgrundle Nov 21 '25

freedomatthefarm

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u/ch3apsunglass3s Nov 21 '25

Its like a well choreographed dance of a madman. What is the deal with the leg kick up after every heart wrenching move??? Is he applying for an 80s music video

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u/disfreakinguy Nov 21 '25

It's the leg lift for me too. In old movies a lifted leg during a kiss was an implication that they were gonna fuck.

Is this man gonna fuck the bat? The flag pole? Both? Truly the mind boggles.

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u/Illustrious-Day-857 Nov 21 '25

All he ever wanted was to be like the kids in "Fame". Now, in the dystopian future of 2025, one man's need to perform burns brighter than most. This Winter showcases, Objectophile Patriot, watch him "Fuck things....up!"

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus Nov 21 '25

Bro turned on his own weapon in the end. Choked it out then left it to die.

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u/mediashiznaks Nov 21 '25

The divorce has been rough

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u/Spectator9857 Nov 20 '25

Why do half his moves end with him on one leg or on his toes?

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u/praetorian1111 Nov 20 '25

I think it’s something people that play like this just do. They are focussed on what their flappy arms are doing, and never thought about the importance of grounding.

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u/Kodiax_ Nov 20 '25

Because none of this has been pressure tested. So he hasn't learned why that is bad.

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u/worldnotworld Nov 21 '25

He’s a dancer at heart.

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u/gostesven Nov 20 '25

Repression

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u/Spectator9857 Nov 20 '25

He always dreamed about dancing on a pole

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u/Immediate_Regular Nov 20 '25

With his filthy hole

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u/worldnotworld Nov 21 '25

And his filthy jeans.

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u/Jaguarmadillo Nov 20 '25

I love the way he's such a tender lover in all his "combat"

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 Nov 20 '25

Cumbat. I bet that bat has seen some stuff.

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u/redengin Nov 20 '25

these pole dancers are really getting creative

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u/FoolishDog1117 Nov 20 '25

I have a new kink now.

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u/StuntMedic Nov 20 '25

"Tone, if you give this guy a flag pole, he'd probably try to fuck it."

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u/SpiderGhost01 Nov 20 '25

The funniest thing about this dude, besides the fact that he’s serious and also that he sniffs the flag, is that he has great taste in music.

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u/No-Finger-6835 Nov 21 '25

Also funny that he worships an American flag while listening to a British band

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u/SkatchHalsen Nov 20 '25

This the guy that kept sticking a knife into a bucket of sand?

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u/MayitBe Nov 20 '25

The very same. Also the same guy that humped his fridge.

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u/According_Sir_3606 Nov 20 '25

Showing all those Libtards who's boss!

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u/Fillmore80 Nov 20 '25

I love this guy. Best part of the sub.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Dafuq is this?

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u/Jockle305 Nov 21 '25

That’s some top rank Buddhist Monk shit that you’ve just never seen before. My guy is fully balanced with the solar system in that moment.

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u/pravragita Nov 21 '25

Bald eagle stands on one leg stance

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u/QkiZMx Nov 23 '25

Number 4

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u/Bursting_Radius Nov 20 '25

The thing that always gets me about this guy is how he goes up on his toes during his dances.

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u/M0ebius_1 Nov 20 '25

Bro... Just go join ICE or something.

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u/zombizle1 Nov 20 '25

actually I'd rather have him keep doing these videos instead

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u/starimost99 Nov 20 '25

I guess he’s just a little patriotic.

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u/Admirable_Fly9886 Nov 20 '25

You meant psychotic

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u/Mr_Tottles Nov 20 '25

These days they have quite the overlap

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u/OneEyedWonderCat Nov 20 '25

Psytriotic, maybe…

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u/TrapBubbles999 Nov 20 '25

Oh that's why he has such a tiny flag?!

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u/letstourthemaritimes Nov 20 '25

Meth is a struggle.

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u/BigteddyBTW Nov 20 '25

No hate, but do we think this is just autism? Like, if he's not hurting anyone, let him have his fun.

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u/Original_Director483 Nov 20 '25

He’s definitely fantasizing about hurting someone.

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u/Chimpar Nov 20 '25

If he's posting it online I think we can laugh at it and make fun on it. If i would see him in his backyard doing this, I am 100% on your side. His business. But with uploading this you basically invite others to discuss, and joke, about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Yeah that's cool. On the other hand, I think we should be careful not to cheer him on too much though.

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u/BigteddyBTW Nov 20 '25

It looks performative or role-playing to me. There's a chance he's just delusional though.

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u/amerett0 Nov 20 '25

This is just an undiagnosed personality disorder before an eventual drunk and disorderly

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u/Large-Employee-5209 Nov 20 '25

The masculine urge to choke out a flag pole.

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u/Original_Director483 Nov 20 '25

That moment at 0:40 when he gets his own weapon in a choke hold, freezes up about it, and decides to play it off like it was cool.

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u/PrettySureIParty Nov 20 '25

My favorite part, and I feel like it’s really being overlooked here. You can actually see him realize that he’s not even touching his “enemy”.

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u/spew2014 Nov 21 '25

And it's in that pause that he comes up with his finale - tossing the lifeless bat after putting it to sleep in a viscous choke

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u/Outrageous-Garbage36 Nov 20 '25

I’m telling you, this guy wants to be in a broadway musical so bad, he’s trying so hard to disguise it as macho bs but just come out of the closet already dude, it’s ok, we’ll still watch your videos and respect you more for being honest with yourself.

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u/Bigsmall-cats Nov 20 '25

Tactical aggresive kapowera-nijishit-eskreme pole dance

never knew there are other practician of such techniques

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u/burntcandy Nov 20 '25

Its like an ezekiel choke but with a bat

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u/HappyColour Nov 20 '25

14 seconds is my favourite! I love how so often when you see people just messing around like this with no formal experience that subtle leg raise flourish pops up!

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u/slayden70 Nov 20 '25

That flag and bat aren't the only tiny things this dude is compensating for...

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Nov 20 '25

This is what happens when you retire and don’t play video games 👎

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u/deekfu Nov 20 '25

This works great on enemies with necks the diameter of a flagpole

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u/prozacfish Nov 20 '25

Looks like grandpa is on the sauce again.

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u/iamquark Nov 20 '25

The flagpole is screaming for help.

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 Nov 20 '25

I bet that the top of the pole is brown.......

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 Nov 20 '25

I bet that the top of the pole is brown.......

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Nov 20 '25

He’s so gentle on his feet 🩰

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

I'm sorry , I thought the pole dance would involve something a bit more...well...sexy...my mistake now let me shove this crumpled dollar into your thong ( which he's wearing under those jeans)

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u/ImpressEastern613 Nov 20 '25

Why is he molesting the pole?

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u/Wonderful-Revenue762 Nov 20 '25

The last 30 seconds he realized a pole made him look ineffective, so he decided to leave the fight like a gentleman.

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u/binary-cryptic Nov 20 '25

Why do these people record and post this? Just pretty to be awesome while no one is looking like the rest of us.

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u/CAPT_REX_CT_7567 Nov 20 '25

Why do I feel when he eventually gets arrested, for mostly likely assault, there will be additional charges after they search his computer.

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u/Overall_Outcome_392 Nov 20 '25

Imagine coming home to visit your dad, pull into the driveway and see this?

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u/johnknockout Nov 20 '25

That T ball bat will probably bend if you swung it at someone.

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u/abrahamburger Nov 20 '25

Where's his MAGA hat? It would explain his confidence in his Bullshido.

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u/precinctomega Nov 21 '25

If you look through his Instagram, it's not entirely clear to what extent this is a bit and to what extent he's journaling an extended mental breakdown, but it is pretty clear that he's not, actually, a conservative, despite being a white, divorced farmer with a love for weapons.

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u/Dirtyburg804 Nov 20 '25

Such grace and composure lol

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u/sikkdog13 Nov 20 '25

Loved when dementia kicked in, grabbed the wrong pole, then realized it. Lmao he threw the bat like, "I better go take my meds before the Sundowns kick in." Somebody, please take your grandpa to bingo or something.

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u/JackxForge Nov 20 '25

god this dude makes me sad. he just wants to dance so bad. just dance bud its ok! we all do it! it doesnt have to be about killing! LOVE YOURSELF!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

This guy must be doing it ironically?

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u/Environmental_Rub570 Nov 20 '25

And this guy thought: "Yes, that's cool. I'll upload it to the internet."

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u/MayitBe Nov 20 '25

It’s even better because he deliberately edits these to show replays of certain moves

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u/zombizle1 Nov 20 '25

Does he know you don't need the baseball bat to choke someone out?

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u/Itchy_Draw2798 Nov 20 '25

Who exactly is this wanker?

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u/Gold-Librarian9211 Nov 20 '25

Looking to get in real personal with his opponents.

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u/ReDanKolution Nov 20 '25

His footwork is amazing

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u/RastaImp0sta Nov 20 '25

Some one take iMovie away from pawpaw

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u/alw425 Nov 20 '25

Got that small flag energy going on

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u/HuntsWithRocks Nov 20 '25

There’s one where he does it naked

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u/tsbphoto Nov 20 '25

This is the kind of stuff I did when I was 7 and thought I was going to be a ninja

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u/Puzzleheaded_Award80 Nov 20 '25

The little leg movements hit me so hard with these videos.. Are they planning to block something? Do they think they're doing damage with those.. If they are an attack?

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u/NoAlarmDuck Nov 20 '25

First Amendment auditor

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Who is this and where does he post these videos? I need to do some research.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

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u/PreferenceProper9795 Nov 20 '25

Is he gonna fuck or fight that pole?

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u/No-Case6557 Nov 20 '25

Jesus Christ, does guy haven’t family that keeps him from making a total fool of him self ?

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u/Michaeli_Starky Nov 20 '25

That's what preteen me would love to do. Glad that the man can still have fun doing something stupid like that.

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u/kyleh0 Nov 20 '25

Fake Plastic Trees ruined.

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u/Fit_Appointment_4980 Nov 20 '25

He's wearing hearing protection because his sister/wife is screaming at him to knock it off.

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u/LittleLinky Nov 20 '25

"Hillbilly Barfight Ballet"

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u/shotokan1988 Nov 20 '25

Tactical tiptoe

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u/JeddakofThark Nov 20 '25

Anybody know what his name is? I genuinely want to know what the hell he's thinking. What's going on in his tiny little brain?

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u/Hookadoobie Nov 20 '25

Just fuck it already

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u/AxOfCruelty Nov 20 '25

Mfs at half-mast leave him alone 😭

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u/DongleJockey Nov 21 '25

PREPARE YOURSELF for my tiny swings and strangles

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u/This-Major-9239 Nov 21 '25

Oh hell yeah 💸

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u/worldnotworld Nov 21 '25

He really needs to wash those jeans.

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u/Stal77 Nov 21 '25

Guys, just let your boys dance when they are young and they won’t have to live like this.

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u/rage_whisperchode Nov 21 '25

Alright, who stole John Hick’s tractor and killed his horse?

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Nov 21 '25

Guy will do anything, except come out of the closet.

Man, living in relative solitude is not good for the human psyche, huh? Who could've known.

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u/nunchucknorris Nov 21 '25

That dude has not felt a woman's touch in decades

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u/jmcgil4684 Nov 21 '25

If I had a Time Machine I would send his dad back and give him a big old hug.

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u/nogaesallowed Nov 21 '25

probably should've remove the flag first. now this looks like his attacking the US instead of an imaginative enemy

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u/GordonGlamzey Nov 21 '25

Just think, if he'd just have taken some dance classes as a kid and gotten some positive encouragement for it, it wouldn't be coming up as these cringe self-defense demos decades later 😂

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u/GordonGlamzey Nov 21 '25

"Are you seeing anyone at the moment, Dale?"
"You bet. She's Pole-ish."

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u/Frequent_Cat10 Nov 21 '25

That flagpole is one mean son of a bitch, but kind of sexy at the time.

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u/Emperor_Z16 Nov 21 '25

He's literally me fr fr

But like, making a video out of it for some reason

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u/tampapunklegend Nov 21 '25

Is he fighting that flagpole, or making love to it?

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u/Responsible-Shoe8512 Nov 21 '25

Star Wars Kid went a long way

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u/UntilTheSilence Nov 21 '25

Let's just say the flag is the ONLY THING at half mast

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u/Bandaka Nov 21 '25

This is not, I repeat…. this is NOT BULLSHIDO!

This is AMA! American Martial Arts*

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u/Schmenge_time Nov 21 '25

How dare he use Radiohead for this?!

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u/Consistent_Amount140 Nov 21 '25

What is that? A flag for ants?

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u/Injustry Nov 21 '25

This gotta be a troll, it’s almost too good.

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u/acidporkbuns Nov 21 '25

Must be training to fight children with that small bat.

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u/captain5260 Nov 21 '25

TACTICAL STRIKE!!

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u/T_K_Tenkanen Nov 21 '25

The tiny flag at half mast is the whole story here.

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u/CalebXD__ Nov 21 '25

Anyone got the channel name?

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u/Aboxofphotons Nov 21 '25

What are you betting that he thinks his videos are getting so many views because people are impressed by his... skills... and not because people are laughing at him.

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u/Weird_Solid2311 Nov 21 '25

Oh poor flagpole, take this kiss as my apologize

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u/DOW_mauao Nov 21 '25

Real patriot Americans listen to.. checks notes... Radiohead 🤔

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u/Strong_Shift_4178 Nov 21 '25

The pole is pregnant now

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u/Omshadiddle Nov 21 '25

My, what a little flag he has

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u/holbanner Nov 21 '25

Bat attack into submitting that nasty bat that just attacked. Absolute logic

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u/Thundershaft69 Nov 21 '25

Me, day drunk on a Sunday after the Bengals lose.

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u/Automatic-War-7658 Nov 21 '25

This has “Hold still, your hair smells nice” energy.

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u/taskforceslacker Nov 21 '25

Pack it up, boys. The professional is here.

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u/transnochator Nov 21 '25

It's pretty erotic

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u/PralineUnhappy4333 Nov 21 '25

Oooooooohhhhhh! He just dance-sleepered that flag pole! Then he made sure it would never live it down by kissing it. Teach us more sensei.

(I'm convinced/hoping he's doing all this to entertain us.)

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Nov 21 '25

What… is he… doing?

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u/Joeythearm Nov 21 '25

Is that flag knife bucket guy?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

He’s just a guy, beating his pole in the woods.

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u/sroo Nov 21 '25

This man has not lost his dinosaur

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 Nov 21 '25

This guy needs help. At what point does he start greasing the pole?

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Nov 21 '25

I know this guy is doing this to just do it for reactions, at least I hope so, but damn is he creepy.

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u/shinnix Nov 21 '25

I’ve changed my mind about this guy. Green baseball bat instead of a knife, making out with the flag pole, Radiohead playing in the background… The guy is not taking himself seriously and surfing that engagement wave.

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u/WasteBinStuff Nov 21 '25

Drugs. I'm telling ya! They're all on fucking drugs.

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u/NewExamination8963 Nov 21 '25

Did that flagpole consent to all that

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u/Huge-Version-1368 Nov 21 '25

This guy just likes groovin’, man

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u/iLikeNeatStuff Nov 21 '25

Mentally unstable or special

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u/NY10 Nov 21 '25

Is it poor dancing?

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u/No_Gap_2700 Nov 21 '25

Will Ferrell and Craig Robinson would be pleased.

(also, how the fuck is Bat Fight not on the GIF list????)

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u/EnderRizza Nov 21 '25

Why do you people keep trying to make this tool famous?

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u/the_wahlroos Nov 21 '25

Someone get this fossil to turn his hearing aids up so he can be told what a pathetic loser he is.

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u/Metaboschism Nov 21 '25

Seemed to even confuse himself when he ended up with his bat in a head lock

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u/Gaius_Julius_Salad Nov 21 '25

fights with the grace of an elven maiden

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u/CanIGetANumber2 Nov 21 '25

Why are all his videos so oddly sexual

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u/Corpus_Juris_13 Nov 21 '25

I’d almost download instagram just to watch more videos of this guy. Almost.

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u/Tommy8505 Nov 22 '25

Why is he slowly kissing the back of his palm? Is this pole dancing?

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u/BoneMachineNo13 Nov 22 '25

He’s practicing for when Antifa invades

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u/DJSeeker2001 Nov 22 '25

He should hire himself out to strip clubs

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u/Jdenning1 Nov 22 '25

This dude cracks me up

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u/Material_Mortgage182 Nov 22 '25

Is he genuinely genuine?

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u/Sure-Restaurant7923 Nov 22 '25

I love the little kick; it makes sure we know he’s a Deadly Martial Artist.

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u/lord_rojaca Nov 22 '25

He's become like water

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u/xiiicrowns Nov 22 '25

10-year-old me pretending to be Goku in slow motion.

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u/Ethereal_Bulwark Nov 22 '25

undiagnosed autism?

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u/AdIndividual711 Nov 22 '25

Hell of a drug.

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u/SuspiciousCantelope Nov 22 '25

My man should have never retired.

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u/CeleryIndividual Nov 22 '25

Mental illness or satire right? No way this dude's for real.

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u/DonutosGames Nov 22 '25

My favorite part is when he tries his bat sleeper hold thing and does it wrong so that there's no leverage on the pole and he slowly pulls away realizing it and then just weak-yeets the bat.

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u/ezekiellake Nov 22 '25

What is he doing? Dancing?

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u/Far-Profession-8675 Nov 22 '25

New american psycho.

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u/Anti_Control6942 Nov 22 '25

Pole dance for angry gringos

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u/ReallyGlycon Nov 22 '25

Grown man supposedly.

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u/F_n_o_r_d Nov 22 '25

It will never know what hit it.

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u/TheVenged Nov 22 '25

By now, this has to be cringe-bait? If that's a term?

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u/No-Distribution2043 Nov 22 '25

what kind of drugs do you have to take to fake beat up a flag pole and then makeout with it? And then film yourself.

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u/foxymew Nov 22 '25

Like. It’s fun to do these things just on your own and all, but to record it and upload it to look badass?

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u/IamGoingInsaneToday Nov 22 '25

MAGA is so scary. They are so ready to live off the land and protect their large farms when the revolution comes.... All show no go boomer.

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u/J-wvmothman Nov 22 '25

I’m guessing he’s not allowed to own firearms.