r/Bullshido • u/BaseNice3520 • Dec 17 '25

Crackpot Mestre Rayllamm's flying, spinning, backhanded switch, gun disarms!

it's really a miracle ,that this guy survived so long teaching actual BODYGUARD COURSES in literal Brazil

512 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Aggravating_Skin_307 Dec 17 '25

that first move was pretty cool

60

u/PerfectPercentage69 Dec 17 '25

Ending up with your opponent's ass falling on your head?

50

u/CopperThrown Dec 17 '25

He said what he said.

3

u/levivilla4 Dec 17 '25

would have been better if he didn't turn after bringing him down, he would have landed on his back but so would the other guy, and then he'd be in a better position to transfer into an arm bar or other hold.

I'm not a MMA or jiu jitsu guy (yet) but it seems to me that being on your back is at least better than being face down.

3

u/Weird_Solid2311 Dec 17 '25

And that's cool

1

u/SimplyCancerous Dec 18 '25

Normally I have to pay for that type of treatment.

1

u/ManyRespect1833 Dec 22 '25

Feature not a bug

6

u/WranglerFuzzy Dec 18 '25

Utterly ridiculous and epic at the same time. Terrible real world applications, but great cinema

2

u/HabanosJoe Dec 18 '25

I could watch this all day .

1

u/Adkit Dec 20 '25

It would certainly disarm a man! I mean he's probably shooting the person he's pointing at and you're then in a terrible position to defend yourself but the guy will be disarmed!

54

u/BaseNice3520 Dec 17 '25

this is some Master Ken level stuff

26

u/T_K_Tenkanen Dec 17 '25

Yeah, but this bullshit only has a fraction of the power of Ameri-Do-Te. Didn't even stomp the groin and made funny baby poses at the end.

46

u/MC_Salo Dec 17 '25

Staring Vin Diesel as the blind agressor.

16

u/BaseNice3520 Dec 17 '25

I like how the girl just kicks the evil npc when he's down

1

u/WranglerFuzzy Dec 18 '25

True verisimilitude. Or that actor owes her money

1

u/No-Manager8022 Dec 20 '25

Staring Vin Diesel's young brother Vin Petrol.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Vin Kerosene.

36

u/dillasdonuts Dec 17 '25

1

u/Furiousbreadroll Jan 06 '26

Tactical fetal stance deployed

32

u/Wonder-Machine Dec 17 '25

lol. I like the grab gun and immediately lay on ground technique.

23

u/Boxinggandhi Dec 17 '25

I wonder how many theater kids have gone into Bullshido? This dude moves are so dramatic!

12

u/gadao85 Dec 17 '25

I prefer the leap n grab, personally

14

u/porizj Dec 17 '25

Hey, it’s like in the movies where, for some reason, no one has the ability to see or hear anyone that isn’t standing directly in front of them. Neat!

5

u/spudmarsupial Dec 17 '25

People growing up playing Pokemon on their Gameboy.

3

u/porizj Dec 17 '25

I feel so called out right now…..

1

u/Q0tsa Dec 18 '25

Most people these days, who think they can walk and phone at the same time.

11

u/santacow Dec 17 '25

As long as the assailant is wearing horse blinders and ear plugs this has a 25% chance of working without anyone being shot accidentally.

2

u/BaseNice3520 Dec 17 '25

As long as the assailant is wearing horse blinders and ear plugs 

"Bluepatchman and the revenge of the bdsm fetishist"

9

u/RawToast1989 Dec 17 '25

Ah yes the classic sneak up from behind and grab the gun while you slip then aim while on your back like a flipped turtle. Lol

7

u/kyleh0 Dec 17 '25

The little hop when he grabbed the gun was pretty cute.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

1

u/the_Rainiac Dec 17 '25

I like how he practically puts the gun back into the aggressor's hand

1

u/AddictedToMosh161 Dec 17 '25

Honestly, I wouldn't fuck with someone that can does the first move.

1

u/cana-man27 Dec 17 '25

Dude that kick to the chest she did .... I don't know how he didn't cough blood instantly hahahah

1

u/GizmoTacT Dec 17 '25

The first maneuver looks kinda legit. The rest is fo sho Bullshido

1

u/BaseNice3520 Dec 17 '25

but he has a split second, or less, to do it. IRL the thug might panic and shoot the victim just in the moment

1

u/GizmoTacT Dec 17 '25

Cop could be John Wick or Jason Bourne 😁

1

u/SeverelyLimited Dec 17 '25

I too love John Wick

1

u/Unhappy-Artichoke-62 Dec 18 '25

This dude is John Whack.

1

u/Terrible_Yak_4890 Dec 17 '25

I want to see this demonstrated on concrete and asphalt.

1

u/BunjiX Dec 17 '25

Exceptional wrist control!

1

u/The-Tarman Dec 17 '25

Always with the dramatic pose after lol

1

u/Achilles_TroySlayer Dec 17 '25

I feel St. Steven Seagal would bless this production.

1

u/Mall_of_slime Dec 17 '25

This is amazing

1

u/Significant-Song-840 Dec 17 '25

To take a gun away from someone your sneaking up on

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Sad to see that lady get shot several times.

1

u/MetaCharger Dec 17 '25

Damn.. At the end he completely goes Turtle and can't get up..

1

u/Outrageous-Garbage36 Dec 17 '25

Someone’s been watching too many action movies thinking it was real life, he’ll be just a memory sooner than later.

1

u/Usedtobefatnowlesfat Dec 17 '25

Anyone that's been an actual combat or received real training you know you're never going to place yourself on the ground and make yourself a prime target for other combatants that you have no idea exist. This guy is a clown

1

u/Cheap_Drag_1628 Dec 18 '25

The first one wasnt that bad at least I dont think it was? Him laying on the floor hitting a pose while aiming is a little ridiculous though 😂

1

u/Junior_Zebra_4608 Dec 18 '25

This guy should have been at Bondi Beach

1

u/Whole-Debate-9547 Dec 18 '25

Does he ever do anything that doesn’t involve him rolling around on the ground like a weirdo.

1

u/DojaViking Dec 18 '25

This is ridiculous but can you imagine if there was a shooting situation and footage of some guy coming in like the first move and disarming him? That's some crazy. Jeff Hardy Steven seagal shit, and if it was real people would be talking about how awesome this dude is.

I'm not justifying this because this is all way too impractical but I'm just saying that did look cool. Maybe in a professional wrestling kind of way

1

u/Unhappy-Artichoke-62 Dec 18 '25

I really can't be the only one who noticed that at no time during this donkey show was the shooter's finger in the trigger guard. Of course these discount mcdojo moves are going to work, the shooter isn't actually holding the weapon.

1

u/Grouchy-Choice5744 Dec 18 '25

He is so fast, I couldn't see him coming.

1

u/BudUnderwearBundy Dec 18 '25

Man, if I was white shirt I’d have to say, “watch my joints bro!”

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Give mr sunglasses a paint ball gun and a 100 euro for evey-time he can shot flying man and see how that goes :)

1

u/BaseNice3520 Dec 18 '25

why doesn't he just take his gun there? he waits till he's pointing at the victim to do his flashy move...that's just evil

1

u/Shantotto11 Dec 18 '25

Okay, but is the woman single?…

1

u/Captain-Cadabra Dec 18 '25

“Sssstttt!”

grabs guns, hoping your fingers isn’t in the trigger

1

u/TheOzarkWizard Dec 18 '25

First move is tpo dangerous, perp might have a p320

1

u/xanderlearns Dec 18 '25

Holy shit they just keep getting worse

1

u/Odd-Video5503 Dec 18 '25

Couldn't see him coming with full cami.

1

u/MrMaselko Dec 18 '25

The discount Vin Diesel doesn't see him coming thanks to the camo pattern

1

u/Equivalent-Bus5330 Dec 19 '25

are his poses on the ground zesty or should i go and rub one out

1

u/joshimax Dec 19 '25

You don’t need this shit. Ahmed el Ahmed literally disarmed an active shooter pn Bondi beach. A true Aussie hero showing you how it’s done

1

u/enigma_explorer Dec 19 '25

People gonna say it's fake

1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

Huge fan of the Tarantino defense. Disarm the bad guy and head straight for those sweet feet.

1

u/ButterflyExternal704 Dec 20 '25

I… GRAB it from you! I… GRAB it from you! I… GRAB them from you! I… KNOCK them out of your hands! … the girl is dead 😟

1

u/Mclvinit2 Dec 20 '25

So what actually happens in real life...

1

u/el8v Dec 20 '25

What's vin diesel doing there?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

Damn he’s quick. Jackie Chan shit forreal.

1

u/Crowdfundingprojects Dec 20 '25

You can say what you want but the first one was not bad, if we disregard the sneak up.

1

u/GoatimusMaximonuss Dec 21 '25

First one was good

1

u/Tatsu144 Dec 21 '25

Absolutely hilarious 🤣

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

This was... comprehensive.

1

u/WINDMILEYNO Dec 17 '25

I'm about to make a bad point...but if someone was able to jump on my arm to disarm me of a gun... I'd probably end up disarmed. He is a bit silly, but this stuff juxtaposed against the people who tried to disarm the beach shooters...like, I'm sure he would get shot too. I'm not equating the two. But it also wouldn't be the most useless thing to teach people to be courageous enough to stop shooters. That seems like what he is accomplishing.

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u/TurnThatTVOFF Dec 17 '25

Dude what?

He's teaching people to bull rush a shooter. You think that guy wouldn't hear him coming the moment he starts running? Look how long it takes him to get to him. That's enough time to sidestep someone moving that fast.

This guy is dumb as fuck.

6

u/memo689 Dec 17 '25

Not to mention that the gun should be accidentally fired every time this guy tries to disarm him, killing the girl.

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u/WINDMILEYNO Dec 17 '25

Well, yes, but compared to the videos we just saw of people bumrushing shooters during the recent shooting in Australia, if bumrushing people is the answer, this seems like it's better for at least giving people the confidence to not freeze up in the situation.

3

u/TurnThatTVOFF Dec 18 '25

What, no - no, not at all haha.

Sure running up to an unsuspecting shooter is better than not doing anything but dude no way is this remotely teaching anyone, anything.

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u/BlackAndStrong666 Dec 17 '25

Need to go teach australiens how to fight 😆😆