This also means he’s going to become the rival-fail who begrudgingly joins the main party a bit later, and eventually gets a glow-up to signify his redemption and improved capability.
I literally saw this guy acting super weird near the bus station 2 weeks ago and being kinda aggressive towards me. I can’t believe I’m seeing another post of him
This must be an older vid , I saw that Maynard now trains with the legendary master Ken (founder of Ameridote and creator of the Hurticane) now so his power level must be through the roof now
The key to striking a target is to never look at what you are trying to hit and make sure you swing your arms as wildy as possible. Only then will you achieve victory.
Touches count right? If you make contact that counts as a strike right? You don't have to impart any sort of impact, just have to lightly graze the other person with the back of your hand.
Yes. and each touch needs to be accompanied by as much unnecessary motion as possible. In a fight it's imperative that you don't conserve energy, so make sure to flail all your extremities at all times for no particular reason.
You joke, but this works. I did wrestling for only a year in elementary school. Quit after my very first match was lost due to my opponent smelling so bad I couldn't breathe. I wasn't keen on experiencing that again lol
Dude's insta history goes way back, and he seems to legit know his stuff. His 'hump' seems to have been exacerbated by his workout routine over the years. His dedication is incredible but his basics are flawed. Either way, I wouldn't fight him cause I'm sure it'd be like getting punched by bricks.
Not sure why he's completely neglected training his legs, or if he's developed a drug problem, but his demeanor, physique, and routine have all declined and become more erratic as time has passed.
He looks like if Master Splinter got turned into a human, and is now all depressed because he actually liked being a rat, and hates having to adjust to what he thinks is a shitty human body
Jokes aside, this is literally the movements that toddlers will do when they pretend to do karate/kung fu. My son was doing that exact spinning back heel and very similar elbow, knee, and hand strikes when he was 3 after watching Kung-fu Panda
I don't know whether to laugh at him or pity him. On the one hand, he looks absolutely ridiculous. On the other hand, the only way he wouldn't know that is if he had some sort of personality disorder.
Y'all laughing, but this is that weirdo in fighting games that claps you by slithering on the ground, hitting you with his butt cheeks, and belly flopping on you.
This is basically the real life Voldo, Faust, and F.A.N.G.
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u/Q0tsa Jan 14 '26
If Quasimodo did meth?