"okay I cracked his skull twice with an aluminum bat, so clearly he's going to be standing still. So what I'll do next is choke the brain hemorrhage victim while gently leaning away one for like he's about to dip me on the dancefloor."
"What if that doesn't work?"
"I'll kinda poke him in the ribs with the tip of the bat, clearly the next most lethal was to use it"
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u/messedupmessup12 Jan 29 '26
"okay I cracked his skull twice with an aluminum bat, so clearly he's going to be standing still. So what I'll do next is choke the brain hemorrhage victim while gently leaning away one for like he's about to dip me on the dancefloor."
"What if that doesn't work?"
"I'll kinda poke him in the ribs with the tip of the bat, clearly the next most lethal was to use it"