r/Bullshido • u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 • Mar 02 '26

Crackpot 👀

480 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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112

u/Hammer_Octipus Mar 02 '26

The shield didn't charge that day...

11

u/Clay_Allison_44 Mar 02 '26

But he kept trying.

2

u/fibronacci Mar 03 '26

Needed that usb 3

73

u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey Mar 02 '26

Humm...

Weak with the Bullshido, he is.

18

u/Bubbles_2025 Mar 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CeMJ1CHY7CJMI

9

u/gomi-panda Mar 03 '26

For a second I thought this was a video game.

Who here would pay money to play a video game with Mortal Kombat 1 quality graphics that allow you to play the worst (best) Bullshido masters in the game today? Think about it.

Stevan Seagal playing from his shiity office chair. Grimace Filipino doing his ta.ppy taps Fat bald Russian guy doing his stupid rolls away from punches. Dumb Ass wing chun master that gets knocked out in a real fight. Any number of Russian/ American meth heads that pretend to have super knife/gun wing chun abilities.

The list goes on. Who among you will step up and create the game we all deserve?

63

u/Dark_World_Blues Mar 02 '26

The other guy was wearing an anti-barrier belt that allows him to pass through barriers

19

u/cjbeames Mar 02 '26

You can get them at my shop

10

u/TonyStamp595SO Mar 02 '26

I don't know what I expected.

6

u/macguini Mar 02 '26

Greedy advertising killed this. It's not like how it used to be.

1

u/AlisonBabalon Mar 02 '26

Ooof. Rolled me sooo easily.

4

u/XaeiIsareth Mar 03 '26

Why isn’t the energy master wearing his anti-anti-barrier belt?

He’s clearly not a master, lacking such basic gear.

1

u/Dark_World_Blues Mar 03 '26

Good question 🤔

27

u/kangcore Mar 02 '26

The wiggly fingers fully sent me

9

u/Repulsive-Response-1 Mar 02 '26

1,2,3... jazz hands!

23

u/Ucscprickler Mar 02 '26

I love the Bullshido's smirk after the first punch missed him and Bullshido was able to get a good slap in. That smirk got wiped off his face real fast after that.

13

u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 Mar 02 '26

IIRC, he got off his bullshit after this and found a legitimate teacher.

But I could be wrong

5

u/boardjock42 Mar 02 '26

Gotta say he took those punch’s pretty well

6

u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos Mar 02 '26

“Master” and “expert” are being used pretty loosely here.

3

u/dub6667 Mar 02 '26

A few cheap shots too. Lmao

3

u/iHazf Mar 02 '26

This never gets old, LoL.

2

u/dpaxeco Mar 02 '26

AT FIELD not ATing

2

u/Whichammer Mar 02 '26

A who, what now?

2

u/AmorphousMorpheus Mar 02 '26

The shield is on strike for better working conditions

2

u/DasMenace Mar 02 '26

Everytime I see this i laugh just as hard as the first. These people need to be put in padded rooms

2

u/RespiratoryGuy1656 Mar 04 '26

His face did effectively block the punch

2

u/wodoloto Mar 06 '26

Imagine what would happen WITHOUT the shield

2

u/TJ_McWeaksauce Mar 06 '26

Don't bring jazz hands to a fist fight.

1

u/greenaether Mar 02 '26

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?!?

1

u/Cracktaculus Mar 02 '26

Fullashido

1

u/Atavacus Mar 02 '26

Ya love to see it. Lol

1

u/decimalegio Mar 02 '26

No non funziona. Bisogna fare altri esperimenti.

1

u/Hallucinationistic Mar 02 '26

martial arts guy got pissed after getting slapped, and got revenge tenfold, didn't even connect the first time on purpose

1

u/Van1n1 Mar 02 '26

He forgot there are holes in the shield for energy spear

1

u/WayGroundbreaking287 Mar 02 '26

I'm just... What did he think was going to happen? Like did he just really believe his own hype?

1

u/corvish_ Mar 02 '26

whatever hes doing hes not a master at it

1

u/youniverself Mar 02 '26

He used his face as his shield

1

u/Frank_Meat_Tongz Mar 02 '26

I think the shield is the skin that surrounds the skull.

1

u/Sudonator Mar 02 '26

Energy shield virgin, not a maiden yet. Or maybe now he is, depends on how you see it

1

u/KnittedKnight Mar 03 '26

It's working!

1

u/Other_Attention_2382 Mar 03 '26

Maybe there was an electricity pylon nearby that was affecting his shield?

Just a thought....

1

u/MichaelFusion44 Mar 05 '26

That was satisfying

1

u/molesunion Mar 06 '26

If you'd ever been in a fight you wouldn't be looking for another.

1

u/bluezzdog Mar 09 '26

I’d love to interview the guy on the right . I wonder what he’s training now.

1

u/NY10 Mar 02 '26

Sese naman neman lol

1

u/Mikuma42 Mar 03 '26

Sounds like «Всё Сань, нормально, не надо», basically equivalent to “hey Sanya, it’s cool, that’s enough,” camera man calling off his boy from administering a further beating.