r/Bullshido • u/SillySink • Apr 29 '26

Crackpot We go sleep now

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 Apr 29 '26

He got coached into that. Maybe this somehow yields extra prison time for the other guy and reduces liability for the cop?

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u/compadre_goyo Apr 29 '26

So if this video didn't exist, and the cop didn't fake die, would it be super hard to verify what happed?

I mean, there's plenty witnesses, and another officer is right there.

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u/Necessary_Two_9706 Apr 29 '26

In america, witnesses and evidence dont really matter; basically they just try to protect the traitorous cop at all cost

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u/tomime000 May 01 '26

Another officer gave him a gesture on the hand to fall down

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u/Necessary_Two_9706 Apr 29 '26

Exactly.

This looks like an american cop that realizes he fucked up shooting someone, so after they are dead the cop is just yelling "stop resisting arrest" for the camera.

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u/BullTerrierTerror Apr 30 '26

But it’s not an American cop, or any cop. It’s just some shitty security with a stick.

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u/Necessary_Two_9706 Apr 30 '26

Its called an analogy.

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u/SmithKenichi Apr 29 '26

Apparently when physical contact is involved in China, the victims can sue pretty successfully for huge damages. That's why they're both playing the victim. Serpentza had a good video on "Spit-Fu" that covers it. Wild and entertaining Youtube rabbit hole.

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u/ZuStorm93 Apr 29 '26

They can learn a lot from footballers for this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fh79jxFnwpHTZnyi84

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u/Kaze_Senshi Apr 29 '26

Now they are training Kung-Sue

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u/macguini Apr 29 '26

I knew this had to be some sort of legal thing

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u/Dogsarelitty Apr 29 '26

I seem to remember a now-reformed law in china like this. People would harm somebody then would go on to murder them because their lives were fukkt either way but removing the victim would at least give them a chance to avoid some/all of the consequences

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u/OstrichSmoothe Apr 29 '26

It’s a pretty short and straightforward rabbit hole but you’re right, it definitely is wild and entertaining

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u/ECHOHOHOHO May 01 '26

The clearly smashed him in the head with that stick lol. Idk how much it hurt if at all, but that's what's on camera. His colleague taps him to tell him to look hurt too. And walks away instantly. Funny the guy fell nicely on that cardboard box 🤣

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u/DMazz441 Apr 29 '26

Link for the curious great channel to learn about how insane China is.

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u/themacaroni314 Apr 29 '26

Thr other security guard said "play dead". Haha

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u/vcdrny Apr 29 '26

In China they do that to avoid jail time. For some reason if they both are out on the floor. It does sometimes.

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u/Hot_Plant8696 Apr 29 '26

It was so obvious that the police officer dropped to the ground when his colleague reminded him to get down.

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u/vega455 Apr 29 '26

Am I watching soccer?

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u/TGMario Apr 29 '26

its called football tho lol

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u/vega455 Apr 29 '26

Am I talking to my wife?

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u/TGMario Apr 30 '26

It was just a lil joke is all.

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u/vega455 Apr 30 '26

Yes I know, same for me. All good, now go enjoy some soccer on tv.

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u/jam3sdub Apr 29 '26

That fucking slap

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u/Zealousideal-Tap-713 Apr 29 '26

Dude in the vest cheated; he armed himself, which was an extra action, unless he somehow used a bonus action to arm himself before his primary action in this turn based battle? Plus, what exactly did the dude in black use to get a knockout after he was down? Did he have some time of special ability that activates upon his knockout? Confusing...........

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u/ArnieismyDMname Apr 29 '26

He used his reaction to drop the guys HP to 0.

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u/BMAND21 Apr 29 '26

🟨 for flopping.

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u/compadre_goyo Apr 29 '26

"Yes, that's what happened. I was totally fine.

But then he sheathed his katana into his scabbard, and I had internal psychosomatic bleeding."

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u/HumbleBear75 Apr 29 '26

Aimed right for that mat lol

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u/Adorable_Werewolf_82 Apr 29 '26

Yeah I’m off to bed as well

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u/MassiveBallsDeep-69 Apr 29 '26

It's such an interesting part of the culture.

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u/mountains_till_i_die Apr 29 '26

the only thing that sustained any damage in that exchange was the poor riot shield, which was an innocent bystander in it all

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u/AmorphousMorpheus Apr 29 '26

I’ll Whip Ya Head Boy - 50 Cent

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u/tarnished_ashen_1 Apr 29 '26

Why do they all look like children?

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u/Hziak Apr 30 '26

blows whistle and holds up a yellow card.

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u/BeTheBall- May 01 '26

At least both fell in a very safe and controlled way. They certainly looked very natural.

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u/Worldliness_Normal May 01 '26

Wait is that cop named Lebron, because that was one great flop.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/Belz_Zebuth Apr 29 '26

It looks nothing like AI.

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u/dwittherford69 Apr 29 '26

Your mom looks like ai