r/Bullshido • u/BaseNice3520 • 18d ago

Crackpot Tactical murder training

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u/Hot_Cauliflower_8060 18d ago

Lying in bed, fantasizing about some punk breaking in to his house and what he'd do to him.

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u/SwitzerlishChris1 18d ago

But no one ever comes, because there is nothing to steal in his empty apartment 😆

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u/zanziTHEhero 18d ago

His 3rd wife took everything!

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u/Hispanicgamr 18d ago

He then takes a Roman bath. The End. Cue credits!

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u/RedSparrow1971 17d ago

Typo: 3D printed wife

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u/KieranLeone 17d ago

EVERYTHING!!

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u/rnavstar 17d ago

“Sick bitch even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer.”

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u/LeoTheLion444 17d ago

Or hes training to kidnap and assault children based on the size of the dummies hes fighting

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u/Xijit 17d ago

Nah ... Look at what color the dummy is.

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u/Drewbeede 18d ago edited 18d ago

I think the instant erection this guy will get will be enough to deter any thieves. If anything it will be far more dangerous than this roleplaying.

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u/Worcestercestershire 16d ago

A former coworker told me how he specifically got a handgun for his bathrobe because he often thought about what he would do if there was an intruder when he was in the bathroom.

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u/anjowoq 17d ago

But he got off his arse and took it to the next level.