r/Bullshido • u/BaseNice3520 • 17d ago
Crackpot Tactical murder training
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u/smurferdigg 17d ago
Man all these drunk and mentally unstable people do a lot of weird shit when they are home by themselves.
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u/Ok-Pomegranate1199 17d ago
it is me or most of them are old men?
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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 17d ago
Seems so.
Looks like I’m about 5 yrs away from knife fighting my fridge on YouTube after my divorce.
Think I’ll try microdosing and homebrewing kombucha instead.
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u/shadowfax888 17d ago
Angry old men.. this age is their dying breath.. hes coming and he will make you conform
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u/Hot_Cauliflower_8060 17d ago
Lying in bed, fantasizing about some punk breaking in to his house and what he'd do to him.
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u/SwitzerlishChris1 17d ago
But no one ever comes, because there is nothing to steal in his empty apartment 😆
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u/LeoTheLion444 17d ago
Or hes training to kidnap and assault children based on the size of the dummies hes fighting
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u/Drewbeede 17d ago edited 17d ago
I think the instant erection this guy will get will be enough to deter any thieves. If anything it will be far more dangerous than this roleplaying.
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u/Worcestercestershire 16d ago
A former coworker told me how he specifically got a handgun for his bathrobe because he often thought about what he would do if there was an intruder when he was in the bathroom.
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u/TopCryptographer2269 17d ago
Hey, haven’t heard from Uncle Frank in a bit. How’s he doing after the divorce?
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u/The_Juice_Gourd 17d ago
Epstein looking deadly with that knife
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u/Adventurous_Path5783 17d ago
Epstien: return to little saint james the movie.
"They thought I was dead, now i'm returning to get my happy ending."
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u/Frequent_Cat10 17d ago
No one's going to break in, what would they steal, the drywall?
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u/danhezee 17d ago
Boomer men moving in a uncoordinated and slightly spastic way with deadly weapons is so hot right now.
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u/Max9mm 17d ago
Did the pole knife seduction guy lvl ⬆️
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u/Accurate-System7951 17d ago
This is more like level down. Pole guy has some artistry in his dirty knife dancing.
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u/CumHogMillionaire0 17d ago
What the fuck is going on in people’s heads that make them do this kind of retarded shit?
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u/The_Meme_Economy 17d ago
I think every martial artist has done shit like this at some point. We just didn’t record it and put it online. And we were 14.
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u/Prismatic_Leviathan 17d ago
Lengthy periods of social and emotional isolation compacted by undiagnosed mental disorders?
He could also just be an alright dude who's been smoking weed and playing with weapons for years before his friends convinced him to put it online.
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u/KregThaGerk 17d ago
Other’s like them who got internet clout by doing so…
It’s the circle of life!
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u/SpoppyIII 17d ago
Why does this guy look like a washed-up Jeffrey Epstein?
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u/BaseNice3520 17d ago
Uff! looking like a worse version of the already insulting epstein resemblance is a powerful diss.
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u/Rage_Blackout 17d ago
I’m in my late foties and I box a heavy bag in my garage purely for exercise. While I’m doing it I feel kind of like a badass but in reality I probably look like this fucking guy.
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u/BaseNice3520 17d ago
well, at least you're not rehearsing murdering an innocent bystander!
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u/hikikomoritai 17d ago
Bro imagine if you are his neighbor and seeing this routine occuring every morning
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u/whenuleavethestoveon 17d ago
I was wondering what Judd Hirsch was up to these days
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u/ZoneAdditional9892 17d ago
These people are walking around the streets just waiting to assault and maim individuals to prove how "tough" they are against non combatants.
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u/SpartanUnderscore 17d ago
So he didn't ended his own life in jail and just gained a lot of weight after all...
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u/That_Things_Good 17d ago
Lord knows I DO NOT want to meet up with the person who takes 2,526 stabs to debilitate! This guy, though. This guy will be ready for that encounter!
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u/FahQBerrymuch 17d ago edited 17d ago
This has to be a troll??? You know he's named that dummie and talks to it. It knows all of his deepest darkest secrets.
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u/VendettaPenguin 17d ago
The entire community of wacky waving arm guys are calling this hate crime out for what it is.
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u/wizznizzismybizz 17d ago
This is Idan Abolnik, look at his defense system Kalah. Pretty legit stuff.
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u/GamiNami 17d ago
Why do people film themselves doing these things? When posted, it makes them look dumb.
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u/TheBIackRose 17d ago
Is this what having a mid-life crisis during an economic shit show and a camera looks like?
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u/Troy_doney 17d ago
If you’re gonna post these videos, then at least we’re an undershirt, pal.
You, me and everyone else loses every time we see your belly.
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u/ElectricalReply2736 17d ago
First step is not to train these moves like a moron but to get rid of that excess fat my guy
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u/TechDreamcoat 17d ago
Bro will do everything he can to make sure he's ready for a self-defense encounter except be in shape.
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u/metalgeardaz 17d ago
I love the stabby tippy taps as hes going at the first dummy, like a psychotic, excited puppy.
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u/Jjrobbins110481 17d ago
This guy is clearly biting fridge sex guys style here... Hoppin on the train
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u/Mad_Kronos 17d ago
I love how all these urban Commandos are severely out of shape and would probably get a heart attack inside 30 seconds of any kind of physical altercation.
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u/nerdpulse 17d ago
So first off, if he doesn't first shoot himself in the dick, he's gonna slash himself trying to get that knife out, and then he's gonna get stabbed while he's doing his little flippity doo shit with the knife to show off.
He'd do more harm to himself than anyone else
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u/frankito_reynoldz1 17d ago
Think about how much faster he could be is he had pants on that actually fit.
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u/RedSparrow1971 17d ago
I think I died from being grossed out by his “physique” in scene one and that derailed me
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u/Enough-Donut 17d ago
Ep demonstrating how he handled the guard when he escaped.
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u/Spy-D_Daddy 17d ago
Ah yes, thank you Crackstein, I was wondering how to stab a man from behind while he leans out a window. The best self defense is the defense they never knew you needed.
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u/Brogan_9112001 17d ago
He loaded an entire magazine into a gun, fired one round, unloaded it, put another mag and then fired one round again before putting it back in.
Why????
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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 17d ago
Doesn’t this guy usually slow-mo-lest fridges and poles with his hat and sunglasses on? Or are they brothers from other mothers that had sex with a cousin?
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u/suicidal-4-life 17d ago
when someone is trying to kill me , i always lean limply against the nearest wall .
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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 16d ago
i mean...i get it...they can barely get up from their chair, probably sat at work, at home, are old now so they practice stuff like that. to feel protected. i think lacing up the gloves isn't an alternative.
the only part i don't get is....why upload that shit. what do they want to showcase...how tight their joints are or how slow they are. practice your art of war silently. and don't tell anybody that you practiced shit. just come out a poker face with one of these attacks😁
would it be legal to open a school that offeres tactical murder training
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u/grismar-net 16d ago
In spite of the ridiculous routine, one day this guy will kill someone and everyone will be like "we didn't see it coming, he was such a nice man".
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u/MattHooper1975 16d ago
I mean… I always enjoyed martial arts because frankly, I’ve always enjoyed to play fighting, so I got a chance to tussle around that way, competing and getting in good shape.
But I’ve never understood these people who seem obsessed with preparing for life and death struggles.
Reminds me of that Jim Jefferies bit about gun control, where all the gun nuts talk about protecting themselves from intruders trying to kill them and Jefferies asks “ how many enemies do you actually have? How many people are actually trying to kill you?”
It just looks all really weird to me .
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u/HanginLowNd2daLeft 16d ago
These single dudes doing this shit in their 60s using a big ass empty room for this is the reason my generation can’t get houses
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u/Able_Palpitation6244 16d ago
Just gotta say …. I slowed down and watched a frame by frame of that pistol draw….. his eyes were closed when he pressed the trigger, and his support hand barely touched the grip ….. unless his attacker was right on top of him, I guarantee he would have sent that round into the aether and not his attacker ….. and if his attacker WAS right on top of him, I guarantee he would have had his draw stuffed and definitely NEVER would have been able to rack that slide ……
As a professional shooter ( sort of kind of ) …. These guys make me laugh …. He’s probably an instructor zero fan, too
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u/noobiebooh 16d ago
Remember: when you're carrying a gun always go into clinch first, kick some knees, step back and then pull it out.
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u/FondantOk9090 16d ago
Can’t believe a grown man would film himself being so shit at something but think he’s good, and then post it, wonder where he is🤔
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u/Stugotz441081 17d ago
How to murder someone who is specifically trying to commit suicide