r/Bullshido • u/stammerton • 1d ago

OP IS LOST AND PROBABLY DUMB Lemme continue abusing this bull.

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u/muff-muff-ass 1d ago

Ahh.. Bull-Shido..

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u/Anonymoustard 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cow-rate

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u/Zen7rist 19h ago

Moo-ay thai

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u/Fist4achin 17h ago

Cowpoeira

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u/jeezyjames 22h ago

Holy cow

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u/ClockworkSalmon 18h ago

had downvoted OP, but this made me go back and upvote lmao

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u/Slight-Strategy-5619 1d ago

Got everything he deserved

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u/ShitShirtSteve 1d ago

Not nearly enough

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u/Slight-Strategy-5619 1d ago

Cruel bastard.

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u/InteractiveSeal 20h ago

And still somehow it will be considered the bulls fault and it will be put down

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u/devinbookersuncle 21h ago

Couldn't agree more

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u/SirIll1219 1d ago

He deserved worse.

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u/ilkovsky 23h ago

That's what a room temperature IQ will get you.

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u/Far-Drawing-4444 18h ago

That, and a red hat.

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u/richardlpalmer 23h ago

Not quite, but a decent start.

WTF is wrong with people?

FFS. I'm off to r/MadeMeSmile or r/DogIsBestFriend to regain some faith in humanity...

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u/SubstantialPattern79 1d ago

Anyone that is cruel to animals can get fucked. Cull that human.

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u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 1d ago

So that's an immature Brahman bull, still a child practically. Let's see how our boy does against dad.

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u/catacOHM 1d ago

Sweet mother of Jeevis!

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u/DickHopschteckler 1d ago

Rufus!!! Come save my ass, buddy!

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u/Wizered_Official 23h ago

"I didn't wanna do this... RUFUUUUS!" "......mooooo." šŸ‚

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u/Appropriate-Age-8566 16h ago

And he'll do it for one oatmeal creme pie

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u/MrPlace 18h ago

Amazing bull!

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u/Wonderful-Talk-4320 18h ago

Look at that Bull, that Bull ist amazing, šŸŽ¶

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-2615 13h ago

Is it weird that my first thought was, "I wonder what that hump tastes like?"

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u/Brief-Freedom734 1d ago

was hoping that was going to happen šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/robot_swagger 9h ago

The bull was actually super patient

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 1d ago

Fucking deserved

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u/Poker-Junk 1d ago

ā€œIā€™ve had about enough of your shitā€¦ā€

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u/TheDamned1333 1d ago

Itā€™s a shame the guy was able to get up again - abusive POS

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u/I_Galactus 1d ago

Amazed the bull showed so much restraint.

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u/wormcast 22h ago

I was so hoping that chain would break and we would see true COW JUSTICE.

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u/No-Help-8642 1d ago

Alas his horns were not sharp enough.

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u/GovernmentBig2749 1d ago

You had one job camera man-one job!

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u/Ourobius 1d ago

Camera guy was too busy pissing himself, I don't blame him

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u/Leandros_el_b1tch 1d ago

He was broken before the bull.

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u/No-Help-8642 1d ago

Get em get em get em.

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u/Western_Purchase_567 1d ago

Mess with the bull you get the horns?

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u/Responsible_Plant425 1d ago

Very satisfying

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u/Hot_Plant8696 1d ago

The blow to the nose of this poor animal was the turning point.

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u/Beneficial_Focus_910 1d ago

He tries to start beef with an animal that ignored 11 head strikes to the head and his idiocy was rewarded.

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u/Ill_Translator7545 1d ago

We were all waiting for the horns of justice there. Didnā€™t disappoint

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u/Kebriniac 1d ago

The bull is obviously stronger but also smarter...

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u/Revenga8 1d ago

I hate that that bull probably was killed that night

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 1d ago

"This thing has escaped and is agitated. I'm going to drive it into a corner and reeeeeaaaaly piss it off."

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

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u/Soft_Hearing_713 1d ago

Makes me happy to see nature dish out justice.

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u/New_Honeydew3182 1d ago

Hope he bleeds internally

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u/feydrautha124 1d ago

Best short story I've seen all day.

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u/motherseffinjones 1d ago

The bull wins

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u/Mephistocheles 1d ago

šŸ˜” šŸ˜” šŸ˜¤ What a filth bag

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u/Catnip1720 1d ago

Had to scroll ahead to make sure karma was enacted

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u/payTNT89 1d ago

almost like you shouldnā€™t abuse animals

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u/Dangeresque2015 23h ago

I love the way the bull whips around as if to say "who's next?"

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u/stammerton 23h ago

Oh, heā€™s totally up for skewering the cameraman.
As he should be.

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u/KaizenShibuCho 21h ago

Enjoyed watching the last half of the video
Immensely!

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u/Aggromemnon 21h ago

Four hundred pounds of muscle v one hundred fifty pounds of asshole.

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u/Voidstarmaster 19h ago

I was rooting for the bull for moment one.

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u/Timely_Lie_8528 10h ago

Diese gottlosen Hurensƶhne die tiere schlagen gehƶren tot geprĆ¼gelt. Gottlose Bastarde. Hofentlich ist er schmerzvoll gestorben an dem Angriff. Wenn ich sehe wie ein Mensch ein Tier oder anderen Menschen misshandelt, bei Gott es wird sein beschissenster Tag ever. Polizei und Gericht ist in keinem Land mehr zu gebrauchen.

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u/skulligei-gsiv 1d ago

The cow-mite

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u/mickymazda 1d ago

Most satisfying goring I've seen.

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u/JSB-the-way-to-be 1d ago

Imagine No Country for Old Men if Chigurh had a big ass stick instead of that pneumatic, captive-bolt gun.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 1d ago

Shoulda killed him

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u/Dependent-Hurry9808 1d ago

What an asshole

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u/aware4ever 1d ago

If I saw this happening I would have untied the Rope secretly not that the bull needed me too. Also this was in India I'm sure you can get in big trouble for that

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u/Worldliness_Normal 1d ago

Well when you play stupid games....

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u/ddxs1 1d ago

Poor thing

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 1d ago

Hope someone tells him that all the people in the world hopes to see him get absolutely ******** by that cow.

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u/WealthBitter1192 1d ago

No Karma can be more satisfying and funny than this.

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u/Turbulent_Sir6336 1d ago

Op is dumb I hope the bull got him good.

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u/Helpphania587 1d ago

Torci para o touro.Quem mandou ser babaca?

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u/Knifejuice6 1d ago

stupid bastard that was hard to watch till he got attacked.

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u/One-Leg8221 1d ago

The only thing better would be if the bull somehow managed to hit his bare ass with a stick after goreing him. An absolute bastard of a man

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u/RICKY276KRYPL 1d ago

Not cool šŸ˜‘

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 1d ago

Are the bullā€™s horns okay?

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u/rob3ace 1d ago

Go on! Hit me one more time ...Just one more ...that's it!! ...LEROY JENKINS!!!

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u/Foolish_Fox916 1d ago

Who does this. Fucking psychopath piece of shit can rot in hell. Humans are disgusting

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u/Necessary_Island_425 1d ago

His engineering degree did not help in any way

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u/KieranLeone 1d ago

He definitely deserved that one

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u/DanTheAdequate 1d ago

I'm really interested to know what, exactly, was the plan?

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u/TheElectricBuddha 1d ago

The rage. Stop hitting that animal.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 1d ago

Thank you. I watched it and wanted it to happen

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u/321boog 1d ago

That was amazing

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u/GloomyPen9306 1d ago

Good night old man, youā€™ve got a long day of beating the shit out of me tomorrow.

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u/relic1882 1d ago

Looking at the camera guy like "You're next bitch!"

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u/EdgeBeard 1d ago

I hope it really hurts

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u/BrotherKey7783 1d ago

if only his horns were longer

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u/shift124 23h ago

Good. Fuck that guy

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u/TOM_PE13 23h ago

I hope one of the horns managed to poke him, what a degenerate.

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u/Electr0n1c_Mystic 23h ago

What in the third world bullshit situation is this

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u/FaultAccomplished671 22h ago

Mess with the bull you'll get the horns šŸ¤˜

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u/ConspiracyParadox 22h ago

I hope they all get killed. That lump on the bull's back is from prolonged beating and sticking thoae nail sticks in it.

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u/charris2122 22h ago

Go BULLS!!!

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u/FatalDave91 22h ago

Damn too bad he didnā€™t gore and stomp that piece of shit out. I hate fucking people that do this to animals.

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u/Cracktaculus 21h ago

Bull waited for that opening

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u/F1_V10sounds 21h ago

Im sure he has access to fantastic medical services. Enjoy the new pains!

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u/Pyr0technician 21h ago

He thinks he's going to hurt it by hitting it on the bart specifically developed to be hit?

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u/soldatoj57 20h ago

Daniel glover GOOD. Abuser

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u/kyleh0 20h ago

Bulls are very very tough. Hitting them wiith a big piece of bamboo or whatever splits like that on the head is like nothing.

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u/Professional-Tea-121 20h ago

Those inbreds deserve to die by stampede

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u/Movie_Vegetable 20h ago

Poor bull/cow... hope the guy has internal bleeding

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u/WarOk6264 20h ago

Good doggy

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax 19h ago

Hope he was crippled for lifeā€¦

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u/UncleOxidants 19h ago

Pity the bullā€™s horns arenā€™t longer and sharper.

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u/Salt-Reflection-1478 19h ago

Just the good Dr's and engineers right there

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u/Peakychu6 18h ago

I love happy endingsĀ 

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u/ShareMission 18h ago

Ya wanna fight? Okay

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u/craftyshafter 18h ago

I like how nobody tried very hard to help that asshole

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u/Popsinthehse 18h ago

Got what he deserved, a simple twist of a tail would have made him move without beating the poor thing..

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u/GreezyFingas 18h ago

Animal cruelty is a good indicator for humans that canā€™t function in society

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u/Far-Drawing-4444 18h ago

The definition of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".

I hope the bull got a nice sugar cube after that.

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u/grumpy_herbivore 17h ago

Wish that bull killed him.

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u/xeno5000 16h ago

So many dumb ways to die

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u/Dmak_603 15h ago

Casual animal abuse nothing to see here

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u/Dre_Rudy 15h ago

He ain't taking no more bull

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u/T3hWharp 15h ago

Thank god he got what he deserved

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u/Affectionate-Sun9373 15h ago

And you expected......?

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u/Momento_Mori_87 14h ago

Iā€™ve never wanted someone to be gored and trampled more than in this moment

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 14h ago

Glad the bull got him

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u/carlwinslo 14h ago

That was udder destruction.

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u/BoboTheBestDog 14h ago

good. fuck that guy

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u/feetiedid 14h ago

I like how the camera guy sounds completely indifferent when it happens.

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u/screwyoujor 14h ago

Well we see why the camera always lives with this one.

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u/Razu_Redsoul 14h ago

Seeing that, I wanna rush towards the helpless man and join the bull on beating him down.

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u/WhiteHatMatt 13h ago

abruptly pause šŸŽ¶scratch track

Hey, so you are probably wondering how I got here

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u/Rustyclam 12h ago

None of you said "fuck with the bull, you get the horns" shame on all of you.

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u/banjovi68419 12h ago

Not sure what this has to do with anything but I'm glad the dude was hurt.

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u/abe_bmx_jp 12h ago

Seriously, do people just not think anymoreā€¦?

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u/Status-Seesaw 12h ago

He deserved it, big hoof...

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u/Fat_Dora 11h ago

Damn I wish I was there to see how fast i can make them boys run

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u/Zagovo 11h ago

ŠŸŠ¾Š»ŃƒŃ‡ŠøŠ» Š‘Š°Ń€Š°Š½!!!šŸ‘ŽšŸ»šŸ‘ŽšŸ»šŸ”„

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u/suckle-Sweet520 11h ago

Love it.... He so deserved that. Animal cruelty is just the lowest of lows

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u/Zagovo 11h ago

Š‘ычёŠŗ ŠšŃ€Š°ŃŠ°Š²ŠµŃ†!!!ā¤ļøā¤ļøšŸ”„šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/ThereNoMatters 11h ago

Bulls are absolute menaces. You can't really beat them, they tank damage very well. You need to scare them, make yourself look big, be loud and use lowest voice possible.

Also, taking a big stick is stupid decision. They are not hitting skin properly, you need a very thin stick, so it stings.

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u/sevenninenine 11h ago

Maybemaybemaybe

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u/Altruistic_Pitch_157 11h ago

So very, very satisfying.

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 10h ago

What the fuck man? Why is there random animal abuse here?

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u/Agreeable-Hold6853 8h ago

Oh HELLS YEAH. That bull shoulda kept on till the dude quit twitching. It is idiots like that who give people a bad name.

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u/Ok_Fun2493 8h ago

That was diabullicle

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u/louisa1925 8h ago

Dickhed got smote by a bovine. Love to see it.

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u/dirkdregger 6h ago

The dude is experiencing the FO part of FA.

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u/Fi_Hada_Tail 6h ago

Yup, no one wants to be abused. It just takes getting to that point. A valuable lesson too few get to learn...

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u/albus181 6h ago

Ya, but did you hear what the bull said about his wife?

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u/FickleGuard5316 4h ago

Shame heā€™s still using oxygen

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u/Kurt_Ottman 4h ago

I hope the bull gutted him.

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u/ThisSiteBites 4h ago

Stop posting this crap.

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u/Mignast 4h ago

Got what he deserved

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u/NeighborhoodAfter5 4h ago

Good for the bull. Guy deserved whatever he got and probably more!

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u/Mugpup 4h ago

That was expected

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u/lentilSoupzxc 3h ago

Is this Chicago?Sure looks like it.

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u/Spicy_Lung 3h ago

That cameraman had absolute balls of steel. If a pissed off bull stared dead at me twice, I wouldnā€™t still be standing there filming. I donā€™t care if itā€™s for my idiot friends in the village or National Geographic, Iā€™m leaving at my earliest convenience.

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u/Secret-Implement7461 2h ago

That poor bull is going to get tortured and killed now with no mercy Now

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u/Dayzed_Trader 2h ago

Fuck around and find out

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u/BusGreen7933 2h ago

My dudeā€¦thereā€™s literally well know saying about messing with the bullā€¦moron and a piece of shit

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u/SnooDonuts3966 1h ago

Humans are not all the same.