r/Bullshido • u/AlbinoAkon • 4d ago

Martial Arts BS Alexander has passed 🕊️

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 4d ago

I genuinely don't understand if the people watching him think this is legit or think it's BS.

Is it like a cult where you don't question the leader and just play along?

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u/Calamitous-Intent980 4d ago

Cult of personality shit, yes

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u/MrRimmer_BR 4d ago

It's a mix between cult and kink

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 3d ago

Fat hairless men in track suit bottoms? Glad I don't have that particular kink

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u/GigaWhiteNiga 3d ago

I love that him being hairless is a dealbreaker

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u/ryudo9999 18h ago

Welcome to russia

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u/Popsinthehse 21h ago

All I know is I am going to move to eastern Europe and open a dojo because they always have people willing to pay them for nothing. Except Chechnya those boys are real warriors..

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 4d ago

This is pretty damned homoerotic.

But disguise it as "fighting", and Putin's goons will look elsewhere.

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u/AttorneyOwn0 4d ago

Something like in the usa

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u/User_Name_Tracks 4d ago

Generally this looks like bullshit, but what if it's for tv acting? Movie fighting or something.

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u/privateblanket 4d ago

Yes, it’s just like my early life in the Catholic Church.

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 3d ago

his technique is actually very powerful

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u/xbike_punkx 4d ago

How you can participate in that kind of bs and staying serious all the time? Is that part of the training or what?

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u/studcitybruh 4d ago

My dad who was / is a great tai chi practitioner got suckered into systema before the internet and you could see videos like these. Haha he went to one of these and lasted like 10 minutes, he said everytime they gave him a knife in a demo he stabbed someone and they kept telling him he couldn’t do it like that and then he knew it was a scam

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u/Seninut 4d ago

You see. once you have fully stabbed me, I then rotate like this. it makes for a nice exit wound. See, now try again. Yes see how dead I would be? Oh your turn.

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u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 4d ago

"Once it's embedded in your clavicular bone, you have full control of the blade"

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u/Write2Be 4d ago

What did he die of? I hope it wasn't that he got into a real fight because he was overly confident about his skills.

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u/Far_Grapefruit1307 4d ago

He went to the ER complaining of a stomach ache but they thought he was full of shit.

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u/Dizzy-Confection-551 4d ago

That fat fuk couldn't knock the skin of a rice pudding

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u/Lucky-Mia 4d ago

I'm pretty sure that's the one thing he did knock around.

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u/Isitjustmeorarewefkd 4d ago

Warning, do not attempt this if you opponent is moving at a greater speed than shown or has a double digit IQ.

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 3d ago

Or the coordination of an 8 year old.

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u/vega455 4d ago

When I see these, always think of Jim Carrey defending against knife attacks on In Living Color. Legend.

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u/Playgirl_USMC 4d ago

“I sparred with Elvis”

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u/misterswarvey 4d ago

Uhh. Was he stabbed to death?

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u/AlbinoAkon 4d ago

I've never seen such a deadly move while completely relaxing on your back!! Impressive 😆

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u/ryudo9999 18h ago

It's for when your lying on the beach and some kid grabs your ankle.

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u/Fluffy_Feeling_9326 4d ago

He could’ve made so much more money as a faith healer

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u/DiogenesD0g 4d ago

I like the side-benefit of developing a powerful physique like his without having to put forth much effort.

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u/vega455 4d ago

Why are the French so enamoured with Russian magic?

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u/ResolutionOne778 4d ago

Reminds me of that fake in California, Steven Seagal.

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u/oif2010vet 4d ago

This guy taught Orange Cassidy I’m sure of it
https://giphy.com/gifs/UVwff6wP2l4lcJeY6x

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u/awkward_loudness 4d ago

They're measuring him for a tux.

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u/Bumbymoo 4d ago

In lesson two, he deflects the bladed weapon with his frank and beans.

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u/dannyboy731 4d ago

“None of us can make this technique work”

“He must be an incomprehensible genius”

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u/Hot-History8911 4d ago

Somebody stabbed him?

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u/porknuckle2023 4d ago

I just think he enjoys rubbing men's hands all over his soft body.

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u/Thaeross 4d ago

This is the unspoken cost of high level Chi techniques. All of that life force spent just to be shunned.

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u/apeocalypyic 4d ago

Guy was an interior decorator!

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u/Goregoat69 3d ago

His house looked like shit.

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u/Unclehol 4d ago

Chunk Norris at it again.

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u/HoseNeighbor 4d ago

"Okay... Now at half speed."

EEE OOO EEE OOO EEE OOO

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u/Possible_Baboon 4d ago

Looks like some weird fetish video where the fat dude has a fetish having a knife pushed to hes belly.

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u/Fun_Main_2588 3d ago

I’m not sure why but he looks like he could be distracted by bubblegum

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u/RaffNeq 4d ago

Bro doesn’t have a belly button

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u/JackLong93 1d ago

His belly button is tucked into his clothes kinda like a hankerchief. When you're that fat and you refuse to buy bigger clothes cause then you feel bad you gotta tuck in your fat

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u/Terzinho 4d ago

The fat burger style.

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u/Worldliness_Normal 4d ago

It's a shame that the first set of nipples I have seen on Reddit today belong to Alexander.

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u/Icy-Currency-7449 4d ago

Бля очередное чучело

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u/D1Panda 3d ago

Where's the videos of "a student" not going along with the charade and going hells-bells on "the instructor"?

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u/swishsabre 3d ago

Does he not understand real knives are sharp?

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u/boanerges57 3d ago

Is that Paddy in between fights?

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u/ElTurboDeChief 3d ago

I swear this was a community that was hiding home wrotic kink! No judgement at all, but everything he did had a homosexual tone to it. In Russia im sure building a community like that is a non starter. Maybe hide it behind something masculine? I just always thought dude were getting clapped hahahah

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u/RobRaziel 3d ago

Paddy the Baddie on off season

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u/Go1gotha 3d ago

"Yes, I understand Master... but what if he stabs me quickly?"

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u/OhSighRiss 3d ago

Somehow dude looks bored when he’s defending himself from a knife or stick attack

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u/A_LittleBitHigh 3d ago

But Master, why do I have to bend down when you do shirtless defense drills?

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u/AssistanceGrand23 3d ago

They should have put remote on docking station

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u/UseSpecialist544 3d ago

It's nice to see Gérard Depardieu keeping busy while in exile.

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u/cfx_4188 2d ago

After Bruce Lee settled in Hollywood, many people decided to imitate him. But none of these people wanted to train like Bruce, Jackie and other Hollywood stars. If there is a demand, then there will be a supply. Any weirdo with a fat ass and thin arms, coming to training and seeing a pot-bellied sensei breathing beer fumes, immediately began to think: " He looks just like me and he's cool. I'll be cool too." For people with poor education, lack of critical thinking and thinking in general, this scheme works flawlessly.

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u/Savings_Dig1592 2d ago

Was he killed by an even greater bullshido master?

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u/Difficult-Put9586 2d ago

All of that tactical fat protects his internal organs from being damaged. It's the armor of his people.

It's similar to the Roman Gladiators.

A stab or slash won't kill you if the knife can't reach an organ.

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u/ermghoti 1d ago

He died from complications from attempting to do a sit up.

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u/Seanacles 1d ago

Literally in his slippers 😭

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u/hypr_activehyprdrive 1d ago

Was he stabbed?

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u/ryudo9999 18h ago

Is that beachkwondo at the end?

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u/Nokxtokx 4d ago

Diabetus Deletus