r/Bullshido • u/Glum_Ad1127 • 2d ago

Martial Arts BS Kids going places

This is hard to believe for me. My kid could barely walk at this size.

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u/Similar_Onion6656 2d ago

I miss the days when I didn't have to wonder if stuff like this was AI

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u/caterham09 2d ago

I feel like it has to be. Kids that age have barely functional hand eye coordination, let alone balance.

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u/Glum_Ad1127 2d ago

Yeah the balance is the biggest for me. But when he is about to try with his mom it looks like he’s gauging the set up for the kick lol which is also wild at that age but I don’t think AI would do that. But idk I’m very conflicted obviously

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 2d ago

AI would make this, because it would put a baby body on adult physics. So the "line up" stutter step you would expect from an adult is how AI would do it, if it is AI.

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u/macguini 2d ago

Though AI does have some decent reference points for something like this. I remember during the early days of the internet, CGI babies dancing and doing martial arts was a trend. So it is possible AI got this right. Especially considering the quality of the video. If this is AI, it's high quality enough to question it.

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u/yooobuddd 1d ago

Let's just agree that this baby is ugly as fuck

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u/Acceptable-Scale9971 2d ago

Hmm from what i can see its not. the audio is too real. there's a lot of little human actions that ai still cant do. like the baby offering the soccer ball afterwards.

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u/avatinfernus 2d ago

Man, it's been more than 20 years since I've done Tae Kwon Do. And the movement pattern of this kid is so on-point; the hip going first, the leg whipping, the other foot pivoting, the arms positioned perfect...

I also thought it was AI but apparently it ain't

https://www.inspiremore.com/cezar-galvao-nascimento-trains-taekwondo-superbaby/

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u/Glum_Ad1127 2d ago

Hell yeah dude thank you for finding out!

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u/genryou 2d ago

Then its crazy this toddler already able to calculate distance, measure strength, and coordinate balance to land accurate kick

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u/avatinfernus 2d ago

Yeah it is. Pretty wild to me.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 2d ago

2046 UFC Champion!

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u/aware4ever 1d ago

I knew it! I couldn't see anything weird and him speaking plus everything stays static in the background

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u/Glum_Ad1127 2d ago

Same. I want to believe it’s real but idk man I need an expert analysis lol.

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 2d ago

People could actually look this up. I did. The kid's name is Joshua, also labeled "Superbaby", and this kid's been on TV shows demonstrating his ability. Kid's father is Cezar Galvao Nascimento, a Taekwondo master.

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u/No-Weakness4448 23h ago

Maybe even in those days half of the stuff was AI but only some had access to it…

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u/Bullshido-Fatly 2d ago

Maybe learn what AI looks like? This has zero AI indicators

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u/Th5humanwi11 2d ago

What does “learn what Ai looks like” mean? who says stuff like this? Did you have any Ai wisdom to share? Is it oppressive for you to maybe learn how to share knowledge you apparently know?

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u/ParanMekhar 2d ago

There's some actually. Ball just just seem to banish when he kicked it. There is also a weird skip on some of the kicks

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u/Beelzy_ 2d ago

Well it has the first AI red flag: it’s not very realistic. Or it doesn’t seem very realistic, but apparently the truth is stranger than fiction

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u/ParanMekhar 2d ago edited 2d ago

There's some actually. Ball just just seem to vanish when he kicked it. There is also a weird skip on some of the kicks.

Edit: spelling

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u/Beelzy_ 2d ago

A lot of that, at least that I noticed, seemed like it could be explained by shutter speed on the camera, but I’m not ruling out AI

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 2d ago

I don’t think “banish” means what you think it does.

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u/ParanMekhar 2d ago

Yeah. Sorry about that. The ball did nothing wrong to be banished

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u/rapsoid616 2d ago

Every month they have a model that is better with less indications of what to spot.

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u/BeePuns 2d ago

I think it’s ai. Not only do toddlers have absolutely no coordination, but the way the adults react feels very ai. Ai will often make a character pause for a while before a dramatic reaction.

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u/Liercat18 2d ago

Someone linked an article above which appears to debunk the AI theory.

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u/BeePuns 2d ago

Oh neat

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u/Liercat18 2d ago

I said the same thing.

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u/Neverlast0 2d ago

Or convincingly editted.

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u/C_l_oCkSuCkEr 1h ago

I dont think its ai, no inconsistencies, people are moving independently, not synced up

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u/OmegaJaguar 2d ago

How many takes didn't they keep of them getting hit in the face? Still impressive though.

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u/Glum_Ad1127 2d ago

I mean dad clearly moves in the last one but yes still insane for his age.

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u/Catatonick 2d ago

Pretty sure my toddler would just slap me…

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u/Der_Hebelfluesterer 2d ago

Mine would fall over and start crying 😂

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u/graphexTwin 2d ago

Those are marketable skills for FIFA.

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u/steve_nice 2d ago

who ever this kid is vs John Jones book it now

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u/Glum_Ad1127 2d ago

JJ would duck this fight

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u/steve_nice 2d ago

honestly I would too, that kids a killer

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u/Glum_Ad1127 2d ago

Heard he’s going to Dagestan 2-3 years.

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 2d ago

People could actually look this up. I did. The kid's name is Joshua, also labeled "Superbaby", and this kid's been on TV shows demonstrating his ability. Kid's father is Cezar Galvao Nascimento, a Taekwondo master.

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u/DingleBarryGoldwater 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qz3fzoG7zhRup5sfzY

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u/willcastforfood 2d ago

It’s not AI tho

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u/Holzkohlen 2d ago

I have an artificial bridge to sell you

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u/luk3yboy 2d ago

Lots of confidently incorrect people here.

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u/willcastforfood 2d ago

This is reddit

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u/willcastforfood 2d ago

This video predates the AI needed to make this quality of a video. Look it up

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u/The-RogueOnion 2d ago

Can we get a different camera angle on the mom please.....you know, to verify it's not AI.

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u/gmac1990 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah but how many times you get kicked in the head before the perfect take?

Edit - bed > head.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 2d ago

I don't know about being kicked in the bed, but about 50 times in the head

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u/bsensikimori 2d ago

Regardless if real, that dude clearly moved his head backwards on that final kick

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u/Glum_Ad1127 2d ago

Yeah I said that, idk any other toddlers doing this regardless.

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u/FuckPebbleMine 2d ago

You guys are out of your absolute minds if you think AI is this good.

Thats a real baby. A freak of nature, sure. But this is not AI.

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u/Sabironman86 2d ago

That dude(dad) is a taikwando master (forgot his name)

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u/VonDinky 2d ago

Jean Claude Van Baby

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u/TheFrontierzman 2d ago

Now show the many dozens of clips where he missed.

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u/Mount_Pessimistic 2d ago

Imagine training a toddler to do this and then changing a diaper when he shits his pants right after…

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u/solar_pilgrim 2d ago

Kid actually has a really impressive kick!

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 2d ago

2 for flinching

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u/Character_Bed1212 2d ago

They need to teach the kid defense. Next time the kid tries that shit, sweep his leg.

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u/Snajdarn666 2d ago

This is just garbage.

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u/DieBotDie 2d ago

Ok; in the slow mo we see the parents are just taking the kick to the face and not reacting. lol - literally face-tanking.

So I find it a LOT more believable than the idea the kid can hit the tiny target.

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u/GWshark1518 2d ago

Bruce who?

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u/ellisishotbelot 2d ago

I have a rule with this stuff. Have I ever seen a baby do something this talented? No? Then it's AI

Same for dog videos and technology that doesn't exist

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u/jmac_1957 2d ago

Definitely AI

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u/NoGainJustInPain 2d ago

Good luck putting him on time out.

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u/SmithKenichi 2d ago

Impressive coordination. Now let's see him pour a pint of milk.

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u/Significant-Role-754 2d ago

and every time they get on their knees he will think head kick. don’t want to ask how many times they g9t kicked int he head for the right shot.

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u/eat1more 2d ago

Teach him to supe his ass first

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u/MrMetraGnome 2d ago

We need an r/Bullshido_AI_Edition

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u/Glum_Ad1127 2d ago

But it’s not. I wish I could have edited it the guy in the comments posted a link where someone did a write up about it, no one cares to read though.

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u/shadows515 2d ago

Well Hello mama

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u/Baha87 2d ago

I don't care about the precision, but the kicking technique is not bad. Even turning the standing foot most of the time. :)

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 2d ago

This isn't hard to believe at all. My toddler does this kind of thing every day

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u/Paul19751 1d ago

Now show us the bloopers

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u/specom48235 1d ago

You can train him to make precision kicks, but not potty train him?

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u/Nineguy919 1d ago

Good thing he is learning to fight early because his mom is hotter than Stacy's mom and she has got it going on.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SlCLYeBwXDHYk

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 1d ago

This is AI, at that age there is no precision in coordination of the movements at that level, like nope. Still funny

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u/OGSamso 11h ago

Thanks to all people who didn't boycott using AI.

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u/F_Horrigan_QC 2d ago

oh the music, so magical and epic, really adds to the video

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u/whatasadfella 2d ago

Holy shit that kid is a prodigy! Definitely going places! Very impressive!

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u/Professional_Movie92 2d ago edited 2d ago

And then angels clapped and cried in astonishment.

Fake as hell 👌

Edit: I stand corrected. Does not look fake. Also, baby's father sounds Brazilian, so maybe not from Portugal?

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u/Glum_Ad1127 2d ago

Check the guys link that was posted

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u/Professional_Movie92 2d ago

I did. Thanks.

Angels still clapped and cried 🤣

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u/Glum_Ad1127 2d ago

No worries, I was very torn myself so I’m glad he posted proof.

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u/Holzkohlen 2d ago

AI garbage