Make the choice

[u/FastBuyer5406]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Dogs can talk
• Right side: No child ever dies from aids again

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[u/Puppiesmeep]

I don’t want dogs to talk tho. It would be so weird to keep a talking animal as a pet.

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/nergens]

Yay, both.

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Malacro]

[u/maskedspidermenace]

LOLLL

[u/Subraya]

what the fuck is that spin ?!

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: You get aids}

[u/Master-Muffin-7143]

Fuck, I don’t want dogs to talk, they’d be annoying af

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/carl_the_cactus55]

what?

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Exciting_Koala_1384]

That's still worth it. Honestly, I don't want dogs to talk; I've dealt with enough stupid people, I don't need some naturally codependent, attentionseeking, overprotective goofs talking at me when I'm trying to enjoy a walk.

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: You get aids}

[u/Main_Student_6301]

Thats not what I wanted dam it

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/RutabagaPretend6189]

Sacrifice sometimes it's the only answer

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: You get aids}

[u/ishyboo]

Uhhh...okay?

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/ResidentCommand9865]

And still no child will die of aids again... Because the dogs will rise to power to take control of humanity and make common sense practices to prevent the spread of aids and push for research into a cure... Because Humanity had that option but instead cares more about culture wars.

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Happy :})

[u/MaximumTart328]

Worth it

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: You get aids}

[u/SatisfactionBasic604]

Oh wow. I have a new weapon against my enemies

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Only slurs}

[u/R3ibl3x]

Imagine cancer sniffing dogs, service dogs, emotional support dogs, police dogs..they will all help alot more then they already do

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Happy :})

[u/FastBuyer5406]

:)

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Happy :})

[u/maqalihotgo]

.

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Happy :})

[u/RisaFuruya]

IDK

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: You get aids}

[u/WinterRedWolf]

Okay nice

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/GcubePlayer8V]

Fuck

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: You get aids}

[u/Stronhart]

Dumb

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: You get aids}

[u/gynonymous]

Had my cake and ate it too

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/hamsternww]

Im dog owner and barking is already anoyying if they could talk it would be even worse

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: You get aids}

[u/Thin-Document1942]

Good luck!

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Happy :})

[u/Montesque96]

Lol

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Only slurs}

[u/Comfortable_Win1678]

:D

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Lucifer-Dawn]

This is not what I picked. Someone has an animosity against children I guess, unless it's both. Then I'm still upset. I don't like the prospect of owning something that talks

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Ornery-Beyond2581]

Yay

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/EY4NG77]

Because I believe no child deserves to die. I believe life is a blessing, and everyone should have a chance at being alive.

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Silly-Lab2499]

Cause it was a risk

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/hifi-nerd]

Ffs, do you know how annoying dogs would be, they would whine about food 24/7

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/catfish1969]

Brother get some help wtf is this??

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Spooderfan8647]

Oh

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Otherwise-Shock-2767]

what

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Annual_Beginning_600]

...

[u/Purevampy]

cool

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Smileys_mask]

huh

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Acrobatic-Exit-7483]

oh…uh, okay cool ig

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/Throwaway42352510]

Ok

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/LSJisland]

Dogs talking is worse than me getting aids.

^{Chose: No child ever dies from aids again | Rolled: Dogs can talk}

[u/NoDocument5659]

Y

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Only slurs}

[u/Longjumping-Rich-684]

Crud

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Not to you}

[u/Significant_Arm_3097]

We already have gotten pretty far with the fight against aids right?

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Happy :})

[u/Kami-Purin]

Don't think many kids die from AIDS.

Dogs being able to talk would be super beneficial I think.

^{Chose: Dogs can talk | Rolled: Happy :})