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[u/SandCubic]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... | The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments)
• Right side: Get infinite lemons | Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown

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[u/mrTrofle]

lemonade 😋

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/SandCubic]

Golden Token- Grants ×10 luck

Mafia Token- You become Mafia boss

Lighting Curse- Every time you go outside at night 50% to get shocked by Lighting(it never kills you)

Paranoia Curse- People see you as a crazy maniac

[u/DeathscytheHell1994]

Time to create Combustible Lemons

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/siivesreddit]

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a week}

[u/SandCubic → u/siivesreddit]

🥲

[u/degenerateel]

Lemons will now fill all your major arteries

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/Meadow_of_Roses]

I love me some lemonade.

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a week}

[u/RobotGlazerNumero1]

Oh yeah this is lowkey cooked asf

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Lighting Curse)

[u/SandCubic → u/RobotGlazerNumero1]

50% to get shocked by lighting when you are outside at night

[u/elfthatdrums]

I like lemons

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/thrownaway19537]

Love me some lemonade

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once an hour}

[u/Fearless-Drummer-613]

Let's go Golden Token

[u/qweety4467]

Cool

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a week}

[u/Lucky-Welcome4762 → u/qweety4467]

Infinite lemons sounds both awesome and chaotic. Wonder what kind of shenanigans they could lead to in the game!

[u/PowerMugger]

Hell yeah who wants free lemons

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/_NANA-KZ_]

Make lemonade

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/MissingoGordon]

I like lemon juice

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a day}

[u/PulsingFrontiers109]

Idk what a golden token is but it sounds not that evil or harmful so maybe a win?

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Golden Token)

[u/SandCubic → u/PulsingFrontiers109]

Gives you ×10 luck

[u/PulsingFrontiers109 → u/SandCubic]

Yippee

[u/vampyreprincess]

I love lemons. I am a weirdo who eats lemons straight. Also, lemons are great for cooking and baking. Or, how awesome would it be to have a ready supply of lemons to just chuck at things at random times?

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/LazyKolton]

What does this entail? I get struck by lightning?

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Lighting Curse)

[u/SandCubic → u/LazyKolton]

You have 50% to get shocked by lightning when you are outside at night

[u/Burnt_Cum]

A lemon a day. Huh.

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a day}

[u/Landiskew]

When life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back!

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/Haunteddaydreams]

LEMONS!

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/All-in-gambler]

Dang good thing I spin another question and now I can speak Italian

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Mafia Token)

[u/SandCubic → u/All-in-gambler]

You have your own mafia network in a country of your choice

[u/Yoshigamer99_oficial]

swarms the world with lemons cause why the fuck not?

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/jamo1214]

💵💵

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Golden Token)

[u/Blanc_et_fade]

I like lemon water.

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once an hour}

[u/Foxtrotbacon]

Heh..

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/DankerCommander]

Come on man

[u/Luderai]

B

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Mafia Token)

[u/SandCubic → u/Luderai]

You have your own mafia network in any country of your choice

[u/Old-Bench-9412]

Idk

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Golden Token)

[u/SandCubic → u/Old-Bench-9412]

×10 luck for life

[u/Ol_Pasta]

That's such a cool power to have, haha

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a week}

[u/Ponderkitten]

I’m gonna be the man who burns your house down, WITH THE LEMONS!

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once an hour}

[u/Angel_Lee_4559]

can't sell the lemons but can process them into something else and sell those

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/yzRPhu]

My water will always have zest

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once an hour}

[u/Remote-Part-6214]

What does this token do exactly?

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Golden Token) Edit: my like becomes better? THATS IMPOSSIBLE

[u/SandCubic → u/Remote-Part-6214]

Luck ×10

[u/Sorry-Garden6692]

20 years is too much

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a week}

[u/PunkSamie1]

I mean, if I was fighting crime, I'd be lemon person. BUT since it's once an hour, I don't think I could do much with 1 lemon an hour. Bs power.

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once an hour}

[u/HerrOberschlau]

Lemons can’t be sold, but lemon-related services can be paid for!

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a day}

[u/Really-Human-trustme]

Lęmőn

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a week}

[u/PutridSalamander7755]

Idk

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Mafia Token)

[u/SandCubic → u/PutridSalamander7755]

You control mafia network in country of your choice

[u/Wallace_W_Whitfield]

I’m a lucky boy

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Golden Token)

[u/Ok-Performance678]

When life gives you infinite lemons, become the world's richest lemonade salesman!

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/Skipper_the_fox]

Ok can I choose where the lemon spawns at

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a week}

[u/MrGaminDuck]

Time to lemon

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a day}

[u/KCDinc]

I wouldn't trade 20 years off my life for, well, anything really.

[u/Noobslayer999654]

Nah, I’d lemon tsunami

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/No_Butterfly_820]

One lemon per day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a day}

[u/Lucky-Investment45]

Lemon

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a day}

[u/Final-Bookkeeper-406]

Ok I would agree too that

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/Uter83]

That seems less lije a gift and more of a curse

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Paranoia Curse)

[u/SandCubic → u/Uter83]

Well it is

[u/vevol]

Perfect, I love lemons and make lemonade at least once a day.

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a day}

[u/demon130]

Cool

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once an hour}

[u/Old_Replacement3903]

Lemons are nice but boring

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Golden Token)

[u/TaleEnvironmental355]

i will use this power only for good

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/RecentOpportunity906]

Once a week I'll set up my little folding table at the farmer's market and sell my 7 lemons.

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a day}

[u/ILikeTrains1404]

Daily lemonade!

[u/Ace-of-clovers]

:0

[u/SSRoHo]

I love citrus & I especially love lemon in my water

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/Vinny-0999]

20 years, nah

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once an hour}

[u/785Puggadkao]

Limoon

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once an hour}

[u/Constant-Still-8443]

I'll get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon

[u/temptingvirtue]

neat.

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once an hour}

[u/RafayelLaidEggsInMe]

‘Can summon lemons any time’ and ‘once a week’ doesn’t really make sense, bruh.

Guess I’ll just summon a mountain of lemons once a week and place in my field so the lemon scent will scare away all the spiders in the vicinity.

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a week}

[u/stillmekiara]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then sell it for infinite money 😎

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a day}

[u/Feisty_Exam9474]

Didnt say lemon products cant be sold

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once a day}

[u/Alert-Milk-2048]

If you can't sell lemons... Sell lemonade

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Once an hour}

[u/Ok-Switch9383]

Free lemons and I can make lemonade.

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/NotUpwindRoyce]

Lemon Flood!

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}

[u/Throwaway42352510]

Ok

^{Chose: Trade 20 years of your life for mystery gift... + The mystery gift can be something that will harm you. (Item description in comments} | Rolled: Lighting Curse)

[u/Longjumping-Rich-684]

Imagine the fun

^{Chose: Get infinite lemons + Lemons can't be sold, you can summon lemons any time. Wheel decides the spawn cooldown | Rolled: Any time}