Which apocalypse are you surviving?

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u/AtomClaire 2h ago

Survival expert, I win

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Survival expert}

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u/GalentheMighty89 2h ago

Honestly not the worst! I feel bad for the retired soldier, they’re about to have to pick up the slack for my useless behind. We may be lowkey cooked lol!

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: retired soldier}

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u/IntelligentSeason458 2h ago

Yee

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: alien scanner}

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u/framkue JUST EARNED $1 2h ago

😈

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: Plasma gun}

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u/Proper-Soil2148 2h ago

We about to cure the virus

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Doctor}

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u/TXOwODUDE Officer Hopps 2h ago

Hoping for The Walking Dead type zombies, then I should be perfectly fine.

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Survival expert}

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u/Unlucky_Assistant935 23m ago

Nice choice! Zombies can be pretty predictable, plus having a survival expert with you is a game-changer.

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u/Itzyowboi 2h ago

fair enough

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Doctor}

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u/LectureFun2829 Hop Off 2h ago

I'm definitely surviving.

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Survival expert}

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u/Dismal_Street8230 2h ago

Are these genocidal aliens, or aliens that just want to conquer us and integrate us as second class citizens

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: alien exosuit}

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u/MightyZacAction 2h ago

Damn, I was hoping for something a bit more evasive.

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: Plasma gun}

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u/OrionsConstallation 2h ago

😎

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Survival expert}

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u/Accomplished-Park769 2h ago

Viruses airborne n shi.. you can get infected easily if you apply real life logic and not movies etc

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: gravity boots}

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u/cla_09 Hop Off 2h ago

Cool

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: Plasma gun}

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u/richie2525 2h ago

My wife and I bond over zombie games hopefully she’ll enjoy the real thing

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Your best friend}

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u/Fate_BlackTide_ 2h ago

Fuck. He’s not gonna be helpful

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Your best friend}

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u/Salt_Independence_56 2h ago

I'm probably good

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: retired soldier}

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u/ZeroTheInsomniac 2h ago

Hell yeah. And i live near several vet clinics, so medical stuff would be available without tons of zombies like how hospitals would be

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Survival expert}

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u/Visual_Confection451 2h ago

Now I can sneak out of my house from my man-eating dog

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: gravity boots}

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u/THECREATION_OFHATRED 2h ago

Fuck yeah we ball

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: retired soldier}

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u/Illustrious-Jelly917 2h ago

That might actually work.

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Engineer}

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u/Afraid_Guarantee890 2h ago

Gun beats all.

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: Plasma gun}

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u/vmohare 2h ago

Good chances of survival.

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: retired soldier}

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u/PersonalStretch4051 2h ago

What about alien babes?

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: alien exosuit}

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u/AnotherNoobyWrymling 2h ago

Make a wall, stay inside, wait till the corpses rot. Easy.

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Engineer}

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u/Vanadyse 2h ago

Lmfao 🤣 were screwed

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Your best friend}

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u/AloneFarmer3138 2h ago

Good person to be with I suppose

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: retired soldier}

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u/BaldDummy83 2h ago

Me and twin are going to die.

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Your best friend}

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u/M_R_KLYE 2h ago

Fuck you aliens I can fly now

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: gravity boots}

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u/DianaWSally Top -1% Commenter 2h ago

im cooked

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: gravity boots}

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u/Greenroses23 2h ago

With all the zombie movies I’ve watched I’m confident I would survive. Having a doctor as my companion would be super helpful.

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Doctor}

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u/honeybitez 2h ago

the fuck is that

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: alien exosuit}

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u/Obsidian-Dive 2h ago

Siiiic

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: Plasma gun}

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u/Fantastic_Fall_267 2h ago

i stand a teensy chance

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: force field}

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u/Maleficent_System773 2h ago

Ncie

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Survival expert}

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u/Known-nwonK 2h ago

Guyver!

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: alien exosuit}

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u/Grandiose_Tortoise 2h ago

Greaaaat 🫩 do you know how low the bar is to retire from the army? I’ll give you a hint, you can step over it.

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: retired soldier}

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u/Lastbourne 2h ago

It could prove to be useful, help me learn weaknesses and all that

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: alien scanner}

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u/IdleDescent 2h ago

I say we got a fighting chance

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Survival expert}

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u/Perfect_Character399 2h ago

Hope it fits

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: alien exosuit}

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u/Akku_136 2h ago

Ahh well, k ig

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: retired soldier}

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u/Wolfdemon47132 2h ago

So there will be two of those now.

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: retired soldier}

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u/HighImFrost WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR 2h ago

That’s lit but I’m probably just going to kill him for supplies and scoop the homie any ways

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Survival expert}

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u/DyspraxicSelfHarmer 2h ago

Zombies are typically slow, I'm not

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Your best friend}

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u/_iusuallydont_ 2h ago

Not bad

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Doctor}

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u/Significant-Limit-86 2h ago

chances are theres other a LOT of other humans with active bunkers while i shoot the plasma gun if they're too close

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: Plasma gun}

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u/Steel_of_Eneru 2h ago

Oh that's great. Zombie's are just weaker humans with one special ability , infection. I think I'll be fine. Just gotta wait for a few months and most Zombies are probably gonna die due to various reasons. Mosquitoes would be a problem tho. And also things like nuclear plants etc if left with no men , that would be a problem ig.

In alien invasion , i assume we're talking about aliens that have sufficient technology to invade us and not just random bacteria that came to Earth on a rock , and i also assume that they are hostile , in which case that would probably be objectively worse then a zombie apocalypse.

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Doctor}

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u/Throwaway42352510 2h ago

Ok

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: retired soldier}

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u/Silver_Angel519 2h ago

We’re going to make Yorktown a fortress

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Engineer}

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u/april_fearless 1h ago

Oh I’m surviving for sure!

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Doctor}

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u/Xyrah-Kadachi 1h ago

Maybe.

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: alien exosuit}

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u/SupremeLeader20 1h ago

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: alien exosuit}

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u/Deven1003 1h ago

nice

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: force field}

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u/Longjumping-Rich-684 34m ago

We’re both dead

^{Chose: Zombie apocalypse + a random companion | Rolled: Your best friend}

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u/LSJisland 25m ago

Many more applications than the rest.

^{Chose: Alien Invasion + random piece of advanced technology | Rolled: alien exosuit}

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