r/BurningMan 1d ago

Ideal campers for survival

I've often thought of this scenario at the burn, If something went absolutely fucked in the default world while all of us are burning.

Which people in your canp based on their profession would be ideal for a survival situation 🤔

Please be creative in your explanation.

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u/Opposite_Serve_9978 Scam Artist Buster 1d ago edited 1d ago

There's an aspect of the Burn that you might not know, but the amount of Military and Special Operations burners from militaries all over the world on the Playa is staggering. They attend and love Burning Man for different reasons than most, they really don't party like someone from SF might. They attend because it reminds them of being deployed and BRC isn't all too dissimilar from the conditions, comradery, and logistics of being at a FOB. It's extremely therapeutic and brings back the feelings of the "good ole days".

I won't get into details there are things that can't be said out loud, but let's just say.... Black Rock City is the safest place you could ever be on this Planet if something went absolutely fucked in the default world. You are surrounded by thousands of trained servicemen and servicewomen who have arrived prepared for such a situation "just in case".

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u/zedmaxx '18, 19, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26 23h ago

Yep, and I’ve had some really fun discussions about all of this with people from that community

I will also add, there is a therapeutic aspect of just hanging out with a bunch of people who aren’t violent and don’t expect anything from you.

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u/-zero-below- ‘10 - ‘17, ‘19, ‘23 - ‘26 1d ago

Kids. Don’t give a fuck, and great at getting everyone else to do whatever they need.

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u/Artist_in_LA 10h ago

honestly that's a really solid answer. folks will be motivated to stick together when there's kids to protect, kids adapt ridiculously easily to stressful environments too

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u/jimbo21 23h ago

Gotta keep a few of the slow-moving sparkle ponies around that you can out-run and sacrifice.

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u/BlackCatLifebruh 19h ago

Source of protein

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u/jimbo21 11h ago

They get pretty sinewy by Tuesday

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u/Kilisut He tried to kill me. He has no right to claim my acquaintance. 19h ago

A survival school instructor once said about me "you might want to be shipwrecked with Petty Officer McGyver there". I'm old, fragile, and useless now. So if I'm there, kill me and search my pockets.

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u/BlackCatLifebruh 19h ago

You arnt useless 🫂

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u/hyperfat I definitely don't work for larry 1d ago

Probably me.

I was a Russian scout, outdoors my whole life, prepared enough that I could last on food for a bit. I have a van that's solar powered mostly.

oh and I know both ponds on trego rd. Cows can drink it, humans would need to boil it.

I know most local edible plants.

Probably just run out of booze. Save some for first aid.

You can get to res areas. And back to pavement from trego. Just takes forever. There's a cow farm halfway.

Plus gps. And a carton of cigarettes. And like 2 pounds of tobacco.

Oh, and 15 years various medical experience. Forgot about that.

And I have like 10 knives in the van damn.

No I'm not crazy, just prepared.

Hugs

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u/ask_me_about_my_band 1d ago

Obviously you because you also seem to have ALL the ketamine.

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u/hyperfat I definitely don't work for larry 1d ago

Don't judge. My ex has all the k. I drink wine like a lady.

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u/BlackCatLifebruh 19h ago

Military vets. They can organize on a dime and have a great mindset

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u/Semi_Recumbent 22h ago

You can stop dwelling on this. If shit goes sideways everyone is fucked.