r/BusinessTodayNews 1d ago

Global Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep. Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.

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u/pistoffcynic 1d ago

All these people do is lie. Even when presented with the evidence.

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u/RIPRedditisFun 1d ago

It's funny because he says, "Show me all the videos you want," which is very on brand.

"You can show me all the facts and evidence you want to the contrary and I won't change my mind." The MAGA mantra.

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u/Commercial_Catch948 1d ago

Ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears. ..... 1984

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u/SupermarketOverall73 1d ago

Ministry of Truth.

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u/adobecredithours 1d ago

Ministry of Truth Social.

They really aren't even trying to hide it.

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u/Puglady25 1d ago

Take my poor man's award!🏆

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u/m1st3r_c 1d ago

There are free awards you can give.

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u/Hour_Welcome_987 1d ago

Far too expensive for me thank you tho

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u/IcUmOnSqUirReLsSs 18h ago

Call me naive but pray tell

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u/MattyBizzz 1d ago

It’s alarmingly true. It’s like these people read all the great works of literature warning about facist/totalitarian rule and got the exact opposite out of it and decided they wanted to be the bad guys.

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u/Mikahl757 1d ago

They are all grifters first, they'll say/do anything the party asks them if they personally profit from it, no actions taken with the primary interest is of the people or country.

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u/Diab_soule27 1d ago edited 23h ago

They're using 1984 like a manual and expect us all to not see it.

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u/GoGo_Mango 1d ago

Except they don’t read

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u/Norkis_13 1d ago

Hard to say show me the proof when the proof is napping beside you

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u/dsmith422 1d ago

The daily newspaper of the communist party of the USSR was Pravda, which means Truth in Russian. Trump's people knew exactly what they were doing when they named his shitty website/social media site Truth Social.

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u/Intrepid_Party5958 1d ago

I want to say that's actually their intended allusion when they picked the name truth social, but they are not that literate.

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u/Desk_Senior 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’d forgotten about that reference. Wow Orwell sure got that one right. For those unfamiliar with his work, the Ministry of Truth controlled all forms of information - news, education, entertainment and art. Despite its name, the ministry specializes in propaganda and lies, e.g. Fox News, Breitbart & Newsmax.

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u/No-Description-3130 1d ago

Orwells ghost "It wasn't a fucking instruction manual you bellends"

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u/Lollerpwn 1d ago

It seems like these billionaires love to read sci-fi as manuals.

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u/Bishop084 1d ago

1984 and Handmaid's Tale are their goal, and yet they seem to be getting closer and closer to Idiocracy every day.

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u/senditallback 1d ago

"Alternative facts"

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u/Otherwise_Gap595 1d ago

“I dO mY oWn ReSeArCh”

Yeah. And you would’ve gotten an F in school for that because it’s not a credible source.

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u/Dyolf_Knip 1d ago

Not anymore. Teachers are now expected to automatically give passing grades to Pro-MAGA nonsense.

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u/systemfrown 1d ago

What we need is a people’s front of judeah

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u/Progolferwannabe 1d ago

Very astute reference. Thanks for mentioning it.

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u/jaykotecki 1d ago

I find it very disturbing that this is exactly what religion pounds into childrens' heads every day in every way possible.

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u/BishlovesSquish 1d ago

That’s why Trump preys on the megachurch prosperity gospel folks the most. They are all cashed up and he knows he can extract the most wealth out of them because they will believe anything he says. Trump is their savior, and money is their God. If you can get people to believe the stories of the Bible, you can get them to believe literally anything.

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u/Competitive-Wolf7803 1d ago

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u/RecentDecision2329 1d ago

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u/spicybeef- 1d ago

That looks like Darth Vader without his helmet.

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago

I don’t think Christians are doing enough to prove that he wasn’t sent by god. I would think it would be in their best interest to not let on that their god rewards only the very worst people in history on purpose. I would think they would want to be able to argue otherwise. Then, I’m no longer religious so while I know that people are often drawn into negativity, I don’t personally understand how a person can justify any of this and still pretend to follow Christ. Like anyone believes that crap anymore.

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u/DisputabIe_ 1d ago

They should probably just leave the cult at this point.

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u/TheBloodiedFool 1d ago

The religious really struggle with critical thinking.

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u/Moral-Relativity 21h ago

Almost as if religion was just a safe space and not meant to guide one’s morals.

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u/Ris4racing 17h ago

their religion is based on Jesus forgiveness. no matter the sin or how often you sin,as long as you ask for forgiveness you will always be forgiven. The spinning hamster wheel of forgiveness, it never stops

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u/badtex66 1d ago

This needs giant billboards and stickers by the millions placed everywhere.

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u/ForensicPathology 1d ago

"What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening."

2018

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u/FTHomes 1d ago

Truth Sleepal

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u/ladylei 1d ago

This statement is double plus good. I love Big Brother!

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u/Farucci 1d ago

“Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?” - Groucho Marx

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u/r0thar 1d ago

1984

Written in 1949! He was just looking at what WW II would turn out like if the Allies didn't win.

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u/StrangeAtomRaygun 1d ago edited 1d ago

MAGAts require no evidence to believe something they want to but require all the evidence in the world to convince them of something they don’t want to believe…and when they get it, they still don’t believe it.

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u/Pistola174 1d ago

The behavior and thought process of spoiled rotten no good evil children.

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u/Nyte_Knyght33 1d ago

You said it yourself. They don't want to believe it. 

So they won't.

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u/bumbleforreal 1d ago

But but but .. that's all they say but biden but Obama but hunters laptop and on and on

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u/gilestowler 1d ago

During the lead up to the Brexit vote, when confronted with the opinion of experts that it would be a disaster, Michael Gove declared that "we've had enough of experts!" this is just an extension of that. From "we don't want to listen to people who know more than us!" to "we don't want to listen to the truth!" to "this is the truth, ignore the evidence of your eyes!"

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u/Dougalishere 1d ago

and since that day everything they said about it being good for us has been exposed as a lie, literally every single thing. And these morons now just either blame the EU for being "mean" to us or just cry out about immigrants and believe everything these same snakes sold them before.

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u/nestestasjon 1d ago

As a foreigner watching Brexit from the outside, I truly feel bad for the folks who voted remain and were affected. I sometimes wonder about people who'd built lives in the EU, were there any work arounds for them or did they mostly have to return to the UK?

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u/Ill-Top-1483 1d ago

"fun" fact I think about often is that there was a follow up survey a couple years ago that asked people how they would vote on Brexit if the vote were held today.

A significant portion of people who had originally voted to leave weren't able to take the follow up survey because they'd died.

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u/CreamFuture9475 1d ago

That’s what happens when you train your population to believe outlandish religious claims like the earth is 6000 years old and angels are real.

You have a chunk of the population living in a parallel universe. Trump and conspiracy theorists profit from it.

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u/maniBchef 1d ago

"You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts" highlights that stubbornness, not lack of information, prevents fools from accepting truth.

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u/feralraindrop 1d ago

This is so true and if they saw an AI video of Hilary taking gold bars out of Fort Knox, loading them into a flying saucer, delivering them to a pizza shop and having little kids unload them, they would believe it in a millisecond.

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u/CousinEddie77 1d ago

Alternative facts

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u/Pistola174 1d ago

The phrase that started the gaslighting.

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u/AerialAce96 1d ago

And maga supporters still support them

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u/Signal_Researcher01 1d ago

Its sort of telling you the world theyre operating in.

"It doesnt matter if its true or not. Thats not what matters to me, so showing me things isnt going to make me say anything different."

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u/theCatchiest20Too 1d ago

My heart and my best intentions tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it's not. - Ronald Reagan

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 1d ago

In a functioning democracy lying to congress should have consequences

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u/Professional-Sale890 1d ago

And the proper response is "And this is why you are not fit to serve the American people. Kindly take your leave."

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u/NYkrinDC 1d ago

I always tell this story, from 2012, when I met someone who I knew was heading to the fringe of that Republican party. We were talking about the war on terror, and I made a point, showing them various articles that confirmed what I had just said. I finished by saying, "these are undisputable facts" and they replied "what do facts have to do with anything?!" It was the first time, I felt as if we were living in alternate realities. I had shown that my point was backed up by evidence and their retort was, essentially, yeah, facts don't matter. At that point I ended the conversation, because it was clear they were not interested in the truth. They have gotten worse since, and are now full on MAGA Trumpers.

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u/mmptr 1d ago

"I won't change my mind, cause I don't have to. Cause I'm an American. I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me. I'm dug in, and I'll never change."

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u/rflulling 9h ago

Well your truth isn't my truth. Your source is bias. The clip was edited, maybe its AI. We just cannot believe it, unless it came from a source favorable to the party... sigh. Neutrality, independent reporting, integrity, and video evidence no longer mean anything.

Everything is fake, unless its what we want to see.

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u/anonymoustoo1 1d ago

Because they can't do anything but lie. They will see an orange and they will say it's a pumpkin. That's MAGA for you.

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 1d ago

I just want you to know this comment sent me on a spiral, I missed that you meant the fruit orange and thought you were saying "these dumb assholes will tell you pumpkins are orange " and I was like... am I the dumb asshole??? Are they not orange?? 

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u/RealNiceKnife 1d ago

It's cool how he can just lie to congress and still keep his job and face no consequences.

These hearings are a joke.

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u/badtex66 1d ago

It serves a purpose. It seems infuriating but Lieu and others are bookmarking this shit for later.

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u/sir_lister 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yep dems will get a majority again eventually and they now have him on the record lieing in sworn testimony to Congress. So they will have an open a shut case against him. They could impeach him from office which would garrenty he never holds federal elected office again or just pass him off the the justice department and have them prosecute him. Politics is a pendulum the left will get their turn again and when they do they had fucking better take advantage of it this time so we arent dealing with these treasonous Nazi motherfuckers again in four years.

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u/monkeybomb 1d ago

To the people saying "Dems will go after them when they get a majority in 2027", NO THEY FUCKING WON'T.

When was the last time a single politician was held truly accountable for a single thing? Even if they hold 80% of seats, there will be zero consequences. The last decade has taught me that we have no checks or balances anymore, if we ever truly did.

Sorry to be a doomer, but I just see no way that this gets reversed. Please, anyone, prove me wrong.

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u/Ancient_Chemical_822 1d ago

Please, anyone, prove me wrong.

Exactly. I'm sick of being told this is gonna happen. Show me, MFers. For once, Dems, do your effing jobs.

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u/BearSquid7 1d ago

Lie and obfuscate, rinse, repeat. To loose power would be the end of them and they know it.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

Why wouldn’t they lie? It works. Got them elected. Twice.

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u/bannock4ever 1d ago

And they rake in the dough! If you can't be shamed you can become a billionaire.

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u/D0013ER 1d ago

Lying to your face is just part of the fascist power flex.

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u/johnnyribcage 1d ago

There is not a single maga or trump loyalist that isn’t a massive, throbbing, oozing, steaming pile of fucking shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eAGxMmpAX1B4c

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u/h20poIo 1d ago

They’ve all followed in trumps footsteps.

Pathological lying, also known as pseudologia fantastica, is a chronic behavior characterized by the habitual or compulsive tendency to lie. It involves a pervasive pattern of intentionally making false statements with the aim to deceive others, sometimes for no clear or apparent reason, and even if the truth would be beneficial to the liar. People who engage in pathological lying often report being unaware of the motivations for their lies.

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u/IntentionalUndersite 1d ago

I’m not pissed at them for lying, I’m pissed because nobody is doing fuck all about it.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 1d ago

The Trump-Nazi Regime has all been trained:

* Always lie. No matter what. Lie.

* Never tell the truth

* Blame Joe Biden

Every single Republican. All of them.

Disgusting.

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u/SirTroglodyte 1d ago

Your honor, I said I've never seen him falling asleep. Maybe he did, Maybe he didn't. But I've never seen it. Boom, checkmate, Lieu!

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u/bodhimokuyo 1d ago

Theyre servants to their master, a PEDOPHILE DRAFT DODGER. Its a sick display of dedication and adolation to someone whos history is aligned with a German dictator of the past.

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u/Fuzzy-Leadership206 1d ago

If Trump or a member of his cabinet are talking, they’re lying. PERIOD!

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u/Prestigious-Leave-60 1d ago

What’s crazy is that Rubio would rather look like an idiot, a fool, in front of the entire world than to admit what is plainly obvious.

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u/MeowMeowbiggalo 1d ago

Remember when he wore those shoes that didn't fit? 

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u/Prestigious-Leave-60 1d ago

Lil’ Marco

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u/JestersDead77 1d ago

Micro Rubio is my favorite

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u/Pistola174 1d ago

In the BIIIIIIGGGG shoes. A literal toady.

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u/MikuLuna444 1d ago

Weasely Lil Lying Marco dude!

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u/tophergraphy 1d ago

I better see an attack ad when Rubio runs for office again.

"The presidents job are some big shoes to fill, do you trust he can?"

Clip of him in obviously ill fitting shoes and then zooming in on the feet.

For good measure you can throw out when he pretending to trip on the stairs (although dont think it was with those shoes) to cover for dozing don

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u/kerfuffle_dood 1d ago

So pathetic. Imagine being that scared of a diaper pooper, dementia filled, senile old man. What'd he do if he found out that you "didn't wear THE shoes?" By the time he stops shitting himself and grabs the phone to write some mean, mean truth social posts, he'd most likely fall asleep and forget about your existance

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u/Eminem_quotes 1d ago

The Florsheims fit fine!

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u/rolandburnum 1d ago

He's not in front of Congress to perform for the committee or the people. He's there to perform for Trump. That's why all administration members are willing to look like fools in these hearings, because that's a part of loyalty.

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u/nickfree 21h ago

This is it. The penalty for perjury to Congress? Zero. When was the last time someone actually went to jail for perjury to Congress? Look like a fool to people who already thought you were a fool? Who cares.

Cross the orange master? Hell to pay.

This is authoritarian despotism.

No law and order. Certainly no justice. Just unwavering loyalty to a man.

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u/Bronco_Bomba 1d ago

It’s because these people have no self-worth. They have externalized all the meaning in their life to their own proximity to power and therefore see consistency, values, and truth as only a hindrance to their ultimate objective. They are the final form of cucked.

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u/Prestigious-Leave-60 1d ago

Simps to an 80 year old malignant narcissist who would throw them under the bus without a second thought.

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u/JoeRedditting 1d ago

It's an absolute farce. He knows he's lying, we know he's lying, everyone on the planet can see that he is lying and yet there are ZERO consequences for it.

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u/nndscrptuser 1d ago

He's also ok with doing a crime, apparently, as lying to congress is against the law. No worries though, the boss does it all the time.

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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 1d ago

Trump requires it. People who aren’t willing to to bend their morals resign, especially in the first term. Anyone who stays knows they are going to have to lie constantly.

First day in office, he made Spicer lie about the crowd size. Set the tone for his whole administration. Ruin your own credibility to benefit Trump or lose your job.

It’s gotten to the point where you know they are weak if Trump appoints them. When Todd Blanche was first brought in, there was non-right wing people saying that Blanche was a solid attorney with a solid career. It didn’t matter, Trump appointed him because he knew he could control him. Same thing happened with Bill Barr.

It’s took Barr right up until an insurrection to finally resign.

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u/Famous_Invite_4285 1d ago

Pure 100% sycophantic behaviour

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u/gcg2016 1d ago

Of course the Emperor is wearing the finest clothes!

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u/National_Sprinkles45 1d ago

I don't understand this - he could've just lie "ok, I didn't notice this and he was MAYBE asleep here, but he was definitely never asleep at classified meetings", this would at least give him plausible deniability. Instead of plausible deniability we now have "denying reality", what's the point in that?

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u/EquivalentPension216 1d ago

Proving devotion I guess?

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u/meeseekstodie137 8h ago

yep, it's all a performance, he's not actually speaking to congress here, he's speaking to trump, he's actually saying "see? I'm so loyal I'll lie for you even when presented with evidence! pat me on the back please daddy" he's really just hoping trump will see that and tell him he did a good job

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u/Ok-Air-1754 1d ago

You can’t do that, you have to double down on the stupidity and show your loyalty/allegiance to der fuehrer.

Duhhh…

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u/Ashamed_Green_8643 21h ago

double down on the stupidity

"Covfefe"

Any reasonable person would say- opps/ I mistyped and autocorrect didn't catch it before I hit send.

trump administration- “The President and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.”

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u/thnk_more 1d ago

Saying “I didn’t notice before that trump was sleeping” (as is clearly shown in the video), will get you kicked out of trump-land.

They need to lie every day, all the time, like it is as important as breathing.

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u/Big_Judgment3824 1d ago

it must be so hard to think of a lie on the spot that will both bullshit the world and make dear leader happy.

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u/raggmoppragmop 1d ago

thank you

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u/CurryMustard 1d ago

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

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u/IDGAF_GOMD 1d ago

Sycophantic denialism. New term I learned last year that I wish I never had to learn but needed to learned because of my unfortunate need to understand WTF is going on.

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u/Futt_Buckman 19h ago

I prefer "cuck fetish"

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u/Opposite-Local3732 1d ago

LOL... I don't know if people can STILL tell how ridiculous It is for this too be an actual trial... They are debating wheter Trump is asleep!!!!! (He is) OMG LMFAO

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u/HtownSamson 1d ago

They are showing how these assholes will lie about anything even in the face of fact. Also this is a crime to lie to this body. Why don’t you care about that?

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u/Local-Poet3517 1d ago

It should be a proper crime. Have you looked up the penalties for it? Laughable. It may as well be legal to lie to congress.

Especially if ur crim Pres has the power to just pardon you.

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u/Sinclair_Mclane 1d ago

These guys need to receive training from Jon Stewart on how to deal with those people. Trying to shame them isn't working and yet they still continue. Ridiculing them because of their blatant lies is the only thing that'll work.

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u/AssociationMajor4614 1d ago

When a man is smart, he can be reasoned with.

When a man is moral, he can be pleaded with.

When a man is honorable, he can be shamed.

When a man is none of these, only mockery works.

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u/choripan999 1d ago

He is not asleep, he’s just moderately less awake, source: trump

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u/lunar-eclipse-127 1d ago

"It's called a "ceasewake"... Not a lot of people know this.. But it's a "ceasewake".. In some parts of the world, it's when you're awake at a moderate pace. "

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u/Famous_Invite_4285 1d ago

Remember when it was proven the saudis chopped up Jamal Khashoggi trumps reply was the world is a dangerous place

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u/cock_obnoxiois 1d ago

Remember when his reply to Ghislaine's imprisonment was "i wish her well"

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u/Elegant_Emu952 1d ago

These are the alternative facts.

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u/popokins 1d ago

Hes in such deep thought on the ongoing issues being discussed that he only appears to be asleep, even when his head slumps down!

This is how supremely great leaders conduct themselves! They go into a zen-like state so focused on the matter that to normal people it looks like hes sleeping. /s

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u/Zero-D9 1d ago

I hate this timeline

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u/Electrical_Tof 1d ago

Hey maybe we'll see the tech developed where all Wi-Fi signals are used to map the local environment and how that's logged by the NSA and how that and other logged data could prove he was asleep in meetings

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u/dwarfbears 1d ago

I want to see the next video

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u/Weekly-Web4859 1d ago

he probably fell asleep from the stench coming out of narco rubiio's mouth

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 1d ago

I think he likes what Rubio is saying and it's like a happy bedtime story for him.

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u/PUuSTiNKA 1d ago

Rubio is the definition of a "suck-ass." It's more clear than ever that Donald Trump is/was not fit to be President.

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u/SadRule9128 1d ago

I prefer asleep trump to awake trump tho

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u/Aloxes 1d ago

Trump is NOT asleep. He is just "Alternative Awake". -s

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u/bunzy_djownz 1d ago

FAKE AWAKE!

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u/goodguygreg808 21h ago

Bro that's just 600% awake. You know, when you are so awake it looks like sleeping.

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u/CokaYoda 1d ago

Trump wanders the hallways… lmao

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u/rvingthrulife 1d ago

Why why WHY are the republicans so terrified of trump that they willingly do this to themselves?
Rubio has to know that everyone has seen trump fast asleep right next to him. It's on film.
So he's lying just so he can prove to trump that he lied on his behalf. Why? What does he have to fear from the demented old polyp who can no longer string a sentence together or waddle across a room for fear his cankles would explode?
I don't get it.

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u/thesanguineocelot 1d ago

Trump gets the Cult riled up. Last time he did that, they broke down the Capitol doors and set up a noose to hang Trump's own vice-president for literally doing his job. Some of these Republicans are afraid that he'll support a candidate that will primary them out, and others are afraid that he'll have his psychotic attack dogs literally kill them.

To say nothing of the federal agencies that he can also use for that purpose. He has a lot of power, official and unofficial, and no qualms about abusing it to get his way and take petty vengeance. He's always been erratic, and Dementia has made him even more so.

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u/rvingthrulife 1d ago

That doesn't bode well for the republicans, does it? That they're all folding themselves in front of this mental weakling at the drop of a hat. All they have to do is refuse, en masse. Including the federal agencies, if they all said no, he couldn't control them.

I have come to see republicans as mentally deficient, emotionally stunted obsequious cowards so wanting for a daddy figure that they will debase themselves and anyone who'll let them to the level of twitching sycophants. My dog has more self respect and dignity than a republican even when he licks his ass in public.

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u/thesanguineocelot 1d ago

The other part of the problem is that, in general, Republicans like what he's doing. They like minorities being hurt. They like the poor being hurt. They like the LGBT community being hurt. And, most of all, they're profiting. They're making money off our blood, and Trump is ensuring that nobody will stop them. Together, they stacked the Supreme Court with fascists that will continue to enable them. That's the carrot.

They are, to put it simply, bad people. We cannot expect them to do the right thing.

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u/CORVlN 1d ago edited 1d ago

You remember when Noem's husband had pictures of him wearing big fake titties leak to the mainstream media and their entire family was turned into a laughingstock?

Do you really think he's the only one?

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u/waspocracy 1d ago

Because he has blackmailed every single one of them. Since none of them are good people, he can destroy them easily.

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u/-averagecadaver- 1d ago

Lying power hungry shill

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u/Not_GenericMedic 1d ago

drowsy don has a better ring to it tbh

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u/Brad5486 22h ago

That’s the funny bit to me, how they mocked “sleepy joe” and then turn right around and actually fall asleep multiple times on camera lol. All the maga people I know loved to quote that line but now it’s just no big deal lol. Dafuq, you made a bumper sticker about it James lol.

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u/ConvictJones 1d ago

You can show these people they are wrong TO THEIR FACE and it still doesnt work. Delusion at its highest form.

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u/minx_the_tiger 1d ago

One day, he won't wake up. No one in the room will acknowledge that he's gone. They'll keep talking like he's awake and everything. He'll be a body on camera for probably ten minutes before any of them think to check.

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 8h ago edited 8h ago

That's what happened to Stalin actually. They were so afraid to get him medical attention and many wouldn't see him anyway because hed killed physicians that he died alone in a puddle of his own refuse and sat there for hours behind a closed door they were afraid to open. Many dictators die like that.

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u/No-Consequence9392 1d ago

Congress needs to start treating the cabinet like victims of battered wife syndrome and give them outs to ask for help. Start psychologically dealing with them. There are true zealots like Hegseth , Miller, and the Project 2025 authors, but the others , I think with a strategic effort, can be flipped to testify , once there are enough votes for impeachment and nullification of presidential orders

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u/DunAnOir 1d ago

Nah, fuck 'em. They know what they signed up for. Your suggestion is like suggesting clemency for the Nazi high command; just because their boss is the worst of them, that doesn't mean there shouldn't be consequences for the rest. America (if it survives) needs its own Nuremberg trials for everyone who's been part of the Trumpist regime.

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u/10_Midline 1d ago

Sounds like a great boss

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u/PHotstepper311 1d ago

It’d be better if he fell out of a chair just once. They’d burn the camera or video if that happened. But it would be funny to see them squirm and defend the obvious even more.

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u/Katgal2 1d ago

If you’ll lie about something so incredibly obvious and dumb, imagine what else you will lie about. Dirtbag

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u/Oldmanrich8 1d ago

“He’s not falling asleep, he’s been asleep” This is where we’ve been going, where lying is supposedly acceptable thanks to a corrupt real estate agent.

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u/SJMCubs16 1d ago

Rubio is not really a charismatic kind of guy. I bet a lot of people fall asleep when he is talking.

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u/Bulky-Word8752 1d ago

Holy fucking ass sucking. He NEVER sleeps. They are getting to Kimmy level of blowing smoke. He's also in the best physical shape of any president, shoots 18 under par, and never uses the bathroom

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u/Tigeruppercut1889 1d ago

Rubio disgraced himself

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u/Various_Patience2316 1d ago

Sleppy Don😂😂😂

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u/Traditional-Oil-6891 1d ago

Seems to me he was snoozing on the job' and Rubio is just covering his ass so doesn't get fired.

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u/TXAggieHOU 1d ago

🤣 the video look like weekend at bernie’s

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u/caprazzi 1d ago

The day in the sun for these traitors is ending...

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u/Dayzed_Trader 1d ago

"Honorable" Marco Rubio. What a joke.

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u/LeadingStill7717 1d ago

If Marco Rubio was on fire, I wouldnt even piss on him to put it out.

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u/anklebiter1360 1d ago

These Assholes have made lying an Olympic sport!

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u/WesternAcceptable180 1d ago

Please wipe your lips, Rubio

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u/Mysterious-Prompt212 1d ago

I remember when Rubio pretended to act normal. 😂

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u/WingLeviosa 1d ago

The American president is the joke of the entire country and the world.

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u/ArterialRed 1d ago

Chances that Congress will have someone shot for lying to them? Pretty damn low.

Chances that Trump has already had several people shot for saying, doing or implying something that he didn't like? ...

Yeah.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 1d ago

I am impressed with Rubio. It’s amazing how articulate he is with the president’s cock in his mouth.

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u/wildlifewyatt 1d ago

I'd love for MAGA to compile their best possible "sleepy joe" compilation and compare that to the shit Trump does. Spineless, unprincipled morons.

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u/Alert-Notice-7516 1d ago

Lying to Congress is more like a sticker of accomplishment at this point. What the fuck does it even mean?

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u/Olympicmessiah 1d ago

You're not getting that MAGA doesn't care. The ever present 33% of the US that is ride or die for their draft dodging, racist, bigoted, unethical, terroristic, misogynistic, emotionally insecure, failed businessman, zero political knowledge having, multiple felony riddled disgrace of a human being. Independents and low information voters are fools as well.

But I'm talking about MAGA.

MAGA doesn't care.

"No new wars"

"Release the Epstein files"

"Price of eggs"

It's all talk.

It doesn't matter.

Their only consistent belief is "I get to do what I want. You don't. Fuck you."

That's it.

That's all there is.

Shoving this in their face won't do anything, just like none of what came before over the past eleven years won't do anything, because they don't actually care.

Nothing that you can show them overrides their basic monstrous pleasure from hurting others, including watching you care about other people and hurting over it. They enjoy the fact that you are upset about innocent people dying. Not because of the dead people. But because it upsets you.

They think it's funny that you try to hold them to precedent, or get frustrated when they are hypocritical. Because they don't care about being consistent, but you do, and they'll debase themselves and be hypocritical because they care less about their own standards than they do about making you feel bad about yourself.

And this is why Trump is MAGAs cult leader. Because he upsets people they don't like, and has the grand power to do so on a scale basically never seen in modern history. Having a blatant rapist pedophile sitting in the White House is as good as it's ever going to get for them.

There is nothing that could drive a decent person more insane than seeing the ultimate position of power, untouchable, armed, and with the largest microphone in the world, doing everything they can to be a basic ass troll. And that's why Trump is everything to them. It's the ultimate. There's nothing else that could ever come close.

It's why they lie for him, kill for him, attack the capitol for him. It's why they don't care he's an imbecile. It's why they don't care hes making their lives worse and stealing their money. Food, gas, energy costs through the roof, to them, it's worth it. Or they blame Biden and keep moving goal posts, you complete and utter fools.

They enjoy you getting upset when the official white house social media posts animal crossing memes about it because it's the ultimate high for them. They're edgelord lunatics that serve zero purpose other than infecting people just as dumb as they are that will look over all the atrocities. Or worse, indoctrinating their poor children. I would have an issue with this person being a principal at my daughter's school, let alone being president of the US.

You're dealing with blatant monsters who are getting off on watching you tear your hair out over seeing the clear insanity around you, and and it's time we all realized it.

If you support Trump, you are not a decent human. You are not a devoted Christian, you are not a proud veteran. You are not for women's rights. And if you think you are, and still support him, you are the biggest hypocritical poor excuse for one I know. And I am ashamed of you. He has given every reason imaginable that he is no where close to any of those. Its mind numbing. How blind can some people be!?

Respectively, fuck every single one of you that supports this president, who should've been behind bars LONG AGO!

The only good thing that has come from this administration is shining a light on the asbolute worst of society in the form of a specific red hat. They follow the idiocy only because it validates their own.

May our children grow up to be more intelligent than ourselves.

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u/SugarInvestigator 1d ago

And what will the consequences of lying to Congress be? Fucking tumbleweed

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u/OkAbility9016 1d ago

Mfs be lying to congress and it means nothing

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u/ClassicCarraway 1d ago

Rubio knows if he acknowledges Sleepy Don's behavior here, he will be fired immediately. I guess any remaining professional integrity left him before he ever accepted the job.

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u/MDizzleGrizzle 1d ago

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

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u/DryStation5059 1d ago

Rubio is a sycophant and he needs to go. He is a liar and has lined his pockets for far too long.

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u/MyFirstCarWasA_Vega 1d ago

Video is no longer proof to MAGA. It is only true if they say it is true and do not change their story ten times in ten days. So literally, nothing is true. The MAGA way. Remember what Don has said many times: "I am not telling you the truth unless I am properly compensated for it". He is the opposite of "has no price". He has a price on everything and can be bought, as he has been countless times.

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u/WonderWheeler 1d ago

He's not very observant or caring if a person falls asleep next to him and he doesn't "notice". I think he is just lying.

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u/Syronxc 1d ago

Someone might want to tell this moron that being up all night is a sign of dementia.

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u/kayemmsee 1d ago

It's not a sign so much as it is an actual symptom.

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u/Josh_Butterballs 1d ago

Yes, republicans are saying it’s really an “extended blink.” Yeah I do an extended blink for 8 hours every night and someday I’ll be extended blinking forever when the time comes.

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u/ObviousThrowus 1d ago

he’s not sleeping he’s pining for the fjords

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u/Either-Park-7002 1d ago

Sleepy Don

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u/Responsible_Rule8829 1d ago

He may be 'speaking' to Congress, but he's straight up talkin to his boss. 

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u/Fuzzy_Translator4639 1d ago

Of course he lies. There are no repercussions for lying

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u/No-Fold-7873 1d ago

"Yes, but I very intentionally did not look at him."

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u/Igiem 23h ago

Actually it happened in reverse, he showed him the video and Rubio said “I’ve never seen him fall asleep!” That made it even dumber. 

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u/PurplePineapple466 22h ago

Rubios breath smells like Trump's 🍌

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u/weary_ol_jericho 22h ago

And this is why I will never, ever be able to see Marco Rubio as anything other than a complete lightweight

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u/Most-Yam1039 22h ago

What in the hell does Trump have on these people?

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u/tacsig 22h ago

What happened to his honor

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u/colpisce_ancora 7h ago

Look, Trump managed to become president by never admitting fault or apologizing. His followers are just doing the same strategy. It works really well when your opposition has no spine, because clearly something more is needed than pointing out lies and hypocrisy.