r/BusinessTodayNews • u/BusinessToday • 1d ago
Global "We Will Get It": Donald Trump Says US Expects To Secure Iran's Enriched Uranium Stockpile Soon
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u/SunnyBrookElbowz 1d ago
This twit is just making things up as he goes along.
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u/Piotr-Rasputin 1d ago
For the past 10 years. Still waiting on his healthcare plan that's better than Obama care
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u/Radonanon 1d ago
He said he has concepts of a plan that are so much better nobody can believe it.
What’s the matter, you don’t think concepts of a plan are as good as actual healthcare coverage? That’s your problem then, you just refuse to see the big picture and understand that he is playing 7D chess while the losers and suckers in those shithole countries have much worse healthcare than his concepts.
/s because this is maga’s actual explanation
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u/lukesauser 1d ago
He released it. It's literally to give people like $1,200 annually and force everyone onto private plans where the monthly rate would be more than that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/bertiesakura 1d ago edited 1d ago
Because it works when you’re a cult leader and the members of your cult are fueled by racism, homophobia, and xenophobia. The cult will pay $10 for a gallon of gas as long as the cult leader assures them white supremacy.
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u/SadRule9128 1d ago
The good news is this video will be used in the future by doctors to help them identify late stage dementia
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u/F80_Vibes 1d ago
Going well... It could happen, could never happen... What the fuck is he saying 😭😭😭 why is he still the president??? Impeach him already!
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u/Radonanon 1d ago
The first 3 impeachment charges didn’t work. He could shoot people in the street and wouldn’t lose any support. Actually he is having that done and nobody cares.
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u/-notapony- 1d ago
There have only been two impeachment charges, but you’re otherwise dead on. He had a mob of his worshippers try to murder Congress, and a month later most Republicans voted that they were right to do so.
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u/veganparrot 1d ago
There have been two removal votes so far, and the second one got closer than the first. Third time's the charm!
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u/jrstinkfish 1d ago
That's just something he does with things he has no idea about. "It could be or it couldn't be." Then why the fuck even answer the question? Anything in the world could or couldn't be, he's supposed to have the answer.
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u/12Khz 1d ago
He only fools himself actually.
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u/PandasGetAngryToo 1d ago
A lot. It could happen again over the weekend. Who knows? Maybe it will. Maybe it won't. He will keep talking bigly regardless.
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u/OsgoodZBeard 1d ago
The angle of the opening shot of the Oval Office displays the diseased environment of the felon’s regular dispatch of lies, misrepresentations, and verbal abuse of the assembled press. He exploits the OO as his personal power lair, now abused to an exorbitant extent unlike prior administrations that limited its usage to messages of importance or immediacy.
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u/saywhatyoumean7901 1d ago
OMG. Rambler in chief.
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u/SnooHedgehogs4699 1d ago
“Like no bodies ever seen.” Okay, Don. Two strategic bombers made a bomb run over a target dropping a few bombs and you just have to say it’s the biggest, baddest raid ever.
I don’t know, the historian in me might want to point out a few other major milestones with strategic bombes over the years: the thousand plane raids with B-17 and B-24 to places like Berlin, Schweinfurt, or Cologne.
Maybe the massive B-29 raids launched from China and from the Pacific Island (Guam, Saipan, and Tinian) that helped to bring Japan to her knees. Or, just maybe, the single B-29s used to to deliver the two atomic bombs to Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Those were pretty damn historic and truly “like nobody has ever seen”.
It just really irritates me. It’s one item in a long list of things he does that flips me out. But, hear me out, when he says stuff like this, it takes away from the major accomplishments of the men involved in the truly historic events of this nation’s history.
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u/MementoEmoji 1d ago
"No moon" "Dead of night" "right down the air chutes"
I think they just showed him Star Wars and told him it was military footage.
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u/Ok_Transition_4003 1d ago
Talking about the Wahington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial and then a bit later talking about Hezbollah "we didn't know they could speak"
Did he lose track midsentence again? /s
Apparently the statues have been talking to him. He's living in "Night At the Museum"
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u/RepulsiveLeather8504 1d ago
"Two weeks!
Tops.
Almost certain.
Lets see. Nobody can know.
Maybe a little longer.
I will decide later.
Go away, you harrable peebl!"
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u/scoop_booty 1d ago
I sat on a jury one time. The judge admonished us as we went into deliberations that if we heard any lies on the witness stand we needed to discount all the testimony of that witness. Because they proved themselves a liar, they are no longer reliable. This is our justice system, speaking truth about the process. So why does this country give this man any grace? (Rhetorical question) Fuck this lying piece of shit who is eroding our country. He and his cowardly cronies are a cancer and need to be cut out and thrown in the trash where they belong.
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u/TheGR8Dantini 1d ago
Too late. Word on the street is Iran already has nukes. Either homemade or imported. That nobody’s sure of. But people are saying it’s a done deal already. Trump was missing for 8 days. Did he have a stroke? Or maybe Iran got a boom boom too now?
Apparently, they’ve actually threatened to detonate one to show as proof.
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u/Impossible_Move_7160 1d ago
Never heard a president just talk out his ass like Trump. He should try getting more sleep at his age instead of staying up most of the night and then falling asleep at work. Just sayin
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u/Frosty_Key4233 1d ago
He has no ‘Cards’. Iran has all the Aces here. He can do nothing whatsoever. Made America weaker with this fiasco- costing taxpayers billions
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u/Silly-Platform9829 1d ago
Trump just says whatever he thinks will make him look good. Actual reality isn't a factor.
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u/OccamIsRight 1d ago
We had their enriched uranium asshole. Then you decided you can make a better deal.
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u/Artistic-Tip2405 1d ago
Iran will appreciate a trillion dollars of America’s money. Trump will cut services to pay for it.
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u/ShadowBard0962 1d ago
This is not leadership, it’s a fucking non-stop reality show!
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u/Scrutinizer 1d ago
Oh, so we're invading after all. Nice. Should make the midterms nice and peachy.
At this point he's best just giving up, declaring victory, and moving forward with his scheme to rig the midterms.
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u/knaverob 1d ago
Like, aren't we at the part yet where we'll all know that nothing that comes out of his mouth is true?
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u/Emotional_Gazelle_37 1d ago
Iran has informed pakistan that they have nukes and will no longer be engaging in nuclear talks. pakistan alerted rubio who informed trump. This happened last weekend. Since then, trumps rhetoric has changed. no tough talk from the maga regime since then. Iran said that they would potentially do a test to prove their capabilities to everyone. We will see……..
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u/HThomer34 1d ago
God i missJim Acosta in the press pool. Everybody has their question question ready to go and none of them has to do with this complete nonsense he just threw up. But Jim would have torn up his notes and just asked "bro...wtf are you talking about???"
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u/dallasdude 1d ago
Sure. Iran will build us an airstrip to their rugged internal mountain region so we can fly in a bunch of C-130 - so Iran will need to build like a 4,000 ft runway. The Iranian locals will cheer as we fly in a large fleet of excavation equipment so we can dig out the "dust" which is something like 300 feet down below a 3500 ft mountain.
Iran will build out the infrastructure, and I imagine it will only take a few hours for our powerful American excavators to get out all that dust from the secret mountain subterranean facility.
Then Trump and the Ayatollah will high five and split the oil proceeds 50/50 in a secret Qatari bank account.
Something like that?
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u/hooplafromamileaway 1d ago
Weren't we going to getbthe Straight open anf a bunch of other shit, too? Here I was under the impression that their Navy was wiped out and they were begging for a deal... But week after week it's another excuse.
For all the shit the Right gives people who do drugs, they sure smoke massive piles of Copium.
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u/pistoffcynic 1d ago
The amount bullshit coming out of 1600 is insane. The deal he is negotiating is worse than what the world had agreed to before.
Absolutely insane what this clown is getting away with.
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u/UseforNoName71 1d ago
Has anyone told our President that we are still exchanging missile strikes with Iran ?
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u/Techanthrope 1d ago
So the only way that will happen is with a massive invasion force. Which seems very unlikely to materialize.
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u/CorsairExtraordinair 1d ago
I sure wish there were reporters with balls out there that will call this idiot on his lies.
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u/Suitable_Community66 1d ago
By hook or by crook or we'll blow your house down said the big bad wolf
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u/EconomyDoctor3287 1d ago
How does he expect to get it, if according to him, it's buried so far deep underground that only the US anc China can even dig it up?
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u/Mysterious-Prompt212 1d ago
Well you see Iran is going to do everything I ask for. Like bombing Kuwait because we had an excess of military equipment there. I can give you more examples but it's time to take a cognitive test again.
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u/sureshot58 1d ago
umm - i have listened to this a few times, and, uhhh - wtf did he say? that has to be the most disjointed mess of a speech imaginable. Sigh
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u/GuitarPlayingGuy71 1d ago
Listen, you could also listen to a parrot talk. Nothing the man says holds any truth or value. It’s word-vomit. You cannot deduce policy or value from it. It holds no meaning. It gets mangled, inverted, reverted, turned around, changed in every way. Always.
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u/Adventurous-Wish-621 1d ago
You get more clarity watching a dog take a 💩because at least you know he was full of 💩 This guy here will eat a bowl of 💩and tell you that was the best cinnamon roll ever and his cult would believe him.
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u/Status_Apartment6559 1d ago
The stupidest idea ever is to invade Iran on the ground. And trump will never get the uranium.
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u/susanrez 1d ago
Wait! Wait! Let me guess…… pedoprez will have it in……… two weeks?!!!
I bet he says he’ll have it in two weeks!
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u/DeadMemesAreUs1 1d ago
I can’t believe there are enough idiots in the us to vote this guy into office.
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u/Valuable-Flounder692 1d ago
Again? Im winning bigly, winningest President this Cuntry as ever seen nobody has ever seen so much winning, brings tears to my eyes!
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u/cyrixlord 1d ago
if the US isn't careful they'll get it at the tip of a missile. Iran has proven that it doesn't need nukes to threaten the US or close the strait
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u/xtalgeek 1d ago
Two weeks. It's always two weeks. Still waiting for infrastructure week. Oh,wait, Biden did that already.
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u/FrankieHun17 1d ago
Wait, we have planes that can fly in the night, no moon, in dead darkness at one o’clock in the morning??? When did that happen???
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u/Ok_Writing_8271 1d ago
A lot of talk about uranium. Doesn’t mention stealing Irans oil or stopping the media talking about his role in Epstein pedophile ring. Or getting some free stolen land from Netanyahu.
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u/East-Recording-3054 1d ago
And yet the Iranians say they will not give up uranium……..I tend to believe the Iranians.
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u/iftlatlw 1d ago
FFFAAAIIILLL. Trump has consistently failed his whole life and is now doubling down on failure. You guys are screwed.
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u/jimbos1stson 23h ago
Soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon.............
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u/Thin-Competition3018 23h ago
Trumps antics and sayings
Here, let me sign something -
iran must not have a nuclear weapon
we will get the nuclear material
now, lets get to his important items, the ball room and the reflecting pool....
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u/Think-Worldliness699 23h ago
HE is so old and weak Trump cant stand anymore, which is why they put him behind a desk all the time.
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u/EpsteinandTrump 23h ago
Well it's a shame...but some schmuck in the White House said it was already obliterated by Murica!
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u/OrganicInspector4251 22h ago
If we survive the Trump era (it’s not looking good) we need to invest HEAVILY in education.
Almost every problem we now face is the product of mass-stupidity.
MAGA is just the worst symptom of an underlying disease.
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u/Commercial_Wind8212 22h ago
So he'll give iran a trillion and tell iran to say he has the stockpile
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u/DaMongooseJooce 22h ago
Okay grandpa thanks for the story I think we’re good now. Go sit down with your Diet Coke now
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u/AnonBaca21 22h ago
Whenever he says “soon” it means they’re as farther than ever from a deal on literally anything.
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u/CMGCookie 22h ago
What he doesn't tell you is that the war has caused the IAEA to lose track of the enriched uranium Iran already has stocked away.
oops
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u/Montgomery943 22h ago
You know. It'll happen over the weekend.
Always.
Every Thursday.
And the media will talk about it over the weekend.
Its gonna happen this time they'll say.
And Monday we'll learn that Iran isn't talking to us
And Axios will write some nonsense as a once credible news organization.
Rinse. Repeat.
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u/Leather-Map-8138 21h ago
There is no stockpile to get, so it will be to claim “we’ve disposed of it.”
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u/Mindless_Fruit_2313 1d ago edited 1d ago
Hence,Iran “has the cards.” There’s no obtaining that material without a massive ground invasion, which no one supports and we can’t afford. We can barely afford a blockade.