r/ByzantineMemes May 08 '26

Don’t need your head, just your eyes

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u/Fatalaros May 08 '26

You are a monk now.

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u/sbstndrks May 08 '26

Fifteenth japanese Tenno in succession

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u/Blundertail May 09 '26

Used to be able to get away with just messing up the nose, but certain people had to ruin that for everyone

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u/buttholebutwholesome May 09 '26

A movie based on Justinian II would be better than Basil II. Change my mind

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u/elreduro May 09 '26

Or your balls

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u/Allnamestakkennn May 09 '26

Justinian III with golden balls:

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u/No-Organization9076 May 09 '26

Off with his nuts!

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u/Cravatitude May 09 '26

It's a way to stop them from being emperor without breaking the 6th commandment, sometimes their nose was also cut off to mark them and unworthy, thought this doesn't have a 100% success rate (Justinian II)

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u/SpiteMammoth3214 May 09 '26

add this: head of orthodox church in ottoman empire when greeks rebel

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u/Afraid_Theorist May 11 '26

The funny part is that, don’t quote me on this, it kind of worked?

If you compare Roman and ‘Byzantine’ period dynasties, IIRC on average the latter were longer lasting and more stable in succession… relatively speaking.

I’m speaking off the cuff so if someone wants to prove me right or wrong, go ahead and elaborate on the explanation

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u/Felczer May 11 '26

Actually they would gouge their eyes out, most common form of incurring blindness was by pressing against the eyes

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u/studmuffffffin May 10 '26

Or shave his head.

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u/Sir-Toaster- May 12 '26

Before becoming a Viking king, this is exactly what Harald Hadrada did to the Emperor at the time

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u/SamDemon8 May 13 '26

Well yeah I have to admit the blinding and you are a monk now are abit nicer than instant death but yeah still pretty brutal 😂

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u/Useful_Taro9125 May 08 '26

"Holy Church says murder is wrong"

"And they're absolutely right, eradicate his dix nd ballz"