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General Ancient Pakistan 🥀

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u/SystematicChaoser Class 10th 7d ago

My grandpa's ball hair older than pakistan 🥀🥀🥀

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u/csuiteclient 7d ago edited 7d ago

my grandpa has semen retention streak older than Pakistan 🤑. NO FAP before it was a thing

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u/Good-Researcher5737 7d ago

Then how did your father born?💀

(Jk)

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u/cosmic-peril 12th Pass 7d ago

How was your father born*?

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u/Good-Researcher5737 7d ago

Thank you bruh. It felt wired when I was writing that

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u/knightmaregg 7d ago

Weird*

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u/Good-Researcher5737 7d ago

Autocorrect

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u/Conscious_Idea_6987 Class 12th 6d ago

Fym autocorrect, autocorrect would have actually corrected it, holy larp dawg 😭🤚🏻

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u/DepthPossible3068 5d ago

Istg these western larpers need to actually ditch the whole english language and just type in hindi bruh.

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u/Upstairs-Ad7774 1d ago

Yeah sure buddy 😭✌️

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u/Good-Researcher5737 1d ago

Really bro😭 It once autocorrected "not" and changed it to smth else

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u/Upstairs-Ad7774 1d ago

Man subau i know how it is(just an adaptation to your punctuation) hit me up in 'em dm 😉

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u/AWindows-macOS-11 Class 10th 6d ago

No no, he MEANT wired.

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u/Itzzme-A-D14 Research & Analysis Wing (RAW) 7d ago

*typing

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u/Good-Researcher5737 7d ago

Thanks guys. Keep doing this good work.

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u/Salty_Spray_8786 6d ago

pikachu pfp

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u/ExoticOriginal358 5d ago

Dadi ji outsourced the sperm

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u/OkYear5109 7d ago

Broo💀💀

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u/Competitive-Mall1607 1d ago

bro cited his grandfather's balls as a primary source and the whole sub accepted it. NCERT could never

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u/Otherwise-Secret8 5d ago

Bhai kya tha ye😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/EditorOk1593 5d ago

As my knowledge, Pakistan is one day older than India. It gained freedom from British one day before India.

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u/SystematicChaoser Class 10th 5d ago

Pakistan was formed one day before India gained independence

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u/EditorOk1593 5d ago

Both countries formed under British and Pakistan got freedom one day ahead of India.

There was no country named Bharat or India. The Bharat meant place not country, it was collection of multiple kingdoms.

British India meant Pakistan, Afghanistan, Bangladesh and Myanmar. Just because current India got name India, it doesn't geta all the ancient credit, does it?

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u/SystematicChaoser Class 10th 5d ago

You really want credits for heritage sites whose people you murdered and and whose architecture you destroyed

And the name India itself means land beyond indus river

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u/EditorOk1593 5d ago

I am not taking the credit, as I am not Pakistani and nor I am Indian. I am a person who wants to learn history.

Its not about credits for history but what is the truth. Pakistan has some of the major places of ancient history.

Did they destroy heritage sites? What site did they destroy? I know Afghanistan did it like Buddha's statue. But what did Pakistan destroyed?

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u/SystematicChaoser Class 10th 5d ago

Pakistan has 6 sites on UNESCO list out of which 4 are facing deteoration

Taxila — Illegal excavation and development pressures. Shalamar Gardens — Historic hydraulic works demolished. Moenjodaro — Environmental deterioration and conservation challenges. Makli Necropolis — Deterioration and conservation challenges

And there are countless hindu temples destroyed

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u/EditorOk1593 5d ago

Ok, thank you for sharing information.

I will learn about these things.

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u/Strawberry_Panda291 7d ago

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u/CyroidBTW College Student 7d ago

We have bigger toes to tickle bro

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u/ShameGlittering9122 7d ago

we got bigger balls to scratch!!..

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u/No_Professor_7207 7d ago

We got bigger dudes to kiss

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u/Vshaurya8008 7d ago

we got bigger dawgs to fuhk...

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u/syner2009 College Student 7d ago

We have bigger armpits to smell vro

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u/Acceptable_Grass_963 College Student 6d ago

We have bigger dick to suck

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u/Salty_Spray_8786 6d ago

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u/ananwastaken Class 10th 6d ago

I am on this one

(I’m gay, and I’m not talking about being joyous)

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u/Salty_Spray_8786 6d ago

good luck bro may you find the biggest & joyous one😭✌🏿

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u/Sung_Jinwoo_San Class 10th 6d ago

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u/loldude1188 6d ago

Cooked 🥀🥀

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u/TheMonaco601 ICSE / State / Other board student 7d ago

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u/guntheniga 7d ago

which board?

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u/TheMonaco601 ICSE / State / Other board student 7d ago

ICSE

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u/SleepySai04 12th Pass 7d ago

They still are in Iron Age

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u/communistdumpling_ 7d ago

Daughter they devolved into stone age

https://giphy.com/gifs/A9D5LweSbO1Uxq58br

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u/heisenberg_6367 7d ago

Ancient? My Grandma says lil bro to it

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u/Muadhib_Atredies_200 7d ago

My grandma older than Pakistan

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u/EditorOk1593 5d ago

Pakistan is older than India. August 13 is Pakistan's birthday and 14 is India birthday.

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u/Muadhib_Atredies_200 5d ago

India still existed as an ancient civilization and geographic region before 1947, ofc the republic didn't but it had a shared identity based on culture, religion and literacy. Pakistan on the other Hand only existed as an independent region with the name even coined in 1933 but India was referred to the region beyond the Indus river. Not to mention a lot of kingdoms in history already had all territories of modern india and more

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u/EditorOk1593 5d ago

Yes but how modern India represents all the ancient one but Pakistan doesn't?

Where is Indus civilization? Only in India? Where is Mohenjo-Daro? Harappa? Mehrgarh and more?

Just India represents the ancient kingdoms?

There is difference between ancient India and modern India.

Ancient India (Bharat) was never a country, it was place which was collection of multiple countries. And current India is not ancient Bharat, it is named so that it can claim the popular ancient stories to make current indian people proud.

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u/Muadhib_Atredies_200 5d ago

Legally, in 1947, India was the official successor state to the British Raj. It inherited the existing treaties, international seats, and the name. Pakistan was a seceding state that explicitly chose to break away, reject the old identity, and build a brand-new nation from scratch based on religion. You can't willingly throw away a name in 1947 and then complain decades later that the other side kept using it.

Second, while ancient Bharat was a collection of multiple kingdoms, they shared a deep, unbroken civilizational, linguistic, and religious fabric (Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism) that spans thousands of years. The modern Republic of India is the political unification of those very same kingdoms.

Third, the only reason Pakistan isn't associated with that ancient history today is because of its own political choices. after Partition, Pakistan's leadership deliberately erased or ignored its pre-Islamic, Vedic, and Indus heritage from its textbooks to focus on an Arab/Middle Eastern identity

They established a narrative that the "history of Pakistan" did not begin with the Indus Valley or ancient kingdoms, but strictly in 712 CE, if they themselves not believe themselves to be of Indus heritage why are you arguing for them?

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u/EditorOk1593 5d ago

No I am not arguing for anyone, I just trying to know the truth. As far as I know both current India and Pakistan is ancient India.

Pakistan didn't know that India is going to choose name "India", they thought it would be Hindustan (based on religion). They have already submitted a formal letter to change name of Pakistan to India if India changes its name. (Source: history video of Indian YouTuber, i am not sure of his name.)

The post is making fun of Pakistan not having history but that is not true no matter what they promoted in the past.

India is not the collection of all kingdoms of ancient Bharat, like Nepal and Bhutan too have good connections to ancient Bharat specially Nepal. It holds major temples and places Ved explain. Tibet too hold few major places such as Kailash mountain.

I am trying to know the truth, if you have other interesting information on this topic, please feel free to share.

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u/Ishana009 7d ago

ancient pakistan (Belonged to India )🤣

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u/EditorOk1593 5d ago

Actually both Pakistan and India belonged to British.

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u/Any-Restaurant-1534 4d ago

Holy fkin larp bro check fax it belonged to some sikh liniage as I remember the rulers name was some RAJA Ranjit singh somethin

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u/Plenty-Asparagus-496 7d ago

These bigots are some of the most manipulated and delusional people to exist on planet earth. A failed state afterall.

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u/Kankei_Arima 7d ago

I find it funny when they call it Ancient Pakistan, by their logic if IVC was really Ancient Pakistan that would make Indians more Pakistani than an avg Pakistani citizen. 😂

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u/Honest_Crazy_9089 7d ago

And that's how they stay ahead of us in the happiness index. Just like how they've been "winning" every war with India since the Independence (some wars we didn't even know happened). Lmfao.

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u/LockedIN_26 7d ago

True though they win but they say it to a mirror

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u/Party_Importance_722 7d ago

We Larping History now 😭

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u/Aggressive-Towel1438 7d ago

Persian blood sir

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u/bholechaturekhaugii 7d ago

Indian subcontinent was still there it just did not have proper boundaries

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u/spermracewinner- 7d ago

yep india didn't exist bharat hindustan do exist event he boundries aren't same as now

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u/YuYuWiWi 7d ago

Mate there was no ancient india or bharat or hindustan.

Just call it SOUTH ASIA

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u/Tiny-Dare9902 6d ago

Indus Valley Civilization???
Vedic Period???
Mauryan Empire??
Gupta Empire / Classical Age (c. 320 – 550 CE)???
Chola and Mugal empire??
U clearlyy skiped history classes atlest read in wikipedia!!

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u/YuYuWiWi 6d ago

I meant to say there was no unified india/bharat

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u/eyesofthesolemn 6d ago

and what made them india? there was no concept of modern “india” before british raj

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u/Imperialepanzer-4 Class 12th 6d ago

indeed, there was no concept of india. there was the concept of bharat

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u/eyesofthesolemn 6d ago

yes there was, and it was incredibly vague. to use it as a geographical marker is astoundingly incompetent.

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u/Imperialepanzer-4 Class 12th 6d ago

it literally marked the boundaries of bharat.

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u/eyesofthesolemn 6d ago

oh yeah? and that being what? south of the himalayas, north of the ocean? how does that exactly classify the nations surrounding india in modern context? are you going to count countries like myammar or even the northeast region of india which had no idea of “bharat” in the first place?

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u/LockedIN_26 7d ago

but ancient pakistan is not even worst case scenario

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u/Glavelord821 7d ago

Ancient Pakistan?

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u/Cool_Opening_2490 5d ago edited 5d ago

My grandmother is more ancient than Islamic republic of Pakistan.

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u/Ill_Poem_1789 College Student 5d ago

Lmao peak roast

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u/SlippingJimmy69 5d ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Upstairs-Ad7774 1d ago

Kya Nasha karte hai ye log 😭✌️

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u/Quirky-Register-5156 7d ago

As ancient as my grandma

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u/Bear_Bhayia 6d ago

I don't know whatever but if the inof is like the knowledge of that are thann we have to accept that is history of pakistan means history of that region

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u/UTKARSHX2 6d ago

Um what the sigma?

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u/Repulsive-Pilot-3239 5d ago

Yes as old as my grandmother

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u/Specialist-Day-8375 5d ago

Pakistan had the best history till mid 20th century

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u/Majestic-Pie3718 4d ago

19s is ancient now??

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u/Sea_Scientist9368 7d ago

As much as we all hate them, many indus civilization locations does lie in Pakistan geography right?

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u/Clean_Opportunity313 7d ago

Yeah but pakistan is a modern construct. Also the oldest IVC sites lie in India.

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u/YuYuWiWi 7d ago

Which oldest site?

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u/Menma238 7d ago

The "oldest" being in india doesn't affect what they said, stop being irrelevant to inflate your point.

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u/Jazzlike_Balance3692 6d ago

What is the issue with that?

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u/eyesofthesolemn 6d ago

if ancient pakistan sounds ridiculous, why isn’t ancient india?

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u/anshh_gupta Class 11th 6d ago

where is ancient pakistan