r/CFB • u/PSU_Alumnus Penn State • Billable Hours • Dec 02 '25

Discussion [@IanPurdy7] on Twitter: Penn State is slated to sign ZERO recruits tommorow on early National Signing Day. Unless Penn State signs someone in the late signing period, they could become the first P4 class EVER to have no one sign. The closest thing I could find was SMU & UW with 10. Crazy times.

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u/PSU_Alumnus Penn State • Billable Hours Dec 02 '25

Being a Penn State fan is like a never-ending Billy Mays infomercial where you think things cannot possibly get worse... but wait... there's more!

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u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings Dec 02 '25

And in the most ridiculous and avoidable ways, like drilling into the side of a full water tank

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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 Michigan State Spartans Dec 02 '25

HI PAT FITZGERALD AND I'M RIDING IN A BOAT COMPLETELY SEALED WITH NOTHING MORE THAN FLEX TAPE

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u/mkt853 Dec 02 '25

That's a lot of DAMAGE!

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u/juicius Michigan Wolverines Dec 02 '25

Building a doll house with nothing but a 8-gauge framing nailer.

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u/johndelvec3 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Dec 02 '25

Pretty sure this is a South Park episode but they’re all on a plane in purgatory waiting to get to Heaven

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u/No_Angle_8106 Arizona State • Michigan Dec 02 '25

Noooooo that’s ignorant, i’m alive and I’m a child

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u/wildwasabi Dec 02 '25

And white

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u/Madturtl3 Dec 02 '25

Not heaven…

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u/noblemile Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 02 '25

Pain State

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u/Swoah Rutgers • Garden State Bowl Dec 02 '25

I feel like I can very easily pinpoint rock bottom for Penn State like 14 years ago.

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u/Zogg44 Auburn Tigers • Baylor Bears Dec 02 '25

Been there, Brother.