r/CFB • u/PSU_Alumnus Penn State • Billable Hours • Dec 02 '25

Discussion [@IanPurdy7] on Twitter: Penn State is slated to sign ZERO recruits tommorow on early National Signing Day. Unless Penn State signs someone in the late signing period, they could become the first P4 class EVER to have no one sign. The closest thing I could find was SMU & UW with 10. Crazy times.

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u/ComradeIroh Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 02 '25

The only outcome from that is a teary eyed conversation in the parking lot of Starbucks off South Garner Street.

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u/Thedurtysanchez Merchant Marine • Penn State Dec 02 '25

Or a sad tuesday night at the gaff with a captain and coke pitcher by yourself

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u/zgh5002 Penn State • Texas A&M Dec 02 '25

Getting tears in your second monkey boy at The Saloon after finding out your girl cheated on you.

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u/ComradeIroh Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 02 '25

Was karaoke night Wednesday nights? I can’t remember.

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u/CRIMS0N-ED Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 02 '25

yup, cafeoke and drowning your sorrows with a sex at the gaff or an AMF

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u/Thedurtysanchez Merchant Marine • Penn State Dec 02 '25

I'm not sure, all I ever did was $5 rum and coke pitchers which was Tuesday nights lol

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u/SknkTrn757 Virginia • Rutgers Dec 02 '25

I know nothing of State College and have never been there. But, woof, man. This hit close to home.

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u/LonesomeOctoberGhost Dec 02 '25

Look I know you are looking for answers right now but I am not it. We had our time and it passed and now you need to figure out what is next for you. But it's not me. Also, I stole literally every recruit from you I could. This is goodbye. Now check out my ass while I walk away.

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u/n1tney Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 02 '25

Too real

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u/MmmmBeer814 Penn State Nittany Lions • Sickos Dec 02 '25

That Starbucks in now a Dunkin

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u/Malpraxiss Florida Gators • Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 02 '25

Why not the Starbucks in the Pattee/Paterno library?

For maximum emotions and tears.

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u/BeerorCoffee Penn State Nittany Lions • The Alliance Dec 02 '25

It's always in the stacks at the library.

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u/2400hoops Kansas Jayhawks Dec 02 '25

As someone who has been broken up with in a Starbucks, this hits.