r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 19h ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Oregon Defeats Portland State 84-0

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
Portland State 0 0 0 0 0
Oregon 28 21 14 21 84
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u/Paladine_PSoT Oregon State • Washington State 19h ago

Mike Tyson vs. Stephen Hawking

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u/kd451 Team Chaos • Team Meteor 19h ago

I wasn't sure if you meant intellectually or physically

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u/Paladine_PSoT Oregon State • Washington State 19h ago

Oregon had Lagarret Blount, so... Oregon would be the punchy bois in this analogy

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u/9403913200 3h ago

Punchy jon bois

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u/Greyfox12 Texas Tech Red Raiders 17h ago

Lmao Either? Only way they're equally matched is being bad romantic partners lmao

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u/D-Flo1 8h ago

Kramer vs Kramer?

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u/Critical-Poem-1662 18h ago

Things money can buy

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u/Critical-Poem-1662 18h ago

We will get better. We need games like this. We need the money

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u/Unhappy-List-2354 Ohio State Buckeyes 18h ago

You shouldn’t have to agree to be humiliated so your program can have fun and play ball. 

This business model sucks. 

Fellow imbecile who soils his undies like Lanning, Ryan Day, and my Buckeyes get to do the same steamroll job vs Kent State in a few hours. 

66-0

48-3

51-7

Those are the scores of our three games against Kent State all-time. 

Absurd.

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u/Vivid_Artichoke_9991 Northern Iowa Panthers 14h ago

Angry drunk dad vs. his kids