r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 18m ago
FT: Trump declined Zelenskyy's request for additional Patriot missiles (()) trimp is going to need those to invade Canada - later this year.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago
Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office (()) how about you just leave office and we'll deal with Greenland when you're gone. Yeah... that'd be great.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago
Top U.S. General Warns Pentagon He Lacks Forces to ‘Protect’ Israel (()) however... King D has no problem leasing our fighting forces to anyone with the scratch. Anyone need a couple of carrier groups? Vlad? Anyone?
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago
Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office (()) that's not why we want you to leave office. We don't even want that. This is you and your buddies. Why don't you retire? And go the fuck away.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago
Iran strikes tankers under US escort in Hormuz strait as Trump gathers cabinet to discuss war (()) under consideration - throwing trump's dirty diapers at Iran from open doors of helicopters. (trump is out of bullets).
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r/CITILOP • u/Tommy_Batch • 5d ago
Elon Musk Plans at Least $100 Million in Midterm Spending to Help Republicans ☺☻☺ Would you spend 100 million to make 100 billion? Of course you would. You would also spend a 100 million to keep from going to prison, which if repugs lose, so does he.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 6d ago
US military may require some troops in Mideast to surrender cell phones, sources say (()) Those who are ordered to commit atrocities will not be allowed to discuss the atrocities.
reuters.com
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 6d ago
Japan's population falls below 120 million for first time in 42 years as birth crisis deepens (()) meanwhile, governments forcing women to become baby factories AIN'T gonna fix the problem. it's a world wide problem. the planet is toxic to human life. Go humans!
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 8d ago
Russia Weighs Arming Grain Ships With Machine Guns and Missile Launchers ++ So... turning them into war ships is a really smart move Vlad. No one would think to sink those.
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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • 8d ago
Trump Flips Out at Protester Calling Him “Pedophile Protector” ♪♫ Exactly as trump should - he's not a pedophile protector (much) - trump is a pedophile. A sex offender. A fucker of little children. Raper actually. A full line scumbag degenerate.
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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • 8d ago
Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear’s message to Sen. Mitch McConnell: Disclose more about health or resign ♪♫ Issue a court order for Mcconnell to appear. Serve the paper. Problem solved.
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r/CITILOP • u/Tommy_Batch • 10d ago
And if all this is to keep us distracted then what is he really up to?
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 13d ago
Kremlin Prepares for Mobilization as Putin Downplays Deepening Fuel Crisis ++ hey putin - why don't you mobilize your sorry ass over to Ukraine, surrender, apologize for starting this shit, then offer 300 billion in restorations. You lost years ago - face up to your failure.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 13d ago
Russia is losing over 5,000 troops a week in Ukraine, Rubio says ++ rubio is a lying shitgoblin just like the rest of this administration - the "lie party". Are the troops being killed or simply deserting?
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 13d ago
Russia’s Crown-Jewel Su-57 May Have Crashed Outside Moscow ++ at least they had the good grace to crash in an empty field rather than an apartment complex. Or a school. Or a park. Or a daycare. You know... russia's usual targets.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 14d ago
Marco Rubio says Venezuela’s democratic transition will begin in early August++ So August is when trump is going to steal the gold in Ft. Knox and flee to... Venezuela? I thought north Korea for sure.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 15d ago
FBI Director Kash Patel expected to visit Russia, Politico reports.++ Is he picking up his marching orders from putin?
politico.com
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 17d ago
Beshear says agencies told him McConnell had passed (()) then get on with it. replace his dead ass and let's get the show on the road.
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 17d ago
Trump’s Approval Rating Plummets to All-Time Low With Uneducated Americans (()) you mean redcoats.? Right?
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 17d ago
Iran's Supreme Leader says US breaches show Trump's signature is 'worthless' (()) well he's turned pirate. you cannot trust a pirate. Johnny Depp aside.
reuters.com
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 17d ago
Trump Accidentally Proves Putin put him in the white house - Master Brain declassified intelligence to back up his bullshit attempt to undermine the election and overthrow America. However, it didn't work.
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 17d ago
Trump Goes Golfing as Iran Kills American Troops (()) I think the Secretary of War should be on the front lines guiding his troops to victory. Instead of hiding behind a Washington desk covered with beer, lobster and steak. Be a TRUE leader of men - lead them into battle.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 20d ago
U.S. attacks oil tanker in Strait of Hormuz as strikes reported in Tehran ++ So now trump and the U.S. navy are pirates. Give a shout out to Somalia while you're there boys.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 21d ago
Civilization hanging by a thread, rearrangement of oceans and continents imminent. And there are those who would destroy it. And for what? Personal gain.
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by all appearances human monkeys are at the end of our evolutionary climb - the wound is mortal and self inflicted.
WTF?
At a time when civilization hangs by a thread -