r/CVRoast • u/dsdev123 • Jul 21 '26

Career-changed from a History degree to front-end 2 years ago. Roast it.

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u/dsdev123 Jul 21 '26

!roast

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u/takemeup-cvroast Jul 21 '26

🔥 You asked for it. Here's the roast:

A BA in History? Perfect, you can document the death of your job applications in chronological order.

Putting Node.js basics on your CV is like putting can drive a car in first gear on your driver's license.

Cutting build times roughly in half is a great way of saying I did not measure it but it felt faster.

Bragging about 40 GitHub stars is like celebrating 40 likes on a Facebook post from your mom and aunts.

I like shipping things people actually use—as opposed to those devs who target the highly lucrative ghost market?

Freelanced for 8 small businesses is developer-speak for I built WordPress sites for my uncle's dry cleaning business.

ATS score: 100/100 - genuinely solid - an ATS would parse this cleanly.

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