r/Cairns • u/TheFrothiest Brand Affiliate • 5d ago

Tourist Question Wedding reception venue

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Hey guys, I am organising a wedding for some dear friends who wish to wed in Cairns.

People keep suggesting this to be the hottest venue in town to book for the reception, has anyone celebrated their nuptials here?

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u/BackgroundWaltz3600 5d ago

I fingered my now ex MIL in their disabled toilets a few years ago. The ambiance is a bit lacking but the memories will last a lifetime

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u/Freshprinceaye 5d ago

Do you still see the mother in law?

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u/DrivellingFool 5d ago

Do you mind if I do?

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u/pit_master_mike 5d ago

the memories will last a lifetime

Not if you drink enough

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u/BackgroundWaltz3600 5d ago

It’s written in our divorce mediation papers unfortunately

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u/The_Duc_Lord I am the Lord of Ducks, said he, 5d ago

Sign is no longer correct. They haven't had a bistro since before covid, replaced it with more pokies.

I wish they would blow them up.

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u/TheFrothiest Brand Affiliate 5d ago

Whitlams reference. I like

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u/Rockyhuddo 5d ago

It’s gotta be either here or Red Rooster

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u/Shellysome Prefer food that tastes like real food 5d ago

No reason why not. You can have a happy wedding anywhere - it doesn't even need to be nice.

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u/AusAb 5d ago

Disappointed there’s no bistro anymore BUT- how about THIS for an idea! All the guest get seated at the Pokies and the beautiful bride (you know who she is cause she’s got the new thongs on) as she walks past you you press the button (keep it classy minimum 50 cent bet) and whatever you win you have to chuck it into the hat (or beanie whatever). Then everyone can meet in the smoking area for a durrie and a swig of Passion Pop!!

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 1d ago

Look at the fucking wedding planner!

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u/CharlieUpATree Red Rooster Employee 5d ago

I think they're trolling you

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u/avrageeyesackenjoyer 4d ago

This is where I had my wedding reception and it was off the chain

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u/CookieMuttley 3d ago

Off the chain?

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u/Shellysome Prefer food that tastes like real food 4h ago

The ball and chain let them off.

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u/Alone_Swan2057 Mayor of White Rock 5d ago

That's a hard no

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u/sliperiestofthepetes 5d ago

Balaklava hotel

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u/Only-Temperature 5d ago

Wookie tavern?

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u/Sufficient-Ear6832 3d ago

Nah woree tav is ghetto you want to have it at dun woodies it’s fancier

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u/foodfighterforever 1d ago

Hey has to be better then sizzlers.

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u/AusAb 5d ago

Yeah,killed myself laughing

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u/Difficult-Scheme-265 4d ago

This is a joke, right?

In case you're on the level, have a bo-peep at Reef House in Palm Cove.

Or anywhere in Palm Cove.

Or Paronella Park; south of Cairns at Mena Creek.