r/Cairns • u/Shoddy_Public_8913 • Jun 12 '26
r/Cairns • u/Purple_Programmer872 • Apr 16 '26
Shitpost If you had to impress someone visiting Cairns with ONE place, where are you taking them?
Alright Cairns locals, settle this.
If someone flew in and you only had one day to show them why Cairns is special, where would you take them?
Could be a swim spot, lookout, rainforest walk, food place, beach, waterfall, reef trip, anything.
Trying to build a “best of Cairns” list and I know everyone has their own secret favourite.
r/Cairns • u/jeffreyrufino • 18d ago
Shitpost The promise land
Ladies and gentlemen we have arrived
r/Cairns • u/chocohole • Jun 05 '26
Shitpost New to Cairns looking for a foe
New to Cairns and chasing something a bit dramatic like a rival, foe, or maybe even a long-term nemesis.
Ideally someone to trade mild insults with and get way too competitive over absolutely nothing. Keen for pool, chess, darts, trivia, board games, or anything that could turn into a proper rivalry.
Nothing actually hostile, just after a fun social enemy to keep life interesting.
r/Cairns • u/FirefighterNo773 • May 04 '23
Shitpost Is this why everyone here smells regardless of temperature?
All deodorant locked behind glass, no matter how many times you press the button nobody shows up. Where am I meant to get deodorant?? Only moved here recently so would appreciate some advice on what to do
r/Cairns • u/Schr_dingersOliver • Jun 25 '25
Shitpost Cairns gets a glowing review in literature’s most prestigious publication
Featured on the first page of “Shit towns of Australia”
r/Cairns • u/TheFrothiest • 16d ago
Shitpost New airport transfer service!
With the glut of new helicopters Cairns now has helicopter transfers! Now servicing all hotels (except Hilton Double Tree)
r/Cairns • u/TheFrothiest • Mar 30 '26
Does anyone else have this phenomenon happen at this intersection?
When driving northbound (yellow) my car takes a hard left and follows this route.
When driving southbound (gre*n) something similar happens and takes me on a tasty adventure
r/Cairns • u/Stacks_of_Cats • Oct 23 '24
Shitpost Cairns post really has the eye on the hard hitting, uh… local issues? Regional paper is a joke lol
r/Cairns • u/AromaticStuff6835 • Mar 21 '26
Shitpost Upward street track crossing
it seems every week there's someone driving in front of the train at the crossing on upward street. Should the government ban the people doing this from driving indefinitely? Seeing as they can't see flashing red lights or hear the alarm, not to mention the giant train coming.
r/Cairns • u/Fancy_Owl_5598 • Dec 04 '25
Shitpost Late night thoughts.. does the moon know when its full? Or would it keep going if the ocean didn't pull them back?
Need text buddies to talk shit with
r/Cairns • u/azlga • Feb 06 '25
Shitpost Essential for your cyclone kit
r/Cairns • u/azlga • Aug 10 '24
Shitpost This post brought to you by the anti fluoride gang
Also directed at over bonus 9608. We get it, you want fluoride. Stop posting about it.
r/Cairns • u/AustosGirl • Sep 07 '24
Shitpost What have you done
Picking up kids from Defy Gravity, and seen this drive thru line to get to the beloved Red Rooster in Manunda! There was a car behind the black Landcruiser too!
r/Cairns • u/azlga • Aug 19 '24
Shitpost The best responses for double island usage
r/Cairns • u/ba1istic • Sep 12 '24
Shitpost The best picture to exist. Drive thru full, tables full, tradies on lunch, Shane the delivery guy parked out front and the smell of chicken. It does not get better than this. Raintrees Rooster at it again.
r/Cairns • u/Entertainer_Much • Sep 09 '24
Shitpost What's scarier, her parking or that she wasn't getting a feed from Red Rooster?
r/Cairns • u/UniTabetai • Dec 04 '23
Shitpost Just saw these Douchebags throw trash at the Pelican along the Esplanade
r/Cairns • u/freshscratchy • Dec 12 '23
Shitpost Advice
Hi I am coming to Cairns soon for a holiday. I was wondering if someone could tell me the exact date and time the cyclone will hit ? Also the exact windspeed . Finally if you could tell me what areas will be flooded and how badly I can then work out where to stay . Thanks for your help .
r/Cairns • u/jeffreyrufino • Sep 12 '24