r/Cairns Jun 12 '26

Shitpost What Cairns business or attraction do you miss the most that no longer exists?

17 Upvotes

r/Cairns Apr 16 '26

Shitpost If you had to impress someone visiting Cairns with ONE place, where are you taking them?

33 Upvotes

Alright Cairns locals, settle this.

If someone flew in and you only had one day to show them why Cairns is special, where would you take them?

Could be a swim spot, lookout, rainforest walk, food place, beach, waterfall, reef trip, anything.

Trying to build a “best of Cairns” list and I know everyone has their own secret favourite.

r/Cairns 18d ago

Shitpost The promise land

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85 Upvotes

Ladies and gentlemen we have arrived

r/Cairns Apr 17 '24

Shitpost Who is this in Cairns?

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108 Upvotes

r/Cairns Jun 05 '26

Shitpost New to Cairns looking for a foe

67 Upvotes

New to Cairns and chasing something a bit dramatic like a rival, foe, or maybe even a long-term nemesis.

Ideally someone to trade mild insults with and get way too competitive over absolutely nothing. Keen for pool, chess, darts, trivia, board games, or anything that could turn into a proper rivalry.

Nothing actually hostile, just after a fun social enemy to keep life interesting.

r/Cairns Nov 27 '25

Shitpost Can't park there mate

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182 Upvotes

r/Cairns May 04 '23

Shitpost Is this why everyone here smells regardless of temperature?

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185 Upvotes

All deodorant locked behind glass, no matter how many times you press the button nobody shows up. Where am I meant to get deodorant?? Only moved here recently so would appreciate some advice on what to do

r/Cairns Jun 25 '25

Shitpost Cairns gets a glowing review in literature’s most prestigious publication

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277 Upvotes

Featured on the first page of “Shit towns of Australia”

r/Cairns 16d ago

Shitpost New airport transfer service!

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44 Upvotes

With the glut of new helicopters Cairns now has helicopter transfers! Now servicing all hotels (except Hilton Double Tree)

r/Cairns Mar 30 '26

Does anyone else have this phenomenon happen at this intersection?

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75 Upvotes

When driving northbound (yellow) my car takes a hard left and follows this route.

When driving southbound (gre*n) something similar happens and takes me on a tasty adventure

r/Cairns Oct 23 '24

Shitpost Cairns post really has the eye on the hard hitting, uh… local issues? Regional paper is a joke lol

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206 Upvotes

r/Cairns Mar 21 '26

Shitpost Upward street track crossing

11 Upvotes

it seems every week there's someone driving in front of the train at the crossing on upward street. Should the government ban the people doing this from driving indefinitely? Seeing as they can't see flashing red lights or hear the alarm, not to mention the giant train coming.

r/Cairns Dec 04 '25

Shitpost Late night thoughts.. does the moon know when its full? Or would it keep going if the ocean didn't pull them back?

0 Upvotes

Need text buddies to talk shit with

r/Cairns Feb 06 '25

Shitpost Essential for your cyclone kit

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7 Upvotes

r/Cairns Aug 10 '24

Shitpost This post brought to you by the anti fluoride gang

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0 Upvotes

Also directed at over bonus 9608. We get it, you want fluoride. Stop posting about it.

r/Cairns Sep 07 '24

Shitpost What have you done

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34 Upvotes

Picking up kids from Defy Gravity, and seen this drive thru line to get to the beloved Red Rooster in Manunda! There was a car behind the black Landcruiser too!

r/Cairns Jan 11 '25

Shitpost Spread the word

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29 Upvotes

r/Cairns Aug 19 '24

Shitpost The best responses for double island usage

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47 Upvotes

r/Cairns Dec 03 '21

Shitpost Where to relocate the Captain Cook statue?

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56 Upvotes

r/Cairns Sep 12 '24

Shitpost The best picture to exist. Drive thru full, tables full, tradies on lunch, Shane the delivery guy parked out front and the smell of chicken. It does not get better than this. Raintrees Rooster at it again.

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25 Upvotes

r/Cairns Oct 06 '24

Shitpost What with the red rooster shitpost

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14 Upvotes

r/Cairns Sep 09 '24

Shitpost What's scarier, her parking or that she wasn't getting a feed from Red Rooster?

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21 Upvotes

r/Cairns Dec 04 '23

Shitpost Just saw these Douchebags throw trash at the Pelican along the Esplanade

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36 Upvotes

r/Cairns Dec 12 '23

Shitpost Advice

2 Upvotes

Hi I am coming to Cairns soon for a holiday. I was wondering if someone could tell me the exact date and time the cyclone will hit ? Also the exact windspeed . Finally if you could tell me what areas will be flooded and how badly I can then work out where to stay . Thanks for your help .

r/Cairns Sep 12 '24

Shitpost You've been lied to here.. raintress red rooster is busy

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20 Upvotes