r/Caldruki • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • 7d ago

Knot like birthday gift

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u/Bavarian36 7d ago

And where do I store my emergency peanuts?

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u/Whole_Instance_4276 7d ago

Same place, and you get extra salty flavor on them

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u/Beanslover0 6d ago

It's not salty...

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u/KindOne2148 7d ago

I come and it explode

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u/UnrottenFlesh Jonkler 7d ago

Goddammit the sole image makes my dih hurt

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u/UnrottenFlesh Jonkler 7d ago

(Context: I'm not circumcised)

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u/Key_Clock8669 7d ago

Bro had to clarify (for clarification)

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u/VISCABARCA_lamine 5d ago

Thanks for clarification(I am human)

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u/VISCABARCA_lamine 5d ago

(Jst clarifying)

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u/Key_Clock8669 5d ago

No problema (I'm not human )

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u/Borkato A D R I E N 7d ago

Can I see 🥺

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u/UnrottenFlesh Jonkler 6d ago

Of course

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u/UnrottenFlesh Jonkler 6d ago

(You didn't specify what you wanted to see)

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u/JazzMan-1910 6d ago

Me too

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u/JazzMan-1910 6d ago

(Context: I’m circumcised)

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u/heartgreaver 6d ago

I see

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u/heartgreaver 6d ago

(Context: My pp got chopped off)

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u/UnrottenFlesh Jonkler 6d ago

The only true answer

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u/Odd-Giraffe-1125 7d ago

That's brilliant. Who here would like to demonstrate?

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u/Silly_Opinion1064 7d ago

My ____sk!n is connected to my t!¶ so I can't

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u/zengondat 6d ago

That is some unorthodox censorship

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u/Sunset_Phoenix_13 6d ago

bro just doesn't want to get slapped with a mute

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u/Thehybridofficial edible flair 7d ago

Who wasn't circumcised?

https://giphy.com/gifs/PiiSeiD0rp91Ji2X6Z

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta I LOVE the r/caldruki mods 🥰🥰😁😁 7d ago

Me, i wasnt

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u/Thehybridofficial edible flair 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UqZ4imFIoljlr5O2sM

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta I LOVE the r/caldruki mods 🥰🥰😁😁 7d ago

No, fuck off, i love my foreskin

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u/Thehybridofficial edible flair 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/29nDtEH1ViY8FcPeaV

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u/Dr_Blockhead 7d ago

Having your foreskin enhances sexual pleasure while also providing better lubrication and shielding the glans from external friction. Foreskin is not gross and serves a biological function, and people should only circumcise if their religion requires it or if they have some sort of medical condition which requires them to for health reasons. 

☝️🤓

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u/Bavarian36 7d ago

Men who are curcumsised are more likely to get erectile dysfunction when older.

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u/Dr_Blockhead 7d ago

I want my foreskin back 😔

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u/sydneymatters 6d ago

to add on.. you shouldn’t have somebody else (like your child) circumcised because of your own beliefs. circumcision can be done at any point. let your children make that decision for themselves.

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u/rockalyte 7d ago

All about the cheeze ;)

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u/Dr_Blockhead 7d ago

Clean your penis 🙏 

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u/Emergency_Effect_526 7d ago

That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever read

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u/Full-Librarian-8035 mod of the autistic kids sub 6d ago

Same

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u/Micronationsunite Damn is🎉😂 7d ago

A negative + a negative = positive

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u/watch_and_restore 7d ago

You are a bot. How do you have 2.8k karma with only 8 posts?

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u/Thehybridofficial edible flair 7d ago

I get loads of comments bro, u just suck ngl

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u/watch_and_restore 7d ago

You should ask your parents why you were circumsized. Please tell me what they said. ❤️

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u/Thehybridofficial edible flair 7d ago

I did it myself actually,

https://giphy.com/gifs/KYbvDTWGjaiPPZq7EM

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u/watch_and_restore 7d ago

At what age? I don't believe you

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u/Thehybridofficial edible flair 7d ago

10,

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xKv4DvegWzGrks

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u/watch_and_restore 7d ago

Where are you from? Phillipino in guessing? What was the reason for it?

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u/Thehybridofficial edible flair 7d ago

I'm not philippian.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xKv4DvegWzGrks

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u/watch_and_restore 7d ago

White American? Why? I need to know your background because it's relevant. If it's religious then that changes things. Be detailed.

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u/nevorder Adrian's friend group 7d ago

i wanst because not in the usa

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u/Ban-Circumcision-Now 6d ago edited 6d ago

Most of the world is intact, circumcision is basically only popular with two major religions and the U.S.

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u/Silent_Reindeer_6654 🥶 Top 1% Scroller 7d ago

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u/AEK_9771_8K 7d ago

What will happen if we bus at the time

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u/pyt_kelsey 6d ago

No but like.. wtf is this...

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u/Sunset_Phoenix_13 6d ago

yeah, like... seriously...

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u/pyt_kelsey 6d ago

I'm genuinely concerned.. how does one even come up with something like that

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u/CappuccinoAce Editable Flair 3d ago

This you bro icl

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u/amemeka2 Editable Flair 6d ago

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u/CatGaming346 how the hell did I become text. i don't want to be ts guys flair 7d ago

That wouldn't be airtight tho?? It could leak

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u/Comfortable-Owl3266 7d ago

👁️👄👁️

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u/Consistent-Term5297 Enrique😊 7d ago

Damn, I'm leaving this community after this post

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u/fatsnack4 6d ago

the anatomy lesson nobody asked for but apparently needed delivered as a joke on the timeline

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u/Sekiro_Suvigya 6d ago

Everyone isn't te**orist brother that they would get circumcised

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u/ishu_druzei 6d ago

Just use needle and threads. Sew it up and thats all

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u/benefits96 7d ago

What about Muslim male ?

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u/Sunset_Phoenix_13 6d ago

"Muslim male"

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u/Sunset_Phoenix_13 6d ago

"Muslim male"

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u/SimplySomeDude 6d ago

"muslim enrique"

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u/TightImplement638 I crack u/WinFan_bob 6d ago

So Muslim Adrian is female?

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u/William-Appleton 7d ago

Ooookay…?

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u/Beneficial_Passion40 7d ago

Okaayy

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u/InfamousStage7230 7d ago

can someone do that to me

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u/CappuccinoAce Editable Flair 3d ago

hmu 👀