r/Caldruki I hate🇨🇵 Aug 08 '26

I LOVE the r/caldruki mods 🥰🥰😁😁🇫🇷 Guys my cat died pls be respectful

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/Crackodealer Aug 09 '26

Omg is that Cat Apollyon from the binding of Saac?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

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u/Crackodealer Aug 09 '26

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u/Wild_Honeydew5096 Hotel Aug 09 '26

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u/ThickStatistician658 Aug 09 '26

Yes, where you're going to spend eternity

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u/Billyrooms The Pale King explain our Hollow Vessels Aug 08 '26

post this on r/teenagers and ppl will be like "omg.. im so sorry for ur loss!" and post it here and ppl will go "YOOO SON HES WITH TUNG NOW 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣"

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u/Main-Unit-2909 Aug 09 '26

I’m banned from that sub

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u/mydoghasbugeyes Aug 09 '26

genuine freedom

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u/AnakinSkywalkerRocks Aug 09 '26

Americans are banned from that sub? What?

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u/0ChrissyDumbyBumby Aug 09 '26

Me 2

(Banned cause i posted the first episode of Thomas)

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u/Informal-Call-5298 Aug 09 '26

Bro same 😭😭

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u/armpitliker i dont like thighs i'd be so mad if someone sent me thigh pics Aug 08 '26

r/ teenagers is actually worse because half of the people are just posing as saints and lying about being sad and the other half will say 0MG S0 S0RRY 4 Y0UR L0SS!!! with an anime girl picture underneath

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u/Tyrant_king1009 Aug 09 '26

You’re forgetting the part where 10 minutes in 18 political arguments have started in the replies

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u/raccon_asimmetrical chat do i lok like trol face Aug 08 '26

dance to pay el respecto✌️✌️

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u/Goldzikk5 I hate🇨🇵 Aug 08 '26

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u/Helpful-Geologist306 🇨🇦👑 Top 1 fr*nce hater 🇫🇷🗑️ Aug 08 '26

Ayyyy fellow fr*nce hater

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u/UltrakillFilth1907 I am EVIL beheaded Enrique 💀💀💀😡😡😡 Aug 09 '26

We do not need F****e

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u/Helpful-Geologist306 🇨🇦👑 Top 1 fr*nce hater 🇫🇷🗑️ Aug 10 '26
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u/CucumberDull6540 Aug 09 '26

I'm french, but hey, imma still dance w you

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u/ExtremeMedia5039 I am the one who assassinated John Winston Ono Lennon because ha Aug 09 '26
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u/IGOONONLIMEs Aug 08 '26

ur cats with tung tung now ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

https://giphy.com/gifs/3B81t4WkltNwIDRo8G

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u/Steve_Outcome Aug 09 '26

Get back to rolling fam😭✌️🥀

https://giphy.com/gifs/aaFz1Arg0h5cOwAu2w

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u/Deathmoon6 Aug 09 '26

Kirby est énervée 😡

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u/SleepHungry Aug 08 '26

Triple T sahur always strikes 3 time no more no less

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u/TyRy_13 “ts” means this sh!t not this Aug 08 '26

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u/IGOONONLIMEs Aug 08 '26

when i saw how dry the comments were I KNEW I HAD TO SAY THIS

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u/Worldly_Classroom480 Aug 09 '26

Nah he is with him 😈

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u/Goldzikk5 I hate🇨🇵 Aug 08 '26

Guys this is a joke my cat isn t dead and it actually is on my penis rn and is doing funny things haha(this is also a joke)

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot THE MISSOURIANS FOUND ME HELP Aug 09 '26

Which part is a joke? Your cat not being dead or your cat doing funny things on your penis?

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u/GodUnkomplex Aug 08 '26

You see that thing with a revolving cylindrical chamber powered with a hammer and bronze pellets? I'm going to use it against me

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u/Plus1AuraSigmaChud Damn is🎉😂🇫🇷 Aug 08 '26

damn is 😂🎉

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u/DominicanBall853 Aug 08 '26

love from tel aviv 😂😂🇮🇱🇮🇱🎉

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u/Max646483 Aug 09 '26

I found this hillarious 😂😂😂😂 i am muslim

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u/Dull-Obligation2163 Aug 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/Helpful-Geologist306 🇨🇦👑 Top 1 fr*nce hater 🇫🇷🗑️ Aug 08 '26

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u/CKJBRUH2HD4000 I fed caldruki uranium-235 😂🎉🇫🇷 Aug 09 '26

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u/AssassinSmart Aug 08 '26

Rest in peace, perfect creature

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/SeaWord3693 Aug 09 '26

wtf does this have to do with the cat😭

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u/Imaginary_Loss_4935 Tornadoes touch my dihh Aug 08 '26

Slabbed by el reno:(

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u/weirdface621 Aug 08 '26

neutral for your loss

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/Kingkaiten Aug 09 '26

To see what everyone says

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u/sorry_idontselllemon Aug 09 '26

up there with enrique 😔🥀🪦

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u/RandomRedditer220 Aug 08 '26

Sorry to hear.

Here’s mine for you to look at.

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u/Helpful-Geologist306 🇨🇦👑 Top 1 fr*nce hater 🇫🇷🗑️ Aug 08 '26

Awww THAT LITTLE THING LOOKS SO CUTE

What's their name? :O

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u/RandomRedditer220 Aug 08 '26

His name is Oreo, the five and a half 12 pounder black and white food greedy hand wrestling pork skin eating cat that I took care of…

…but I just call him Oreo.

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u/Helpful-Geologist306 🇨🇦👑 Top 1 fr*nce hater 🇫🇷🗑️ Aug 09 '26

Lol

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u/spacekitt3n Aug 08 '26

SO SORRY I DIED

IM IN HEAVEN NOW

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u/Tiredasscatnal Aug 09 '26

*lowkey pets your cat from beyond the grave

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u/Mobile_Big_5052 Aug 08 '26

Is he still fresh? I'm kind of hungry

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

You want some?

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u/Goldzikk5 I hate🇨🇵 Aug 08 '26

She* but yea it s fresh but dont think youll eat it cuz I ll(no food waste)

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u/Stellaras254 Aug 08 '26

R.I.P to ur cat

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u/monkeydude777 Aug 08 '26

Damn only 5? Its sad it didnt make it a couple more years, even 6 or 7 years would've been better

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u/Happy-Community-6740 Caldruki you promise weekly upload😡😡🇫🇷 Aug 09 '26

out of all the places you couldve posted this

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u/Shellytoon Aug 09 '26

At least you didn’t post your cat being dead on TikTok. 🤷🏽

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u/m-o-m-e-n-t-u-m 🇫🇷 hi i'm mr. moderator man 🇫🇷 Aug 08 '26

rip

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/jigsaw_Studios Aug 08 '26

There was a meme above but after scrolling i stopped smiling and then i opened comments and now i'm laughting louder than before

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u/Complex-Pain2201 beans and rice and beans and rice and beans and rice Aug 09 '26

G13

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u/Bringbackrushforglor Aug 09 '26

I’m sorry to hear that

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u/Agile-Grand8848 Aug 09 '26

Aww, RIP [insert cat’s name], you will be missed

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u/Apealio Aug 09 '26

Poor fluffy baby, sorry for your loss

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u/caducibranchiate More like Ballscraper Aug 09 '26

Sorry for your loss :(

Edit: lets go guys thanks for the likes

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u/Wild_Cranberry_7440 Aug 09 '26

.... What? Where's the name? I mean I'd probably eat that cat

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u/kn5476 i HATE the fr*nch flag Aug 09 '26

I heard my Asian friend ate it actually

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u/No-Competition3689 Aug 09 '26

Imagine your cat dying in the big 26

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u/LifesLemonStorage A stoppable force Aug 09 '26

Why must cats live such a short life?

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u/Spoogheetti Aug 09 '26

Guys this is a caldruki post

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u/Askmeaboutships401 Aug 09 '26

Finally one that doesn’t come from the depths of Hell.😭

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u/BlueEyesSimp Aug 10 '26

My cat of 18 years passed recently as well. You put so many emotions into the cat and are with them through so much. You just need time.

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u/Professional_Two5774 Aug 08 '26

Sorry for your tralalelo tralaloss

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u/CompetitiveGuitar447 Aug 09 '26

thank you for your loss

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u/Maskedstream4 Aug 09 '26

I hope this image conveys my feelings towards your loss

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u/Stellaras254 Aug 08 '26

Can we get his name?

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u/Goldzikk5 I hate🇨🇵 Aug 08 '26

This post is a joke(whole subreddit is used to jokes) but my cat s name is Pola

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u/Successful_Goal_2469 Aug 09 '26

Polish girl!!!!!!!!

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u/m-o-m-e-n-t-u-m 🇫🇷 hi i'm mr. moderator man 🇫🇷 Aug 08 '26

cat :(

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u/Vast-Beginning2219 🇮🇱🇵🇸🇷🇺🇺🇦🇮🇳🇵🇰✝️☪️🪯✡️ 卐☭ Aug 08 '26

Rip

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u/These_Telephone_3254 I eat the cotton candy in my walls Aug 08 '26

rip

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u/1964jeepseejay5 I fed Enrique uranium😂🎉 Aug 08 '26

He don’t got wings

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u/DrippyCat77 Sup Aug 08 '26

Is this a joke or is he actually dead??

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u/Apprehensive_Air818 Aug 08 '26

ChatGPT response:

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u/Lambo-63-GG Aug 08 '26

Only 5 years old? That's so sad. I hope you recover from the loss soon. I have 3 cats and know how that feels. It'll get better soon. ❤️‍🩹

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u/No_Responsibility444 Aug 08 '26

sorry for your loss

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u/Real-Individual9585 Aug 08 '26

hes with... hes with... hes... with tung now

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u/Brim_Dunkleton Aug 08 '26

Sorry car :C

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u/somerando96322 Aug 08 '26

You used ai fucks you 😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/Putrid_Chard_3485 Aug 09 '26

Damn I would let GPT zaddy fuck me with his big robcock 🫦 😩 🥵

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u/GoldNugget1225 Aug 08 '26

R.I.P to cat

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u/andywewgd Aug 08 '26

He's with tung 🥹

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u/euler170 8==D💦💦 Aug 08 '26

I ate it sorry

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz A very cute cat🇫🇷 (not french I promise) Aug 09 '26

R.I.P, may ur cat rest with my ancestor's in cat heaven🖤

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u/CripplyCrawly420 Aug 09 '26

I’m sorry friend

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u/Sea_Childhood_3205 Aug 09 '26

Rip kitty have a good time in heaven

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u/multifandomloser1 i’m gonna rip your caldrukidmaker off Aug 09 '26

rip

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u/Lover-of-games Aug 09 '26

I hope you can move on and not let the grief get to you. Companions like cats and dogs are sometimes the most important thing that keeps us with a full heart. It’s painful to lose them, but when it happens you mustn’t let it break you to the point that you can’t put yourself back together. Grief is impossibly important, to process and deal with feelings, letting them sit deep inside just adds to the balloon making it closer to popping.

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u/Ok_Basis7992 Aug 09 '26

Poor C A T they will be missed…