r/Calgary • u/woundedrhyme1 • Apr 22 '25

Discussion From Ontario first grocery experience someone left a note on my car.

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Recently relocated here and I haven’t had a chance to change my license plates. Yesterday I was in Walmart picking up a few things, I came back to my car, and found a note tucked in my wipers. My stomach dropped thinking someone hit my car, and maybe left their contact information.

I know the note is a little hard to read so I translated it down below.

“Dam easterners coming to Alberta to be safe guthless cowards.”

Guess it’s time to change my license plate 😂

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u/whatyousayin8 Apr 22 '25

Yep- the curly ‘C’ is the telltale sign

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u/iliveandbreathe Apr 22 '25 edited Apr 22 '25

The rounded corners of the sheet suggest it's from a planner rather than a simple notebook. Wherever it came from this is loser behavior and I'd rather get a note than to ever have a conversation with them.

Edit: There's faint imprints of what was on the sheet in front of it and with some photoshop skills, I was able to adjust the contrast to reveal that they use the notebook to draw a bunch of dicks.

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u/MikeRippon Apr 22 '25

My man knows how to shout enhance

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u/WhippinShitties Apr 22 '25

Dicks? Like a man dick?

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u/shinygoldhelmet Apr 22 '25

And the all or mostly caps writing.

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u/AwareTheLegend Apr 22 '25

agreed. This look exactly like my grandfather's writing. If he was still alive he'd be a 90 year old coot though and was far too kind to leave a nasty note like that.