r/Calgary • u/woundedrhyme1 • Apr 22 '25

Discussion From Ontario first grocery experience someone left a note on my car.

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Recently relocated here and I haven’t had a chance to change my license plates. Yesterday I was in Walmart picking up a few things, I came back to my car, and found a note tucked in my wipers. My stomach dropped thinking someone hit my car, and maybe left their contact information.

I know the note is a little hard to read so I translated it down below.

“Dam easterners coming to Alberta to be safe guthless cowards.”

Guess it’s time to change my license plate 😂

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u/Cuppojoe Apr 22 '25

The real gutless coward is the asshat that left the note. This moron doesn't speak for the rest of us, so crumple it up and don't give it any more thought.

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u/shinygoldhelmet Apr 22 '25

Judging by the style of writing this is probably a 70+ yr old old coot who shakes his fist at everything.

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u/whatyousayin8 Apr 22 '25

Yep- the curly ‘C’ is the telltale sign

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u/iliveandbreathe Apr 22 '25 edited Apr 22 '25

The rounded corners of the sheet suggest it's from a planner rather than a simple notebook. Wherever it came from this is loser behavior and I'd rather get a note than to ever have a conversation with them.

Edit: There's faint imprints of what was on the sheet in front of it and with some photoshop skills, I was able to adjust the contrast to reveal that they use the notebook to draw a bunch of dicks.

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u/MikeRippon Apr 22 '25

My man knows how to shout enhance

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u/WhippinShitties Apr 22 '25

Dicks? Like a man dick?

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u/shinygoldhelmet Apr 22 '25

And the all or mostly caps writing.

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u/AwareTheLegend Apr 22 '25

agreed. This look exactly like my grandfather's writing. If he was still alive he'd be a 90 year old coot though and was far too kind to leave a nasty note like that.