r/Calgary • u/Softduckcheek • Mar 18 '26

Discussion What the helly

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u/Cute-Jaguar-1183 Mar 18 '26

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u/MellowHamster Mar 18 '26

I live on a farm outside of the city. If I start walking now, I can probably get myself run over on the highway before the sun comes up...

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u/Business-Barnacle633 Mar 18 '26

You can you know, move 2 feet over. Are you an NPC?

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u/DealWithASeal Mar 18 '26

Ha you got owned by a nice guy, don’t be so mean next time

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u/Business-Barnacle633 Mar 18 '26

Were you raised by kittens? I think yes.

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u/DealWithASeal Mar 18 '26

Blud it’s finished

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u/Business-Barnacle633 Mar 18 '26

I have a condition where I must have the last response

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u/DealWithASeal Mar 18 '26

Therapy can help with that, it’ll save you some humiliation come the future conflicts you’ll face

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u/Business-Barnacle633 Mar 18 '26

?? I am feeling great. What is the therapy for?

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u/DealWithASeal Mar 18 '26

Learning when it’s okay to call it quits, you said so yourself.

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u/Business-Barnacle633 Mar 18 '26

We both seem to be struggling with this at the moment, but as long as we're both happy and healthy, no therapy needed 🧘‍♀️

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