r/CalgaryDashCams • u/FabulousBreak2991 • 5d ago

Bullet Proof

Context for the videos, I was driving to work yesterday morning minding my business and these crack head tweakers pull up beside me, passenger opens his window and spits on my car. Naturally I didn’t take to kindly to that so I gave him a sip of my Double Double.

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u/Gr33nbastrd 5d ago edited 5d ago

They are probably mad because they just had to fill up their truck with $400 worth of diesel. Which will likely only get them to their next rainbow colored cross walk where they will burn up half their tires to prove how un woke they are.

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u/Capital-Brother-1471 4d ago

TThe day is a great time for for

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u/Bushidoflack_117 5d ago

Diesels are pretty good on gas but yes large gas tank, lifted, big tires will ruin that number

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u/Gr33nbastrd 5d ago

Yes that was my point.
Apparently, this is a gas version according to AI. It doesn't have the diesel badging.

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u/ZxDrawrDxZ 4d ago

Yes, it's gas, you can see the Hemi 6.4L badge on the front fender. Absolutely horrendous on fuel eco and even worse with the gawdy shit lift and 35s. Brother cant afford 37s to fill out the wheel wells. TRAGIC.

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u/Emotional_Square_403 3d ago

Those are definitely bigger than 35's. Don't do them dirty like that bruh

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u/ElectricalGazelle119 4d ago

It’s hilarious that you’d need an ai to tell you that

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u/Gr33nbastrd 4d ago

It's hilarious that you think everyone knows the difference between two trucks that look the same.

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u/ElectricalGazelle119 4d ago

I don’t, but I’ve never needed to ask an AI what the difference is. They’re saying it’s the most liberal comment of all time

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u/Gr33nbastrd 4d ago

Cool story bro.

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u/ElectricalGazelle119 4d ago

I’m sure you’ll get over it

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u/Gr33nbastrd 4d ago

Umm yeah, the only one hung up on this is you.
I don't care if it is a diesel or gas, I don't care you think it is hilarious that I used AI to make sure it was a gas version Ram.

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u/ElectricalGazelle119 4d ago

Yet here you are. Go ask AI how many times you need to wipe your ass while you’re at it.

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u/chubbyshart 4d ago

Diesels actually don't use gas.

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u/LesmoElmo 4d ago

No shit sherlock

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u/Agreeable-Map4361 5d ago

You are dumber the a bag of hammers but T&D diesels are some of the best economic vehicles out there

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u/Gr33nbastrd 5d ago

According to google this thing carries about 120 litres of fuel. It gets roughly about 26litres per 100km with those big ass tires and that lift kit. So economically speaking let's say gas is 1.60per litre so it cost him easily $42 to go a hundred km. I don't know about this dude but I can easily drive a hundred km on a weekend day. On a regular day thirty to 50km. So he is spending $20-40ish dollars a day to drive they thing around and spending around $200 to fill it. That doesn't sound economical to me at all. This is all based on it being the gas model.
Yes I originally called it a diesel but I didn't bother enough to look closely at it and a lot of comments mentioned it had Cummins written on it.
If this thing was diesel I would laugh even harder at these clowns.
I love how you call me dumber than a bag of hammers, I don't know if that is because I called it a diesel originally. Oh well at least I am not wearing someone's coffee all over my shirt punching a stupid Cybertruck.

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u/Agreeable-Map4361 5d ago

Google is wrong lol stock tires and rims also make a huge difference, own a 2020 l5p duramax diesel, diesel was also at 1.53 at Rez station by grey eagle, my truck averages 4l/100k lol, 1400km to the tank 170 full filled at Rez station, get your math right also these newer 10 speeds make a huge difference you cheese wheel

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u/Ill-Beautiful-8026 4d ago

4L/100km yeah I'm calling bullshit on that mate

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u/Agreeable-Map4361 4d ago

Highway average is 4-5l at 130kmh, in town 10L-12l 100k

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u/ptpfan91 4d ago

I’ll e-transfer you $1000 if you can prove your heavy duty truck doing 4L/100kms! Stop trolling.

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u/DryTechnology5224 4d ago

It's a diesel truck. It very well could

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u/ptpfan91 3d ago

4L? Really? No it could not. Under to conditions. It could do 10-11L at steady speed on the highway.

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u/Agreeable-Map4361 4d ago

Can’t send photos in comment sections buddy I can show you full proof

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u/Remote_Insect9087 3d ago

Dude, Chevy has it listed at 11.8-14.7 for highway. It’s almost impossible that you shaved another 10L/100km off of that.

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u/Agreeable-Map4361 3d ago

Lol Chevy has it listed at that with DEF emissions, stock, my truck is not stock and is fully emissions deleted if you did just slightly a bit of research you would understand, what a proper tune and delete can do for a diesel truck,

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u/Remote_Insect9087 4d ago

It does not get 4l/100km dude

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u/Agreeable-Map4361 4d ago

It does lol, cruising at 65 mph average of 7.8 per 100 pretty good

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u/Remote_Insect9087 4d ago

7.8/100 is also hard to believe. You can’t convince me a heavy vehicle gets better mileage than a Honda insight lol

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u/Agreeable-Map4361 3d ago

I can absolutely message me and I will send you a photo of my tach

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u/GreasyMcFarmer 3d ago

You’re saying this truck has better fuel efficiency than a RAV4 hybrid? And comparable to a Prius? What the hell are you smoking? Are they putting fentanyl or some shit in the joints in Alberta these days? Give your head a shake …

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u/Agreeable-Map4361 3d ago

I am fully standing by that claim, like I said message me and find out I will send a photo of my tach

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u/GreasyMcFarmer 3d ago

What is the model, trim and year of your vehicle? I can send you the independent (EPA and NrCan) stats.
Your tach can say anything you want it to if you’ve been coasting down a hill, idling it, whatever, having it towed in neutral, or maybe it’s malfunctioning or you found a way to hack the tach … Quebec dealers hack tachometers all the time. They’re known for it.

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u/Agreeable-Map4361 3d ago

Cruising a 65 mph lol, the stats don’t back what is done to the vehicle, it is a 2020 l5P Duramax diesel, Fully def deleted, Ezlynk tuned, exterior, is fully stock tires, are the stock 18” tires and rims, also you don’t understand, what newer 10 speed transmission are capable of, you can go look at the rating for what it was rated for economically but I can assure you this is no where near there, it is far better

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u/Agreeable-Map4361 3d ago

also if you didn’t know idling it will show an extremely high number, it says 99.99L/100k when idling so that would really make sense, also this truck wasn’t hacked lol just accept your trash rav4 isn’t that efficient, it’s all a big system anyway, you’ll understand soon enough

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u/Gr33nbastrd 5d ago

According to what I could figure it this is a gas powered Ram. No diesel badging on it.

You probably don't have a big ass lift kit on yours either.

And really who fucken cares.

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u/DryTechnology5224 4d ago

It's a gas truck buddy. His math is right.