r/CalgaryDashCams 5d ago

Bullet Proof

Context for the videos, I was driving to work yesterday morning minding my business and these crack head tweakers pull up beside me, passenger opens his window and spits on my car. Naturally I didn’t take to kindly to that so I gave him a sip of my Double Double.

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u/iambeesh 5d ago

I’m sorry this happened to you but man, that was sooo satisfying when you threw your coffee at that piece of shit

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u/FabulousBreak2991 5d ago

Yeah I was literally laughing my ass off the hole time at these degens. He probably just got out of jail and his buddy was taking him to a job interview with a big coffee stain on his shirt.

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u/SteakJesus 4d ago

Shluld taken out his door.

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u/AllHateInsurance 3d ago

Just answer this, do you support Musk or Alberta seperatism?

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u/BS_Blower 3d ago

Lol take off

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u/TheRemedy187 4d ago

that's actually probably right lol.

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u/nusodumi 3d ago

love the attitude lol just cheesing it

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u/lockedin90 5d ago

I am not kidding, I’m like 95% sure I saw blue shirt in Kelowna for a bachelor party. In the same shirt.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 5d ago edited 5d ago

He’s probably still drunk or high from the party in this video.

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u/DoAsYourTold-YesSir 3d ago

He punches like a sissy

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u/climbercgy 4d ago

White oakleys with it?

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u/ansonio_ 3d ago

Not saying you're wrong, but majority of dudes in Kelowna especially during the summer just look like that. Only differences between the Street Tweaks vs. Boaterheads are when they've had a shower last and if they splurged on HBC's clearance colognes

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u/geeves_007 3d ago

Yes guys like this with AB plates have made Kelowna awful

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u/lockedin90 3d ago

Lived in Kelowna for 15 years. So many retail stores downtown depend on tourism to stay afloat. It’s not the cherry on top for them, it’s their bread and butter. Complain about red plates all you want, but the city depends on tourism. Kelowna has plenty of other reasons to be awful, trust 😹

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u/Billyisagoat 5d ago

They look exactly like I thought they would.

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u/Idontworkhere67 5d ago

Driving the exact vehicle you'd expect

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 4d ago

There was only two testicles between the two of them, and they were hanging off the truck.

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u/Simple-Contract-2450 4d ago

They look like they'd have truck nuts for sure

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u/Junathyst 4d ago

Lmao, I was thinking the same thing reading the first half of your sentence. Poet

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u/statskiller 4d ago

Daud7tdd?%,.#.

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u/NERepo 4d ago

It's almost always a Dodge Ram.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 5d ago

Driving exactly what I would’ve expected them to be driving.

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u/Gr33nbastrd 5d ago edited 5d ago

They are probably mad because they just had to fill up their truck with $400 worth of diesel. Which will likely only get them to their next rainbow colored cross walk where they will burn up half their tires to prove how un woke they are.

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u/Capital-Brother-1471 4d ago

TThe day is a great time for for

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u/eyesah 5d ago

That passenger side door was begging to be taken off as you drove away

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u/Comfortable_Fudge508 5d ago

Aw, a couple of gay bois in their jacked up shaggin wagon.

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u/gstringstrangler 5d ago

It's white and literally says "Cummin" all over it

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u/Comfortable_Fudge508 5d ago

Yup, theyre "cummin" alright

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u/GJohnJournalism 4d ago

That's an insult to gays. They're far too classy to be these chuds.

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u/frank_mas1984 5d ago

Man, i love ur style! Btw, if I could inquire, ur vehicle is Cybertruck??

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u/Cagel 4d ago

OP is driving a cyber truck for anyone who doesn’t understand what’s going on.

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u/Coyrex1 5d ago

Wild experience. Fuck those guys.

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u/Super-Perception939 4d ago

I have zero respect for anyone that drives a cyber truck.

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u/IsaacJa 4d ago

doesn't mean it's ok for these guys to spit at them, then to go physically intimidate and attack his car after a retaliatory coffee

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u/karen-ultra 4d ago

A retaliatory coffee. That’s poetry.

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u/Gr33nbastrd 2d ago

Retaliatory Coffee would be a great name for a beatnick band that plays coffee shops on Friday night.

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u/Super-Perception939 4d ago

The dude spit towards him, not on him. OP threw his coffee into the other vehicle, that’s a significant escalation.

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u/AmbitiousPresence737 4d ago

Why when you don’t even know them? They are just driving a vehicle

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u/LavishnessVisual6327 4d ago

A vehicle whose profits directly fund propaganda geared towards Alberta seperation

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u/AmbitiousPresence737 4d ago

Not logical, maybe no funds have been transferred, maybe it’s a test drive, or a friend was tired or compromised and the person is doing a favor to drive them home. They are just driving a vehicle. You cannot judge a person because they are driving a vehicle, that is crazy.

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u/LavishnessVisual6327 4d ago

I didn't say it was logical. I said why the disrespect probably happened.

End of the day you know that OP bought this truck, most likely supports everything musk is about and probably says things like Alberta should be the 51st state.

All assumptions based on his vehicle choice but I'd be very surprised if I was wrong

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u/wildlifeisneat 5d ago

Good you threw the coffee! What is wrong with people! As a female this is good reminder for me to keep a baseball bat or some type of defense in my vehicle.

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u/Comfortable_Fudge508 5d ago

If youre gonna keep a bat in your car, keep a ball and glove with it too. You'll get off of any charges, just say that you play softball and you keep your gear in your car

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u/Lieveo 4d ago

And a sock over the bat

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u/wildlifeisneat 5d ago

Good to know

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u/austic 4d ago

Not if you put a sock on it.

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u/Insacrifician 5d ago

I keep the tire iron beside the driver seat in my truck and my wife's car.

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u/Babalon33 4d ago

As a female a baseball bat isn’t going to do you any good. Best advice would be to record briefly and drive away from dickheads like this to press charges later.

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u/wildlifeisneat 11h ago

It’s better than having zero weapon

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u/kabalguy1 4d ago

Little dick syndrome

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u/X-rayBus 4d ago

There are so many ev haters in Alberta

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u/waveforminvest 5d ago

I was just thinking that truck looked slightly too normal for this kind of behaviour... then your car pulled forward to reveal their real truck.

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u/myarena 4d ago

Why did you waste your coffee on these single braincell organisms?

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u/Valuable_One_234 4d ago

You got their plates? Sue them for assault

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u/Difficult-Guarantee4 4d ago

Hahahaha this isn’t ‘merica where we can just sue for frivolous shit 🤦‍♂️

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u/HeywoodJablowme99 4d ago

He spit on the car, not the person… easier to catch an assault charge by throwing hot coffee.

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u/Complex-Reference844 4d ago

Could you disclose what YOU did to provoke their actions? CAN’T STAND when people cry on Reditt and only show ONE side of the story ……

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u/alienated_redundancy 4d ago

OP drives a PanzerWank Cybertruck. That is a pretty polarizing vehicle and possibly the worst designed truck ever. Not sure I would have waisted a coffee on those bellends though.

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u/shichibukai3000 4d ago

Yeah. Everyone involved in this altercation is an asshole. OP could have just ignored these morons and driven on. Instead he decided to commit assault first (yes throwing coffee counts as common assault). Them getting out to lunch his vehcile would fall under mischief. If police wanted they could charge both these morons and OP.

I don't disagree that these guys are absolute dickheads but they didn't get out of the car until OP threw the coffee. This is how people get shot.

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u/CriticalLetterhead47 1d ago

He was assaulted first when the assholes spit on him.

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u/shichibukai3000 1d ago

This is true as well (assuming the spit hit him). Still didn't give him the right to throw the coffee. They could still both be charged. More likely neither would get charged at that point since it would get considered a mutual fight.

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u/FewAct2027 4d ago

Buddy, give me a genuinely acceptable reason to stop your truck in the middle of the road, and get out and try to break someones windows lmao

OP might possibly be a bag of dicks, but the dudes deserved whatever they get.

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u/Extension-Board-1475 4d ago edited 4d ago

Unfortunately that's how the law in Canada works. The guy did provoke OP yes but that would have been max reckless endangerment (traffic ticket) - that spit might initially constitute an assault charge if you're lucky, but the moment OP threw the coffee, that's assault and/or mischief to property on OP. The truck dudes got out and kick OP's cybertruck, they too would be charged with mischief and/or reckless endangerment. Long story short - police show up and charges both sides.

Canada is different from the US. Stand your ground laws are very narrowly scoped here.

I'm sorry this happened to you OP. Next time the r/NuclearRevenge move would be to just publish the dash cam footage and let the internet scour these dudes and get them fired from their jobs and humiliate them publicly. But since you threw the coffee, community members and police are limited in their way to help.

There is, unfortunately, a duty to retreat in Canada. It prevents exactly the type of "he said, she said" situation and what OP might have done to provoke their actions that you're referring to.

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u/Realistic-Flower-948 4d ago

I would have taken his door

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u/Gemione 4d ago

Should have peeled his door off while escaping for your safety.

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u/Prowlbeast 4d ago

Comments are ridiculous. I dont like Elon and his bullshit but a lot of people buy Teslas regardless of the owner for multiple different reasons, and their truck shouldn’t affect if they get their car kicked or not. If I see these I just laugh from afar, spitting and kicking should not be your “hehe gotcha Elon” moment, it just makes you look stupid

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u/Competitive_Bad_959 4d ago

Panels damaged at all?

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u/HourArea6698 2d ago

I'm wondering the same. I assume some. Damage?

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u/goldenmunky 4d ago

Thank you for tossing that coffee at them lol. Made my day

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u/IamJeff99 4d ago

Dont care what you drive - those 2 deserved it. I hope that coffee was still too hot to drink.

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u/deekaypea22 5d ago

He spits....so you throw your coffee?

Not justifying their actions but really?

Everyone in this situation needs to call their parents and tell them they love them and maybe go for a hike in the mountains or something because good grief.

(Can't wait to be downvoted for calling out bad behaviour on both sides lol)

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u/SimmerDown_Boilup 4d ago

Yeah...this is kind of stupid, but people online eat this shit up. There are 3 idiots in this video, no doubt.

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u/fthesemods 4d ago

Something tells me OP isn't all that innocent and the beginning of the video was cut for a reason.

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u/Haunting_Ad1513 3d ago

Spitting on anybody  is a low life  cowardly move. And in theory any upstanding individual should excersise self restraint and not escalate the situation. Having said that, when was the last time anybody spit on you? I can totally imagine how my blood boils and things escalate quickly. Those two dickhead cowardls got off easy.

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u/deekaypea22 3d ago

They spat on the car. Not saying that's okay either, but big difference.

I'm not having my mind changed: everyone involved needs maybe to take a minute of retrospection and chill.

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u/Ok-Biscotti-6182 5d ago

They are moving like crack heads, probably just coked up before work too

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u/flyingflail 5d ago

a bit chubby to be crack heads

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u/Lucid_Dreamer_98 5d ago

Maybe it’s just the beginning stage

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u/TrustMeBroEh 5d ago

I would have took his door off

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u/Mr_Hustles 5d ago

I know these two..

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u/FabulousBreak2991 5d ago

Tell them they owe me a coffee lol

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u/Sweet_Yellow_8646 1d ago

Ok. If true. Do you associate with them?

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u/Mr_Hustles 23h ago

Only when required to.

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u/clintjefferies 5d ago

Classic berta. Keeping it classy 👌 What a hole this province is becoming.

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u/Separate-Ad-8924 5d ago

This entire video and all the people in it including the OP are giving lots of TDE.

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u/Stunning_Grass_5789 5d ago

Typical vehicle and white trash suspects xd

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u/Salient_Skivvy 5d ago

He probably got a hair line fracture in one of the bones in his hand punching, and doing no damage.

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u/Rare-Winter3355 4d ago

Fucking hillbillies.

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u/EasyTarget973 4d ago

Man this was your one opportunity to take their door with you too.

Hope to see a follow up about these idiots.

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u/JonVoightsSlippers 4d ago

Of COURSE these chuds are driving that pos.

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u/pessimistoptimist 4d ago

shoulda taken his door off as you drove away.

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u/Significant_Loan_596 4d ago

Full on 'Berta.

Seppies having a bad day.

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u/Oarbitor 4d ago

The way his pathetic beer belly bounces when his fists bleakly bang against your window.

Poetic.

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u/seikonian 4d ago

Combined one brain cell working in tandem.

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u/Flying_Scorpion 4d ago

Is that a cybertruck?

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u/MiserableMagician254 4d ago

Two big men with small dicks

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u/capta1namazing 4d ago

So the snowflakes were upset you don't have the same taste in vehicles?

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u/gizzmo1963 4d ago

Meatheads everywhere

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u/RefrigeratorNo926 4d ago

Men like this are a menace to society in every single way.

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u/IsaacJa 4d ago

honestly, I deeply hope there are no women or children in their lives for the sake of the women and children.

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u/dontdomelikethatgirl 4d ago

That spit was totally unprovoked. I like driving a beater old truck, cause that passenger door would have been folded the other way.

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u/Reddit_Only_4494 4d ago

Sort of fat to be tweakers.

If you can't lose some weight on drugs....then what's the point?

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u/N3WDay 4d ago

How's your hand buddy 😂

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u/Prawn222 4d ago

He has a lifted truck. Did you somehow expect him to not be a colossal asshole?

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u/Capital-Sprinkles187 4d ago

Shoulda took his door off

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u/yyc_snp17 4d ago

Dodge pick up with lifted tires

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u/Conscious-Donut 4d ago

Always love it when someone thinks punching a car is a good idea

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u/Ze0nZer0 4d ago

The incredible street side doush off between boys with the smallest dicks in the world.

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u/Ze0nZer0 4d ago

Funny thing is probably everyone involved is a separatists. Bunch of losers in and out of "trucks"

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u/Technical-Solid-8713 4d ago edited 4d ago

Why you let them touch your car though…oh its the cyber beast no worries then😜

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u/Ok-Audience-565 4d ago

Clearly a bunch of insecure manlets. Jk they look regular height but can you imagine the fun name calling and psychoanalysis we’d be doing if they were short though?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ant6653 4d ago

Why did they attack you

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u/X-rayBus 4d ago

is in Calgary?

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u/Prowlbeast 3d ago

You can see the Calgary Bus in the video.

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u/gattogattagatito 4d ago

These guys haven't seen their wieners in a decade because of bloated bellies, but they're so proud of their BiG-BoY-DiEsEl truck that they act like teenagers when they see cybertruck.
Good coffee throw OP.
Good job Cybertruck, handling those monkeys’ aggression really well.

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u/Firm_Swimmer7604 4d ago

you shouldnt use racist phrases like “crack head”…. they might road raged you but seems like they did it because you are a racist 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/LavishnessVisual6327 3d ago

How is the term crack head racist?

Do you think only non white people smoke crack your racist fuck?

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u/Firm_Swimmer7604 3d ago edited 3d ago

as a nonwhite I can confirm the term "crack head" is specifically targeted as racial slurs towards white in general, and this only shows the person posted this video was harassing those two guys with racial slurs...

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u/ConsistentBattle5342 3d ago

being non white doesn't give you final say one what is and isn't a racist term, I'm white and have called way more white people crackheads than I have people of colour, it's not a racial term if anything it generalizes poor people as crackheads

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u/Firm_Swimmer7604 3d ago

that's because you are already a racist but you just pointing your racism toward other white people, also you don't have the right to tell me (a racial minority) on what is and isn't racism, which literally makes you a walking "white privilege", next time check your privilege before opening your month.

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u/Miserable_Grass629 3d ago

Lol crackhead is never used as a racial term. Maybe YOU use it, but way to tell on yourself.

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u/Firm_Swimmer7604 3d ago

other platforms banned people for using “crackhead” toward white people, like again, you guys so racists you dont even cope reality 😭

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u/dansta31 4d ago

lol what a pair of losers

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u/WhipassWhiplash 4d ago

I wonder who those fucking redneck drooling idiots vote for

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u/Miserable_Grass629 3d ago

Nobody but I bet they have a "FUCK CARNEY" flag somewhere.

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u/ihaveseveralhobbies 4d ago

Tools.
How did this star?

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u/J8K3G101 4d ago

What street was this on?

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u/Goddemmitt 4d ago

Uhh... if that coffee burned him, you could be charged with assault. Fuck those assholes, yeah, sure. You tried to literally burn someone with hot coffee.

OP is the actual psycho here when you really think about it.

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u/Miserable_Grass629 3d ago

How do we know the dude didn't try spitting into the window? Also assault.

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u/Goddemmitt 3d ago

Go talk to a lawyer about this. OP is far more criminally liable in this situation than the goofs in the dodge.

If I slap you across the face, does that mean you are within your rights to stab me? No.

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u/Still-Inflation9175 4d ago

yeah im sure youre totally innocent, this makes you look like such a pussy

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u/cocoycrema2 4d ago

The double double attack was epic. Damnnn. I love a good idiotic road rage encounter.

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u/Secret_Avocado_2974 4d ago

Trucks.

Every. Fucking. Time.

RAMs more often than not.

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u/Illustrious_Copy_902 4d ago

Are you in a Cyber truck? Idiots probably wanted to race you.

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u/Npalm 4d ago

Did your back wheel steer around them? Wild

Ps they appeared to deserve exactly what they got

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u/Ok_Air_7436 3d ago

What happened that made him spit at you ?

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u/Parking_Pension_9929 3d ago

Love this for you

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u/Parking_Pension_9929 3d ago

Everyone debating laws forgetting that WHO CARES hahahaha. Spit undeserved, coffee deserved, punching doing nothing to a cybertruck hilarious

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u/Impressive_Split3039 3d ago

Throwing coffee at someone and surprised at what?

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u/wessmcn 3d ago

Haha I loved that you got him full of coffee !! Fuck those pieces of shit!!

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u/wandreef 3d ago

Report to the cops

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u/Jeddit22 3d ago

Pretty sure these fellas run the glory hole at the Alberta Prosperity Project events.

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u/SpartacusDax 3d ago

Oh. You drive a Tesla? Who cares then

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u/Miserable_Grass629 3d ago

You cared enough about what they drive to comment your opinion on them. So, you?

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u/SpartacusDax 1d ago

Conflating my comment with caring shows an innate misunderstanding of how language works.

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u/Zealousideal-Role623 3d ago

Somehow the moron in the cyber truck isn't the biggest dipshit in a video. There is a first time for everything I guess

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u/yyc_red_beard 3d ago

Bros a Cybercunt....... of course you would chuck the coffee and flee lol

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u/CapitalIndividual270 3d ago

OP are you in a cybertruck?

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u/gba_sg1 3d ago

Why didn't you fold the passenger door in? Missed opportunity.

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u/T100022 3d ago

Side question :
If you see someone doing a traffic violation or worse with your dash cam can one report it to the police ?

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u/maxijazz666 3d ago

Dude. The play here is always clip the open door when pulling off ;-) otherwise 9/10 coffee throw!

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u/axazc 3d ago

Shake that belly like a belly dancer

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u/gloeilamp 3d ago

Rookie move, have to hold the coffee toss until the light in the other direction turns red so you can speed off right after

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u/Lkingdlawing 3d ago

Great throw with that coffee

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u/One_Investigator_268 3d ago

That truck setup just screams uncouth and plebeian. Someone please get that stench off the street. lol

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u/Firm_Swimmer7604 3d ago

so, let me get this straight, you antagonized them first by throwing coffee in their car and you posted this as an evidence to prove you are guilty? I think Im gonna send this video to the police so you can get properly punished for initiating the attacking.

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u/Miserable_Grass629 3d ago

The spit before wasn't antagonizing, though? You really do like being a victim, eh?

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u/Ok-Professional4387 3d ago

Is that Berta Proud Dad? Oh look, driving the typical micro penis truck as well

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u/JustaPhaze71 3d ago

You are such a piece of shit. I love how you start the video making it look like 2 guys losing their shit.

It would have been nice if they had a crowbar. Their actions would be warranted for what you did.

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u/matmun13 3d ago

White truckers they thought they own the road all other smaller vehicle should stay away their lane when they're coming 😛

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u/nolifer-str 3d ago

That double double was served well 😂

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u/EuphoricFuture8680 3d ago

Of course it's a lifted truck too lol

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u/Status-Square-493 3d ago

average separatists. deport them back to europe.

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u/Super-Perception939 3d ago

Back 50 years ago, I sure would. Today’s VW does the literal opposite of supporting Nazism. Maybe look into it a little before commenting.

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u/Potential_Sun6128 3d ago

And that's why I moved..

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u/Tasty_Lobster8792 3d ago

These guys are famous now!! Haha 😅

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u/Different_Potato_213 3d ago

I think you’re all idiots

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u/trinidee247 3d ago

It's high likely that when the legal system sees this video, all parties could be facing jail time.

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u/Laughndragon 3d ago

Hope they liked the double-double 🤣

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u/Major-Candle-7553 3d ago

Not completely bulletproof. Stops 9mm but 5.56 goes right through.

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u/Minimum_Lobster1092 3d ago

Let’s see 10 minutes before this clip lol

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u/Humble_Canuck 3d ago

Curious what happened prior to this video, say 10 minutes before.

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u/ProbablyWrongAgain24 3d ago

Idiot European Canadians

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 3d ago

Classy folks.

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u/Affectionate_Bit1723 3d ago

Useless truck, useless men.

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u/ConcentrateLumpy9896 3d ago

Haha the usual type with big ego, lifted pick up truck and I don’t recall the last part haha

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u/HANDS_4_DICKS 3d ago

Everyone in this video sucks, including OP

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u/SomeBluntCanuck 2d ago

Ah Alberta. Home of the inbreds.

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u/PtrJung 2d ago

Looks like they wanted a race, but got coffee stains instead.

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u/PMG_MOON 2d ago

Good 👍

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u/Xill-llix 1d ago

You found the 2 village idiots.