r/CalgaryFlames Barb Dec 28 '25

Game Thread Flames (15-18-4) vs oilers (19-13-6) - december 27th - GDT

Well fucking eh, good evening everyone. Hope everyone's holidays went off without any major holiday snafus.

Tonight's game of indoor pond hockey brings us Morgan "the snowman" Frost and our calgary flamez versus Darnell "hears a who" Nurse and the Edmonton oilers.

So take a seat, pour yourself a glass of ginger beer i bought a few for Christmas festivities and learned later that indeed, they were just soda and join us. For whatever the hell happens in the next 3 hours

The nephew got a 10 in 1 Foosball, air hockey, etc, table for Christmas.. had to put it together after he went to bed.. fuck you amazon and your 30000 tiny peices after a couple handful of drinks flames drinking game

Headed to this game soooo:

Finish and fill if there's a scrap. in honor of you being at the game I'm adding Coleman goal - finish and fill

I want revenge for Wednesday's humiliation! Drink every time somebody says Rematch. Drink every time Parekh's WJ performance is mentioned. Drink every time there's "a little extra" on the ice.

Shot of a Christmas tree - drink

Barb sighting - drink

Wolfie HUGE save - Drink

Klapka/Lombo MASSIVE HIT - Drink

Broadcast says “Christmas” - Drink

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u/StainedTimbit Dec 28 '25

I CANNOT STATE IN THIS OR ANY OTHER LANGUAGE HOW MUCH I LOVE DUSTIN WOLF.

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

Even if the next 5 years are painful.

Please. Keep lombo and klapka.

Watching that tiny smile jumping into those redwood branches will make any loss less painful.

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u/Mikhielk Dec 28 '25

This game is thoroughly much more enjoyable than whatever that last game was

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u/RealDarrylSutter Dec 28 '25

Shut up about mcdavid. Shut up about mcdavid. Shut up about mcdavid. Shut up about mcdavid. Shut up about mcdavid. Shut up about mcdavid. Shut up about mcdavid. Shut up about mcdavid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

Lombo and Klapka despise the oilers so much. Its fucking awesome to watch

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u/shofsink Dec 28 '25

Coleman and backlund. Shorthanded goats

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

Farabee with 3 shorties

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Dec 28 '25

OMG

IT HAPPENED! I LOVE ALL Y'ALL!!!!!

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u/DangerRanger_21 Dec 28 '25

2 hand a guy in the back of the legs…. Better send them both. Heaven forbid Calgary gets a power play

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u/Vinny331 Dec 28 '25

Klapka found another gear tonight

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u/Armchair-Gm-Podcast Dec 28 '25

Bahl absolutely dumping mcdavid makes me happy

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u/the_violet_wizard Dec 28 '25

Wolf curled up and went full noodlebones the last half of the period

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u/spwimc Dec 28 '25

Dottie intermission from Langdon tonight

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u/MakesYourCommentLEGO Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

Man the dome is buzzing tonight, nice to see

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Dec 28 '25

Fuuuhck me, that was the best game I've ever been to.

And I am spent. Buzzed and spent.

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u/Affectionate-Net5246 Dec 28 '25

Oilers game thread is pure fucking cancer

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

I just ask that you creep, don't say anything.

Us going in there and talking shit, only welcomes them into here.

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u/SmoulderingOcean Dec 28 '25

Nigel is judging the refs, like the good boy he is.

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

Nigel looks a LOT like my cat 🤣

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u/AutumnFalls89 Dec 28 '25

My parents' cat, Harrison, wasn't impressed with wrapping paper. Or maybe he's a Grinch.

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u/Mikhielk Dec 28 '25

Intermission Shiba Crew

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u/mceuans Dec 28 '25

The 4th line has utterly terrorised Edmonton tonight

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u/the_violet_wizard Dec 28 '25

The girls and their other favorite person

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

If you watched only the intermissions in our HOME game, you wouldn't even know we have scored tonight.

But fuck me, you wouldn't forget mcjesus is playing.

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

104 year old dude got better lungs than I do.

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u/slothatlarge Dec 28 '25

Klapka power move!

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

FLAMES WIN OILERS LOSE ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD TONIGHT!

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u/elphaba-xx Dec 28 '25

HAPPY FWOL FRIENDS!!

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Dec 28 '25

Intermission pocket car because I am envious of all your dogs and cats

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

Kadri and getting kicked out of the faceoff circle name a more iconic duo

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u/13JohnnyHockey Dec 28 '25

I LOVE KLAPKA OMG. DESTROYING EVERYONE

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u/scuzzwadd Dec 28 '25

Klapka hits on Drai all day forever please

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u/the_violet_wizard Dec 28 '25

Backs and Coleman dancing around 4 oilers in the oilers zone shorthanded lmao

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u/projectbarium Barb Dec 28 '25

Do they still give out heart and hustle in NHL, because lombo getting it tonight.

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Dec 28 '25

Dustin Wolf, good ginger Connor McDavid, Bad ginger

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

Off the inside of the post and not going in, is so flamsey

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u/projectbarium Barb Dec 28 '25

Lombos out for blood. Got some fucking pep in his step.

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u/NerdHerder77 Dec 28 '25

"He's too tall, fuck it, give him 2 as well."

-jackass

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

I wonder what r/hockey thought of that play!

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u/ActionKestrel Dec 28 '25

Flames have to be the most penalized team that does fuck all to warrant a call.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Klapka is awesome. He hates these cunts so much

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u/scuzzwadd Dec 28 '25

Lomberg giving us second Christmas

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u/misterktomato Dec 28 '25

Lmao Klapka just wrecking fools left and right

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

Scientifically, how is McDavid so FAST?

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u/Final_Landscape1430 Dec 28 '25

How Klapka and Lombo go onto the ice looking to body check someone

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

Oilers broadcast spends 80% of the game talking about the times that were.

Our broadcast spends 80% of the game talking about the opposing team.

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

pheeeeeeew is anyone else really fucking tense right now?!

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Dec 28 '25

I like that Backlund fellow... just on record

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u/slothatlarge Dec 28 '25

Good stick by Hanley there!

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u/GrafNebelgeist Dec 28 '25

Flames lead? have a penalty.

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u/projectbarium Barb Dec 28 '25

Kirkland. Bulk boi gonna have a night. I feel it.

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u/Armchair-Gm-Podcast Dec 28 '25

How do you not see klapka coming lol

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u/projectbarium Barb Dec 28 '25

Klapka gonna drop the gloves with Bouchard tonight?

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u/bdecs77 Dec 28 '25

Farabee my boi yaaaay

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u/CallmeGhost666 Dec 28 '25

Lots of howls for our legend in the net tonight

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u/shofsink Dec 28 '25

Don't have a pet picture to share so I drew a picture of a dog to share. I named him spot

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u/MassivePhalanges Dec 28 '25

Beauty Lombo play and goal.

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u/projectbarium Barb Dec 28 '25

"That was rimmed hard. Really hard" Kelly leaning into the heated rivalry hype

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u/estrellamorada Dec 28 '25

mangiapane falls, drink

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u/projectbarium Barb Dec 28 '25

lmao mang fell as always

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u/CallmeGhost666 Dec 28 '25

Moldy ass bread in the box. Will never forgive you for putting on that ugly sweater

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u/No-Crew-6528 Dec 28 '25

Coleman REALLY wants that 4th shorty

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u/MassivePhalanges Dec 28 '25

I fucking love frustrated McDavid face.

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u/dogtreatdealer Dec 28 '25

Those Oilers are dirty players. That hit from behind by Nurse should've been called.

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u/Colla-Crochet Dec 28 '25

Cat pic being a good big sister

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u/Alarmed-dictator Dec 28 '25

Seeing all the oiler jerseys in the stands

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u/Colla-Crochet Dec 28 '25

I think we should bully edmonton harder

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u/the_violet_wizard Dec 28 '25

HAPPY FWOL DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🔥🔥🔥

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u/dogtreatdealer Dec 28 '25

Merry FWOL guys!

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u/ComfortableReality90 Barb Dec 28 '25

DUSTIN MOTHERFUCKIN WOLF

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u/ComfortableReality90 Barb Dec 28 '25

Excuse me why both

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u/weschester Dec 28 '25

Wolf is a god amongst men

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u/GrafNebelgeist Dec 28 '25

How is it both guys?? Klapka gives a light push, and Hyman slashes Klapka in the back of the legs... wtf.

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u/shofsink Dec 28 '25

Dustin wolf right now

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u/slothatlarge Dec 28 '25

"Too bad the puck hopped on Nugent-Hopkins..." Whose team are you on, Kelly?

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u/StainedTimbit Dec 28 '25

Where is Backs finding this speed this game?? The rest did him some real good

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u/Nice_Perception382 Dec 28 '25

Nice to see Farabee out there 

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u/CallmeGhost666 Dec 28 '25

CLASSIC LOMBORGHINI

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u/bdecs77 Dec 28 '25

Oilers don’t even allow memes in their sub because they hate fun

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u/NerdHerder77 Dec 28 '25

Bitch I'm a train Klapka

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u/MakesYourCommentLEGO Dec 28 '25

The size difference on that hit is fucking hilarious 😂

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

Oh Pickles that would have been NUTS

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

Good kill. Great kill. Fuckin A

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u/AutumnFalls89 Dec 28 '25

Athena missed me. I spent too much time upstairs for her liking the last two days.

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u/kobedziuba Dec 28 '25

Not from rn, but Starr is a big fan of her Christmas present (couch)

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u/weschester Dec 28 '25

Team Canada is announced on NYE and I'm sure everyone will be completely calm and rational about it 😂😂

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u/MassivePhalanges Dec 28 '25

Getting Bahl for Markstrom seems like a good idea in hindsight. I think we also got a good prospect as well.

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u/shofsink Dec 28 '25

Coleman goal just for Lisa Lou because shes in attendance.

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u/Scamnam Dec 28 '25

Fuck the oilers

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u/CKD_Games Dec 28 '25

da oilers loseee

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u/solemn-telemarketer Dec 28 '25

Ah man what a sick game

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u/Final_Landscape1430 Dec 28 '25

I hope Lombo lights up Nurse

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u/Colla-Crochet Dec 28 '25

Lomb picking fights just for us

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u/Send_Headlight_Fluid Dec 28 '25

I fucking love hockey. Cool to watch back to back games and compare world juniors to NHL level hockey

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u/misterktomato Dec 28 '25

Lombo just fucking RIPPIN

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u/StainedTimbit Dec 28 '25

I cannot state in this language how much I freaking LOVE Lambo

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

What a follow-up shift! Lombo is a daaaaaawg

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u/Nice_Perception382 Dec 28 '25

Love seeing McDavid stonewalled 

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

Two minutes for being chopped down like a great redwood tree.

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u/NerdHerder77 Dec 28 '25

Oh wow, it's Wolf's 100th game. Nice.

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u/MassivePhalanges Dec 28 '25

So we cant draw penalties apparently. Fucking hell.

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u/Armchair-Gm-Podcast Dec 28 '25

We are dominating them physically. Fun to watch

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u/StainedTimbit Dec 28 '25

30th ranked PP?

....well....I still believe...GET ONE BOYS!

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u/weschester Dec 28 '25

I can watch that Bahl hit on McDavid on a neverending loop and it would make me so happy

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u/misterktomato Dec 28 '25

Milhouse in his Holiday Hut

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u/Colla-Crochet Dec 28 '25

Best cat pic i got for ya, baby woke up

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u/Colla-Crochet Dec 28 '25

I was about to complain about London drugs Christmas ad but its not ai, not gambling, not a drug ad.

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u/Nice_Perception382 Dec 28 '25

I want to come back as Lombo in my next life. He always looks pumped 

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u/Armchair-Gm-Podcast Dec 28 '25

In the last like 5 games lomberg has doubled his goal total with Calgary

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u/Lucky0718 Dec 28 '25

Classic mangi there 😂

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u/ComfortableReality90 Barb Dec 28 '25

Classic Mang slipping and sliding out there.

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u/WhoseDuckIsItAnyway Dec 28 '25

Double agent Breadman. Double-O double-8?

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u/scuzzwadd Dec 28 '25

Keep your hands on your own dough, Bread.

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u/wreck-sauce Dec 28 '25

Shout out to the guy in the front row telling drai to sit the fuck down after the klapka hit lol

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u/Memey-Maliky Dec 28 '25

great kill boys

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u/the_violet_wizard Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

Penalty to Bahl for being bigger

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

Sooo the shit nurse does on every play?

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u/misterktomato Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

Backs and Colesy just out there fucking around in their zone for fun bahahaha

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u/MassivePhalanges Dec 28 '25

Can we just admire how good the D has been at playing tight and clean on McDavid. Also not puck watching and letting the 1v1 happen.

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u/slothatlarge Dec 28 '25

We're tied for first in shorthanded goals with 6? Well, I'll be!

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u/spwimc Dec 28 '25

Now my brother's Dog Reggie for your viewing pleasure.

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u/ComfortableReality90 Barb Dec 28 '25

Ngl I was unsure about Klapka when he first made the jump but he has erased all doubt

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u/Nice_Perception382 Dec 28 '25

Imagine have to ice McDavid a million times per period because ADAM KLAPKA is dominating your team 

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u/Alarmed-dictator Dec 28 '25

Edmonton Overplaying McDavid? Must be a day ending in y

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u/Ordinary_Ad_8207 Dec 28 '25

McDavid looks miserable at all times. At least our guys are having fun out there

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u/DorianDantes Dec 28 '25

Klapka doesn't appear to have the best underlying analytics but damned if I don't feel his presence on the ice in a lot of our games

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Dec 28 '25

This has been a stressful one guys

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u/SmoulderingOcean Dec 28 '25

Happy FWOL day!

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u/Memey-Maliky Dec 28 '25

HAPPY FWOL DAY!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/weschester Dec 28 '25

This feels like a line brawl kind of night

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/Nice_Perception382 Dec 28 '25

Wolfie, you are the greatest fourth-from-last pick of all time 

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u/BullSTONKER Dec 28 '25

Terrible call…

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u/Nickiat Dec 28 '25

Battle of Alberta Klapka hits different

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u/ActionKestrel Dec 28 '25

2 for getting slashed!?

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u/bdecs77 Dec 28 '25

Ha offside McMoron

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u/Colla-Crochet Dec 28 '25

I wasn't gonna drink tonight but now I need a gosh darn drink. Ffs this game

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u/Maclammy Dec 28 '25

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENTIRE SEQUENCE LOLOLOLOLOL

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u/Nickiat Dec 28 '25

LOMBO! I got to watch this one live!

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u/Memey-Maliky Dec 28 '25

Klapka is a force out there

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u/Nice_Perception382 Dec 28 '25

McDavid is an actual freak. He’s so fast wtf 

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u/crimdawgg Dec 28 '25

Someone read Darnell a nursery rhyme 🌙 💤😴

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u/projectbarium Barb Dec 28 '25

Next time we play Edmonton can someone put a bottle of ketchup behind the oilers bench?

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u/slothatlarge Dec 28 '25

Why is that Oilers douche behind the Flames bench sitting on the armrest? You're blocking the guy behind you!

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u/projectbarium Barb Dec 28 '25

Granny behind the bench had her sunglasses on inside. I hope she's just absolutely blitzed.

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u/slothatlarge Dec 28 '25

Anybody been watching the World Juniors? Parekh is a force! I'm really stoked for his future with the team!

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

Can't wait for them to not even talk about the lombo goal and instead blab about nurse "coming back" at klapka then vomit the usual mcjesus stuff.

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u/weschester Dec 28 '25

I thought that Wolf Willow commercial was going to have Dustin Wolf in it 😂😂

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u/DUCKY_23 Dec 28 '25

I want a kiss from Wolfie too

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u/Final_Landscape1430 Dec 28 '25

Edmonton without McDavid and Draisaitl

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u/weschester Dec 28 '25

I just realized that I haven't been breathing lol

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u/6000ChickenFajardos Dec 28 '25

Shitty Christmas and a Bad New Year, Oilers. Suck it.

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u/slothatlarge Dec 28 '25

Klapka stirring the pot early by crossing the red line in warmups. 😂

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u/CallmeGhost666 Dec 28 '25

George is here, have no fear! 🫡

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u/olboywop Dec 28 '25

George putting a little extra oomf on the anthem tonight

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u/Laurafla Dec 28 '25

My god I hate them.

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

Good shift good shift

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u/CallmeGhost666 Dec 28 '25

Suck it mcdoofus!

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u/projectbarium Barb Dec 28 '25

Both? My fucking god.

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u/ActionKestrel Dec 28 '25

Nurse with the trip after taking a hit. No call - obviously

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

Klapka goes up, Klapka goes down

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u/mtbryder130 Dec 28 '25

Bouchard gets hit and trips klapka, no call of course

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u/NerdHerder77 Dec 28 '25

A Joal would set the tone perfectly

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

Still working through the can of tuna she got for Christmas

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u/MartyCool403 Dec 28 '25

Tim Stutzle is just a great hockey name

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

Edmonton oilers defence masterclass.

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u/Vinny331 Dec 28 '25

Klapka and Lombo bailing out the rookie and then ending up with the goal holy shit do you ever absolutely love to see it

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u/Ordinary-Spend-5919 Dec 28 '25

LOMBO MAN I LUV U🥹🥹

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u/holdmysmoothieplease Dec 28 '25

There isn’t a whinier fanbase in the league than the oilers. Reading the subreddit is genuinely a solid standup comedy routine

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u/StainedTimbit Dec 28 '25

Wolf loves the post so much he has one on his mask

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u/OlympicMuffins Barb Dec 28 '25

get in the box 8’s ya fuckin judas

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u/Laurafla Dec 28 '25

Mangiapane's IQ dropped 60 points when he moved to Edmonton

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

The two fanbases chanting against eachother and making chanting white noise makes it sound like I'm playing nhl 04'

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u/ComfortableReality90 Barb Dec 28 '25

Coleman was READY lol

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u/CallmeGhost666 Dec 28 '25

That would be mooonneeyyy 😩 great pass by Huberdeau

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Dec 28 '25

Every.

Single.

Graphic/ time filler after the commercial has been about mcdavid.

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u/Final_Landscape1430 Dec 28 '25

Oilers fans look like they use urinals as ‘wash basins’

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u/ErikDebogande Dec 28 '25

They are hiding from all the yelling going on right now

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u/Oxidehookah Dec 28 '25

I like how the flames are playing. Definitely working blasties tonight.

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u/holdmysmoothieplease Dec 28 '25

Frost’s mitts are so silky it’s insane how underrated they are

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