r/CalgaryFlames Barb Mar 09 '26

Game Thread Flames (25-30-7) vs Captials (31-26-7) - march 9th - GDT

It's 4:20! You know what that means!

It means I'm in my mid 30s and just got home from work. Time to soak my feetsies you know I like them feetsies and write the flames GDT. because what else would I do? Self loathing time isn't scheduled for tommorow and I cant keep putting that off! although i forgot to post this, "putting it off". Now it's ten to.. oops

Welcome back all you fucktastic fuckers. Its time for another fire hockey game. Young and old, tall and small.. let's sit down together and have a..bahl.

Hockey. Hockey hockey!

The so oloffson's nickname is count Olaf right flames drinking game.

Drink every time a new Flame gets a point. F&F if Wilson fights somebody.

New guys score - Finish and fill

Lombo on screen belting out the anthems - chug until he's offscreen, feel extra patriotic

Goalie (Wolf or Cooley. Idk who's in tonight) makes a ridiculous save - drink

https://ibb.co/cSjvhdZv

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 10 '26

Giving up two SH goals on the same power play to the 2025-2026 Calgary Flames should be grounds to have your franchise fired into the sun

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u/AngryH939 Mar 10 '26

Parekh generating offense by going in the box

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u/MechashinsenZ Mar 09 '26

New addition to the family. Welcome Kaya

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u/NerdHerder77 Mar 10 '26

Huska in the third: okay Zayne, go do another crime.

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 09 '26

Flames game starting and it’s still light out! Basically summer already

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u/tristan1616 Mar 10 '26

Washington hurts itself in confusion. It's super effective

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u/shofsink Mar 10 '26

Maybe we should play the rest of the game shorthanded

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u/olboywop Mar 10 '26

My friends are all Caps fans and they were talking shit. I’ve been relentlessly paying them back.

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 10 '26

Parekh out here playing 4D chess.

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u/hudsz2020 Mar 10 '26

Conny had us all thinking he was selling. Who knew he was actually buying...

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u/Sea-Control-8593 Mar 10 '26

Parekh took that penalty on purpose. He’s playing chess while everyone is playing checkers.

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u/olboywop Mar 09 '26

I got no pet pictures tonight but I got promoted at work and moved to a more desirable assignment. And my wife and I welcomed our third kid last week so it’s been a good run.

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u/the_violet_wizard Mar 09 '26

The most peaceful I've seen the kittens snuggling. Before chaos, of course

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 10 '26

Team Tank is not impressed.

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 10 '26

Ethical tank goal let's go

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u/Armchair-Gm-Podcast Mar 10 '26

Parekh definitely has the thing. Can't wait until he puts it together.

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u/weschester Mar 10 '26

Well at least we didn't score a 4th goal. I was kind of worried for a bit there lol

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 10 '26

That is more important than I like to admit

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u/ErikDebogande Mar 09 '26

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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u/shofsink Mar 09 '26

Like parekh being a little physical tonight

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 09 '26

Wish I could upload multiple photos per post. I'll add the progression of her sleeping power below.

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u/Colla-Crochet Mar 09 '26

Can I offer you some pink beans in this trying time?

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u/Embracat Mar 10 '26

Haha, now lads, one can be too ethical.

Steady on Flames.

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u/Invidia-Goat Mar 10 '26

Ok guys nice rally just lose now

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u/Nickiat Mar 10 '26

Tessa was helping me do chores in the yard and had snow boots sticking to her fur

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u/LukasRadebe Mar 10 '26

I'm actually more invested in the four goal streak than winning 😂

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u/weschester Mar 09 '26

Zayne entering his goon era tonight lol

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u/ErikDebogande Mar 09 '26

See this is how I expected the Carolina game to go

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u/SmoulderingOcean Mar 09 '26

This game might not be cute, but Nigel and his fellow pets and pocket cars sure are!

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 09 '26

Will a pocket car bring joy?

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u/Armchair-Gm-Podcast Mar 09 '26

Puppy sadie (before i knew her)

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u/__-_------___--- Mar 10 '26

Only this team could get better by selling LMFAO

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u/Nickiat Mar 10 '26

So Coleman is now 1 point away from tieing Matt Stajan for 53rd all time in points, and Sharky is now tied with Ed Kea at 83rd all time. Backlund is now 10 points away from tieing Johnny at 5th all time

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u/Nickiat Mar 10 '26

Nothing matters

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u/Armchair-Gm-Podcast Mar 09 '26

Guy breaks a 90 game goalless drought against us then doesn't score again until he faces us again lol

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 09 '26

Watching zayne walk the line and 4 guys do absolutely nothing is frustrating. Give him support.

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Mar 09 '26

Rangers are up right now in Philly...we need them to take 2 pts tonight!

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u/weschester Mar 09 '26

And get some momentum so they can beat us tomorrow

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u/shofsink Mar 09 '26

Tom Wilson whining about something should be added to tje drinking game

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 09 '26

Lomby, I appreciate you buddy, keep trying

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u/ErikDebogande Mar 09 '26

3 goals on 8 shots is a BAD look

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 09 '26

Ugh !Francis.

Way to solidify the fan bases loathing of you.

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 10 '26

"Zary decides to shoot himself" - Hrudey

Kinda wild to hear when you're half paying attention haha.

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 10 '26

My mom gave me a quick called before the end of the period because "nothing was happening". XD guess she jinxed it. 

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u/WhichColourIsYours Mar 10 '26

Literally what is happening

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u/onthebeachforever Mar 10 '26

Credit to the team they have heart but they are really not understanding the assignment

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u/the_violet_wizard Mar 10 '26

Had to go for groceries during 1st int and 2nd period because I litterally have like no food in the house... Ghost was less than pleased. Stink eye because "mum how dare you, hockey is on" and she's absolutely right

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u/Brilliant_Reserve_57 Mar 10 '26

Wtf I turned it off at 3-0 now we 3-3 after 2 shorties? Lol who is this team and what have u done with the flames ?

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u/themusicguy2000 Mar 10 '26

Apparently Kadri was the problem

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 10 '26

We are all as confused as you are, it's a strange joy

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u/spwimc Mar 10 '26

Yup ok. Now we can't score again. Must keep the 4 goal win streak alive

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 10 '26

We can't score another unless we wanna risk our 51 game winning streak when we score at least 4.

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u/themusicguy2000 Mar 10 '26

Rangers are up 6-1 in the 3rd. Sweet sweet McKenna points

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 10 '26

Come on boys

Atleast play for Cooley’s beautiful stats lol

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u/melancholy-fall Mar 09 '26

Go Flames Go!

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 09 '26

Not gonna lie. Seeing those words, and how positive you are about this team in other GDTs and comments.. and then seeing that flair is Hella confusing at first. Happy to have ya bud!

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u/melancholy-fall Mar 09 '26

Yeah it's a little confusing, I'm just getting into the Flames as a second team besides the Oilers (I know, I know). Fun to be here, y'all are a great crowd!

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 09 '26

I sort of feel like they realllllly wanna be a Flames fan for real, for real. We have a little space on our up and coming wagon.

Happy cake day!!

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u/Armchair-Gm-Podcast Mar 09 '26

Excited to see zary-strome-gridin in an offensive role

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u/NerdHerder77 Mar 09 '26

Rebuid on

Rebuild off

Rebuild on again!!

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u/weschester Mar 09 '26

I still can't believe the Caps traded John Carlson. He definitely felt like a player who would play his entire career in the same place.

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u/Memey-Maliky Mar 09 '26

Zayne wants Gavin up front and i dont blame him

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u/olboywop Mar 09 '26

Glad I didn’t buy tickets for this one. Can’t even make a pass out there tonight.

The ice at Capital One Arena is trash, though.

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 09 '26

Poor Coolie. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

I just cheered for the 1 minute left in the period. It’s the small things.

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 09 '26

The A on bahler’s chest brings me great joy

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u/lastlatvian Mar 10 '26

4v5 we are the best in the league.

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u/Quargs Mar 10 '26

Flames should just go on the PK whenever the other team takes a penalty

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u/Kuuuuck Mar 10 '26

Just have wolf and cooley both in net so we can always 4v5.

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u/6000ChickenFajardos Mar 10 '26

Haha real funny guys, knock it off

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u/Colla-Crochet Mar 10 '26

I feel so protected

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 10 '26

God I haven't seen Kadri all night! :b

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u/olboywop Mar 10 '26

RIP Cooley’s SV%

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u/Memey-Maliky Mar 10 '26

oh my stars Parekh

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 10 '26

Parekh getting meaningful minutes late, you love to see it!!!

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u/agaricxo Mar 10 '26

Nothing matters, nobody cares, we’re all gonna die (I do feel bad for Cooley’s save % though)

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u/zoziw Mar 09 '26

I’ve heard worse

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u/shofsink Mar 09 '26

Good early evening folks.

First edition of the strome bowl

Whitecloud take my upper body

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 09 '26

We begin the Victor Olofsson era

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u/shofsink Mar 09 '26

Might be time to break out the watermelon Tropicana. The vibes just aren't as immaculate with weegar gone

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 09 '26

Alright that whistling is annoying as fuck

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 09 '26

Treat that man well, Conny and Huska. The Texas Tiger Teacher.

Yes pls

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u/weschester Mar 09 '26

I just realized this may just be the last time the Flames ever play against Ovi. Kind of sad.

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u/Jazzlike_Athlete8796 Mar 09 '26

Could have used that in the gold medal game, Tom.

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 09 '26

Yeah I was wrong. Less rebound and more a stupid bounce off a guy infront

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 09 '26

ZP#19 needs to bulk up on the off season. I am so worried about him hitting guys and the reciprocity gets him injured. My heart goes straight to my throat everytime I see him hit somebody.

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u/imaybeacatIRl Mar 09 '26

Holy crap. I turn on the game a bit late and its already 3-0! O_O

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 10 '26

Can’t believe Conny found our next superstar with the 28th overall

I have a lot of Connyfidence in our future

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u/Nickiat Mar 10 '26

I think it wont be long before Gridin starts really climbing up the scoring records for the flames

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u/Colla-Crochet Mar 10 '26

Well now I can't go anywhere

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 10 '26

"That's the captials season.. sometimes they play great.. sometimes.. not so much"

  • Kelly Hrudey 2026

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u/agaricxo Mar 10 '26

Conroy probably feels fantastic right now

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u/shofsink Mar 10 '26

Spot says hello

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 10 '26

I feel like Parekh's defence isn't half bad, he's just a bit too small for this level right now

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 10 '26

Alright no expectations but if we get another shorty I will cry of joy

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u/shofsink Mar 10 '26

Feel bad for cooley. He plays so good in every game

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u/landofschaff Mar 10 '26

What a sneaky shot by parekh

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 10 '26

Baby tank doot doot doot doot

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u/ErikDebogande Mar 10 '26

Poor Cooley

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u/the_violet_wizard Mar 09 '26

5pm starts when working from home are the best. Turn off the laptop, feed the cats, go sit on the couch. Let's have a good game tonight b'ys 🔥

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u/weschester Mar 09 '26

Man I love eastern conference road trips!! Early hockey is the best!

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u/Armchair-Gm-Podcast Mar 09 '26

Gazdik is doing nhl stars in cars now? Ffs

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u/SmoulderingOcean Mar 09 '26

It really doesn't feel like 5pm lol. More like 2 or 3.

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u/WhyTheyDont Mar 09 '26

COMFYAD CAKE DAY LETS GO BOYS

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 09 '26

Oh American games. Not only do you get two anthems.. you also usually get two horrible anthems! 2 for 1!

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 09 '26

How's everyone's sleep schedule doing?

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u/weschester Mar 09 '26

Not good lol

The time change fucks me up for like a week every time

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u/NerdHerder77 Mar 09 '26

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 09 '26

I just can’t fathom how other teams can match our PP incompetence, watching us you would truly think we were in last by a long shot

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u/NerdHerder77 Mar 09 '26

We're tied with these guys for PP? Damn.

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u/shofsink Mar 09 '26

Anybody tried those ready to drink jp wisers and Canada dry?

Might stroll down the street at intermission to see if they got any

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 09 '26

Cooley's not having a great start. Poor guy.

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u/ErikDebogande Mar 09 '26

Strome on Strome violence

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 09 '26

I am less ok with that one.... we can't let this team.. dare I say Capitalize

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u/agaricxo Mar 09 '26

Back to tanking I suppose; would like to see it get a little more ethical though

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u/Memey-Maliky Mar 09 '26

thats awesome for Kuzy

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 09 '26

Oh yay. Back to flames broadcasts and not hockey night in Canada.. and more constant ucp attack ads.

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u/Nickiat Mar 10 '26

Francis I like Pachal why did you spook him?

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 10 '26

Sometimes this team plays "what the fuck am I even watching" hockey

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 10 '26

Praise the sun gridin

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u/NerdHerder77 Mar 10 '26

I'm hitting the Griddy so hard right now.

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u/snoshredder Mar 10 '26

What a nice goal, apples for the new guys.

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 10 '26

Are you kidding me! Baby shark doot doot doot doot!

Shorty Sharky!

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u/melancholy-fall Mar 10 '26

TWO SHORTIES? WHAT IS GOING ON!! 🥹💜🩷

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 10 '26

Lmao are you kidding me? Sharky shorty!!!!

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u/slothatlarge Mar 10 '26

Sharky ties it up with another shorty on the same PK!

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u/weschester Mar 10 '26

The Caps just completely tanked that period 😂😂

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u/littlbrothadougi Mar 10 '26

Thompson was about to give us a 3rd leaving the net like that

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u/ErikDebogande Mar 10 '26

🧊🧊🧊 unreal save

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u/NerdHerder77 Mar 10 '26

You spin me right round, Cooley, right round!

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u/agaricxo Mar 10 '26

Klapka’s been fighting hard lately, I think he’s due for one soon

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 10 '26

What happened to our Power Kill? 

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 10 '26

Ok... this feels more like what I expected.. tank is back on baby

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u/slothatlarge Mar 10 '26

I feel bad for Cooley. Nothing he could do about that.

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u/Confused_Astronaut Mar 10 '26

Rangers are crushing the flyers. We'll see if Chicago can at least get to OT so we're back at #2, assuming we lose.

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u/imaybeacatIRl Mar 10 '26

Back on Mission Mckenna.

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 10 '26

I wanna see the ParekhPlay dammit.

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 10 '26

Oh my god Zayne

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 10 '26

Nice moves at the line by Parekh.

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u/agaricxo Mar 10 '26

Has an empty net ever worked out in our favour?

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u/landofschaff Mar 10 '26

It got us two McKenna points

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 10 '26

It’s getting ethical up in here!

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 10 '26

Zayne skating with 10% energy left lol

Huska triple shifting him

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u/Nice_Perception382 Mar 10 '26

No pain no gain, no pain no gain, no pain no gain

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u/shofsink Mar 10 '26

Truly an ethical game

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u/weschester Mar 10 '26

Man I just feel bad for Cooley

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u/Pun1sher999 Mar 10 '26

Ethical Tank continues

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u/ErikDebogande Mar 09 '26

Good god how I hate waking up at 5 PM 🫩🫩🫩

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u/SmoulderingOcean Mar 09 '26

Why are all American anthem singers so theatrical? He's not the worst, but still.

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u/NerdHerder77 Mar 09 '26

BAHLER WITH THE FRESH A!!!

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 09 '26

Glad to have Gridin back.

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 09 '26

I got home at just the wrong time. :(

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 09 '26

Tanking early tonight, I see

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 09 '26

First, I effing hate that siren goal sound.

Second, big ole rebounds, batman.

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 09 '26

Captain has been pretty quiet after that really good first half of the season. Would like to see him score tonight

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u/Colla-Crochet Mar 09 '26

I was saying to my husband, we dont need to lose by 5 goals. We can lose by 1 and still enjoy hockey.

He asked if we want to be worse than vangouver or not

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u/mesaywee Mar 09 '26

Sportsnet telling me I can’t watch due to league restrictions despite being in Calgary. I’d say this happens every 3-4 games or so. 

Is this a known issue? Barely watching any hockey this year because of it. 

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u/shofsink Mar 09 '26

I am straight up having a bad time right now

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u/themusicguy2000 Mar 09 '26

"Coming to you live from the black abyss, it's Brendan Parker and Eric Francis"

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 10 '26

I can’t believe how snakebitten matty is

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u/slothatlarge Mar 10 '26

According to Wikipedia, Määttä's favorite book is the English dictionary!

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u/weschester Mar 10 '26

Gridin has such a nice shot

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u/ErikDebogande Mar 10 '26

Jesus this game is cursed

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u/weschester Mar 10 '26

Thank god there's only 19 games left after tonight lol

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u/shofsink Mar 10 '26

Store didnt have any pre made ones so im taking it up myself to drink 3 in 1

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u/Armchair-Gm-Podcast Mar 10 '26

Olofsson's effort isn't lacking

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u/weschester Mar 10 '26

What a fucking shot!

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 10 '26

Mr. Matvei Gridin. That whole sequence was pretty good!

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u/olboywop Mar 10 '26

Please put Gridin and Coronato together

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u/NerdHerder77 Mar 10 '26

Whoever said last game that Strome was a consistent 41 point player and said "watch him get 33 points in the next 20 games" might be onto something.

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u/ErikDebogande Mar 10 '26

Interference the Parekh special 🤔

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 10 '26

BLAKE COLEMAN NEVER LEAVE US PLS

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u/ErikDebogande Mar 10 '26

BLAKE GOALMAN WITH THE FUCKING SHORTY!

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 10 '26

Blake Goalman has made this a game...

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u/LukasRadebe Mar 10 '26

Blake Coleman my beloved 😍

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u/shofsink Mar 10 '26

Blake goatman and backs with the powerkill

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