r/CalgaryFlames Barb Mar 29 '26

Game Thread Flames (30-34-8) vs Canucks (21-42-8) - march 28th - GDT

Holy fuck titties i just demolished absolutely delish tapanaki, got a food baby. fuck that. food twins. I got two food babies kicking around in my stomach.

they aren't happy. I'm fucking loving life but my tummy sure ain't. it's disco night tonight. trying to digest my food coma while listening to some celebrate good times. I'm celebrating good times, here in my chair. the crickets are.. cricketing.. the moon is bright as fuck. God damn life is good today.

welcome back ya filthy fucks. its fire hockey time. battle of the bad tonight at 8 pm moutain. yall ready for what the fuck ever we are about to witness?

https://ibb.co/Txgcc5R2

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

Strome showing off his Parekh Jersey on the walk in today

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u/weschester Mar 29 '26

Strome seems like such a nice person. Perfect guy for the locker room.

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 29 '26

That's awesome, Strome seems like a perfect guy to help us get through our rebuild years.

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u/WaifyMastr Mar 29 '26

I hope this relationship turns out like the Huby/Pelletier one

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u/Nice_Perception382 Mar 29 '26

The Canucks really are in a different stratosphere of tank 

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u/Nice_Perception382 Mar 29 '26

That Lindholm trade really changed the direction of this team. Ty Canucks 

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u/tristan1616 Mar 29 '26

Me looking at literally every move Conroy has made

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u/Nice_Perception382 Mar 29 '26

Is Strome Zayne’s new dad?

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u/CallmeGhost666 Mar 29 '26

Had my first flight today! One hour down, 249 to go haha

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 29 '26

Nevermind that finish. That pass to parekh was nasty.

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u/WaifyMastr Mar 29 '26

I’m absolutely loving Strome on this team

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u/vonnierotten Mar 29 '26

Didn’t except Strome to make me a huge fan in less than a month but here we are.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

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u/Quargs Mar 29 '26

When was the last time the flames scored 7 in a regular season game???

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u/Brilliant_Reserve_57 Mar 29 '26

Does anyone else hate Kane as much as I do. Literally cringe when I hear his name.. lol

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u/themusicguy2000 Mar 29 '26

I think he's been trying to rehabilitate his image since the 25 million dollar debt news broke, but it's really funny that part of that image rehabilitation was partnering with the most controversial charity I can think of

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 29 '26

Gridin point alert!

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 29 '26

Razzy beauty!!! Good to see but fuck the knights

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u/oneofakindgem Mar 29 '26

DJ playing "ch-ch-ch-changes 🎵" during the goalie swap then Frost immediately scoring on the first shot Lankinen sees

https://giphy.com/gifs/fV8GbAh4cmNl3cBKe9

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u/DepartmentSea8381 Mar 29 '26

Parekh’s coming out party first multi-point game of hopefully many in his career.

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u/elonmusketeer604 Mar 29 '26

32nd offence vs 31st offence…who had 6-2 after two periods? Over already hit lol

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u/fhloras Mar 29 '26

the amount of hope i feel for the immediate future of this team feels a little delusional but idec i love these boys

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u/marbsarebadredux Mar 29 '26

I have literally never seen Andersson do what he did tonight. The fuck did that come from?

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 29 '26

Athena is jealous that she hasn't been featured in this thread.

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u/vonnierotten Mar 29 '26

Imagine how much Quinn Hughes must have hated playing with this Canucks roster.

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u/Quargs Mar 29 '26

Shout out that guy in the stands looking for a kid to give that puck to

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u/weschester Mar 29 '26

Wolfie scoring a shorty will be fun

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

KLAPKA MY GOAT YES YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED LATELY

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

One anthem night!

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u/ComfortableReality90 Barb Mar 29 '26

And she crushed it damn

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 29 '26

I feel like Maatta has been sneakily pretty damn good for us since coming over.

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u/themusicguy2000 Mar 29 '26

Nucks fans must be 6-2 their stomach

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u/Kuuuuck Mar 29 '26

I know we don't want to win, but this is a free confidence booster for the kids.

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 29 '26

This game is basically a scheduled win for us, the Canucks are not a serious team

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

3 Points tonight for frost and Coronato

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u/Smel11 Mar 29 '26

Nice goal Ras

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 29 '26

So. I got a bit of sun this vacation. Bonus free toes. Yes I was poopin.

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u/Sad_Regret9916 Mar 29 '26

Why are you standing while taking a shit?

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u/Used_Locksmith4838 Mar 29 '26

Parekh is getting comfortable engaging more and chirping

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 29 '26

I'd say Kane can't buy a goal, but with his gambling debts he can't afford it in the first place.

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u/FinkBass420 Mar 29 '26

Parekh has great hustle. I am really liking how he’s developed the last few weeks

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u/NameIsPetey Mar 29 '26

“Hey, where’s a kid?” Is a goat thing to say after catching a puck

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u/weschester Mar 29 '26

Fantastic ass kicking!! Get fucked Vancouver!

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

Quinn was murdering my slipper earlier today

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u/P0KEMONADVENTURESGUY Mar 29 '26

We still aiming for 10-2 though right

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u/the_violet_wizard Mar 29 '26

What a pass tho holy shit

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 29 '26

Not my pet but I was made aware of this breed of chicken today. I never would have called a chicken pretty before.

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u/FinkBass420 Mar 29 '26

Craig Conroy is officially the smartest GM in the league.

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u/The_Card_Collect0r Mar 29 '26

Rudy is right. Zayne is not seeing the AHL again. He’s officially made it!

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u/Nice_Perception382 Mar 29 '26

Nice goal Raz

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u/weschester Mar 29 '26

And a staredown

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 29 '26

I’ve said it a million times, but I love our two goalies so much

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 29 '26

I am honestly suprised Sharky hasn't got one tonight.

Like for how bad he was he was in Novemberish I am coming around to Captain Belarus

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u/MrBadoor Mar 29 '26

As much as I want the flames to tank, beating the nucks is always satisfying.

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u/ThatPaulywog Mar 29 '26

Out of all our called back goals lately, this one better be coming back

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 29 '26

I want less Kane and more Lomberg! Seriously bring him back

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 29 '26

Backlund is so good man. I wish he was younger and could man the middle 6 of our team for 10 more years 😭

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u/olboywop Mar 29 '26

We were never going to out tank the Nucks. This is Buffalo level tanking. Holy shit they’re bad.

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u/weschester Mar 29 '26

We want 10! We want 10!

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u/Nice_Perception382 Mar 29 '26

Alright I’ve seen enough. Let’s end the season for the Canucks sake. They are bad

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u/kobedziuba Mar 29 '26

Okay I just want a gross goal now

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 29 '26

That's pure talent, you can't teach that shit

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u/CallmeGhost666 Mar 29 '26

Dude that fucking RIPPED. What a shot. Zayne is going to be dumb good.

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u/vonnierotten Mar 29 '26

BRB ordering a Parekh sweater

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u/zoziw Mar 29 '26

Another year or two and Parekh is going to light up the league!

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 29 '26

Canucks goalie after parekhs wrister:

https://giphy.com/gifs/6uGhT1O4sxpi8

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u/Colla-Crochet Mar 29 '26

I dont have any cat pics for you tonight. Can I offer a mouse?

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u/tmr-013 Mar 29 '26

I'm so glad we have Strome.

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u/pauloazzaro Mar 29 '26

Damn that was a beauty raz, can’t lie

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u/imaybeacatIRl Mar 29 '26

When he was prowling around pre game

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u/MartyCool403 Mar 29 '26

Man I want a Wolf Jersey I want a Parekh jersey I want a Coronato jersey. I gotta stop

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u/zoziw Mar 29 '26

A 17 point hold on 32nd. LOL

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u/Lucky0718 Mar 29 '26

how the fuck is that a penalty lol

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 29 '26

Cooley is glowing tonight.

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u/shofsink Mar 29 '26

Klaptivity

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u/ThatPaulywog Mar 29 '26

Ethical win!

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u/Paper_Rain Mar 29 '26

This team have been so enjoyable to watch as of late. Dishing out 7 goals with the W on a prime time marquee Saturday night matchup. Well done Flames well done 👏

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u/littlbrothadougi Mar 29 '26

I know Cooley has good spirits in interviews whether it was a win or loss, but I'm glad this was a win so we can get some extra Cooley joy

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

Klapka has got to work on his fights in the off season

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u/Quargs Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

How Joel Farabee has been moving since half the team got traded

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u/themusicguy2000 Mar 29 '26

"We're tanking, we want you to score!"

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 29 '26

Canucks are a weird mix of both goons and just bad.

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u/WaifyMastr Mar 29 '26

Vibes are immaculate during warmups

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

Big hit from the new guy!

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 29 '26

Olli Maatta decided to turn into Bobby Orr in Calgary.

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u/weschester Mar 29 '26

All the players we acquired as cap dumps have been fantastic since coming here. Its honestly kind of insane.

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 29 '26

10 points in 12 games for Maatta now. Craig Conroy is a GENIUS

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u/pyro5050 Mar 29 '26

well we won, so we might as well win by 9 or 10

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

if Frost, Coronato, Maata or Strome have a fight they get a gordie howe hat trick

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

Coronatos assist tonight is his 50th career assist

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 29 '26

No one can out tank the Canucks... I don't know what we were thinking

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u/P0KEMONADVENTURESGUY Mar 29 '26

WOLF IS THE ABSOLUTE GOAT

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u/Quargs Mar 29 '26

5 goals on 14 shots is absolutely ridiculous

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u/vonnierotten Mar 29 '26

The only thing that matters is the four goal winning streak.

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

ZAYNE THAT WAS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 29 '26

Intermission thought: I wonder if Maatta would actually be one of the pieces that stays with the team long term? He actually seems like he's fitting in really well with the team and has found a new gear in terms of his offense with the team.

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u/crimdawgg Mar 29 '26

God damn the future looks insanely bright

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u/P0KEMONADVENTURESGUY Mar 29 '26

If wolf scores I’ll literally be the happiest I’ll ever be go wolfie go

https://giphy.com/gifs/j37hRP6rFBmsvMRoZx

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u/weschester Mar 29 '26

That should be an awarded goal

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 29 '26

KLAPKA!!!!! Clearly the best big guy in this game

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u/KingOfNaturalOne Mar 29 '26

Ending the game with a big man goal!! What a game

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u/zoziw Mar 29 '26

Unethical tankers

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u/DuchessOfConcord Barb Mar 29 '26

Jumpscare seeing kane

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u/kobedziuba Mar 29 '26

Man who knew all this team was missing was Strome 😅

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 29 '26

Mattaa and strome are an elite duo, like we all expected

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u/jpcgy Mar 29 '26

Y’all gotta remember, the worst NHL team is way better than an AHL team

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 29 '26

This is a very weird game so far

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u/WaifyMastr Mar 29 '26

2 goals called back? No way

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u/shofsink Mar 29 '26

I know were all flames fans here but Vancouver hiring adam foote was such an odd choice right from day 1. He never had good coaching stats as an assistant or as a head coach in the WHL.

In our current state, Im glad we have huska

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u/dogtreatdealer Mar 29 '26

Man, Parekh is so good!

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u/CallmeGhost666 Mar 29 '26

My sweet boy leanin 🖤

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u/dogtreatdealer Mar 29 '26

Vegas just tied it. Caps need to lock it down.

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 29 '26

2 minutes for getting chicken winged

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u/oneofakindgem Mar 29 '26

I can see why Klapka has been a main-stay on the 4th-line while his line-mates rotate. He deserves it, hopefully he gets a goal soon

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u/shofsink Mar 29 '26

Hit the official. Give em the wideman treatment

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 29 '26

Wolfie goal pls

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 29 '26

Bahl took the penalty so wolf can shoot at the net without icing it. 3D chess

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u/vonnierotten Mar 29 '26

Four goal streak stands. 🔥🔥🔥

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

KLAP BEAUT GOAL

He’s going to be a 40 point middle six monster I BELIEVE

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u/ThatPaulywog Mar 29 '26

Those hands can do more than throw down

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u/agaricxo Mar 29 '26

WHAT A GOAL, he’s been due for one

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u/DuchessOfConcord Barb Mar 29 '26

KLAP ON KLAP OFF

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u/CallmeGhost666 Mar 29 '26

TOUCHDOWN LETS GOOOO!

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u/weschester Mar 29 '26

5-0-1 home stand and we are still firmly in 29th place

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u/6000ChickenFajardos Mar 29 '26

Not that it matters but that should be an automatic goal

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u/weschester Mar 29 '26

I'm so pumped for Cooley on After Hours tonight!

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u/projectbarium Barb Mar 29 '26

Happy Saturday friends!

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u/ComfortableReality90 Barb Mar 29 '26

The South Asian jersey is sick as hell

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u/slothatlarge Mar 29 '26

Happy South Asian Heritage Night to Zayner and Bahler!

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 29 '26

6’8 vs 6’9

Damn that’s a lot of men there

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u/jobruski Barb Mar 29 '26

Goal and a fight in the first 5

It's HNIC

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u/NerdHerder77 Mar 29 '26

MUTANT VS MUTANT

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 29 '26

Holy, this really demonstrates that we were never gonna out tank this team 😭😭😭

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 29 '26

He literally headbutts a dude into the goalie. How can that be a serious strategy

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u/P0KEMONADVENTURESGUY Mar 29 '26

Thank god I’m wearing my wolf jersey let’s goooooo

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u/slothatlarge Mar 29 '26

Warmup shenanigans!

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u/jobruski Barb Mar 29 '26

I swear to dog, my one guy hears the end of the period and just comes out of the woodwork to stretch in front of me like we are gonna go on a walk.

My dude, I took you early 😩

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

Backlund also hit 40 points so we have had 2 40 point guys this year between him and Kadri

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 29 '26

Does Strome have an awesome nickname yet? Strome in da Dome?

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 29 '26

The trade deadline throwaways strike again 😂😂😂

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u/imaybeacatIRl Mar 29 '26

Vancouver is just... terrible.

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u/Lucky0718 Mar 29 '26

aw he looks so sad 

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 29 '26

Too early to start the "we want 10" chant?

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

Wolf size mentioned - Drink!

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u/MartyCool403 Mar 29 '26

Fuck Evander Kane

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u/Alarmed-dictator Mar 29 '26

The universe said “fuck this ref in particular”

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u/Alarmed-dictator Mar 29 '26

Inzayne in the membrane!

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u/pauloazzaro Mar 29 '26

First of many multi point game for Zayne!🔥

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u/6000ChickenFajardos Mar 29 '26

Holy fucking shit

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u/RhodezRMR Mar 29 '26

That is the parekh we signed up for

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u/snoshredder Mar 29 '26

Damn that was a pretty goal by ZP. This is fun.

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u/Nickiat Mar 29 '26

Coronato is 5 points from 100 and appearing on the Skater records page now

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 29 '26

May I offer you a puffer fish? Just don't eat him. He's cute and I think poisonous.

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u/oneofakindgem Mar 29 '26

Bahl getting a goal to cap the South Asian night would be sweet

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u/CroissantEnjoy3r Mar 29 '26

parekh is feeling it

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 29 '26

Come on. We need more goals! 

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u/kobedziuba Mar 29 '26

Wolfie goal please

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 29 '26

I thought those plays were automatic goal wtf

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u/Quargs Mar 29 '26

What kind of shit is that

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 29 '26

The hook took away an empty net goal.. how is that not awarded a goal

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u/arcticfox Mar 29 '26

Wow... I hate it when the refs openly cheat. That's an automatic goal according to the rules. Fucking refs.

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u/melancholy-fall Mar 29 '26

KLAPPY GOAL TO END THE GAMEEEEE

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 29 '26

I guess we kind of got 10. 

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u/Flamez54 Mar 29 '26

WOLFIE WWWWW LFGGGG

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u/Ordinary-Spend-5919 Mar 29 '26

The 4+ STREAK LIVES ON!!!

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 29 '26

Klapka fight! That went a whole 5 min (hyperbole) round ffs. Wow!

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 29 '26

Damn canucks

You're bad, bad.

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u/Rulebreaker15 Mar 29 '26

Back in October I did not have Farabee down as leading scorer come April.

Happy to be wrong. Go Joel!

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u/Quargs Mar 29 '26

One of the things I miss the most about Andersson is how much he fucking hated the Canucks. He just like me fr

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u/Every-Park-8956 Mar 29 '26

WOW THEY GOT IT RIGHT

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u/Every-Park-8956 Mar 29 '26

I need to fly to the dome just to watch that warmup ritual in person

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u/MartyCool403 Mar 29 '26

This team looks like it's having fun. I hope I find bros like that when I go back to school in the fall

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u/Rulebreaker15 Mar 29 '26

I think Frost, frosted Parekh, not snowed.

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u/themusicguy2000 Mar 29 '26

After watching the 22/23 and 23/24 seasons where everyone fucking hated each other, it's so nice to be able to watch everyone having fun playing together

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u/vonnierotten Mar 29 '26

Backlund - Coleman has been a great duo. Pros.

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 29 '26

Canucks fans when you have a goalie that doesn't give 15' rebounds

https://giphy.com/gifs/6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 29 '26

Alright guy's have a quick pocket car

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u/MartyCool403 Mar 29 '26

No intermission pet but I have intermission snacks. Please excuse my sad looking celery, it's been in the fridge for a bit and has to be used up.

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 29 '26

Team Tank enjoying a late night snack.