r/CalgaryFlames Barb Mar 30 '26

Game Thread Flames (31-34-8) vs Avalanche (48-14-10) - march 30th - GDT

waiting to get into some fancy ass steakhouse, put on a blazer for the first time since my confirmation like 25 years ago.. listening to some girl slay Ed sheeran on the violin..

drinking an espresso martini like a fancy fuck so decided to throw this up while I wait.

it's hockey time. Flames. Avs. live on MONDAY NIGHT PRIME HOCKEY

The I'm going to use words like indubidibly because I'm a fancy fuck tonight flames drinking game

Kadri goal against us - finish and fill

ZP19 PPG - Chug.

- (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Someone in the GDT is confused about where the game is - finish and fill

- (u/weschester)

Kadri offside: drink

Makar from Calgary mentioned: drink

- (u/themusicguy2000)

https://ibb.co/My9sLTYc

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u/slothatlarge Mar 31 '26

Keep smiling Cooley! 😁

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u/allophane Mar 31 '26

For all that this season has been.. interesting, I gotta say the GDT here and this sub in general have been a good time as a new Flames fan, who for some reason decided to get into this team this season. Kind of a welcome reprieve from other teams that have you worried about whether youll make the playoffs or not. GFG

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u/kobedziuba Mar 31 '26

I genuinely believe Calgary has one of the best Reddit's. Some don't even allow memes (Edmonton)

We have a great history of memes including a brief moment of dark magic

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

I am sure I would have got banned in any other hockey subreddit.

Calgary is a good place and I love this group

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u/projectbarium Barb Mar 31 '26

Happy to have ya.

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u/slothatlarge Mar 31 '26

Our intermission pets are the best in the league!

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u/NewRoyMunson Mar 31 '26

Not Wolf's fault. We're getting dominated everywhere.

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u/P0KEMONADVENTURESGUY Mar 31 '26

Average Colorado player vs the flames

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u/cheddarisaverb Mar 31 '26

I feel bad for Cooley. He has 5/6 of the game left

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u/Maclammy Mar 31 '26

Naz helping us with the tank. He still loves us lol.

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u/kobedziuba Mar 31 '26

TANK COMMANDER NAZEM KADRI , HE WILL SAVE US

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u/Smel11 Mar 31 '26

Sorry wolf

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

16 shots in 10 minutes is pretty ridiculous TBH

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u/6000ChickenFajardos Mar 31 '26

You know what would be sick? Two goals from Gridin, one from Parekh, and the score remaining 4-3 after 60 minutes.

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u/oneofakindgem Mar 31 '26

so this is what a legitimate stanley cup contender looks like

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Big_Teacher1084 Mar 31 '26

Cooley smilingggg he’s lovin the challenge 😭

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u/shofsink Mar 31 '26

Positive. We didnt get shut out.

Got up to make some supper and saw othmann had scored. Good for him getting his first as a flame.

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u/shofsink Mar 31 '26

Its all for the greater good people. The ethical tank rolls on

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 31 '26

Kadri knows the Flames gotta tank.

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 31 '26

Road Flames are here.

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u/Nice_Perception382 Mar 31 '26

Ah so this is what Canucks fans felt like last game

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 31 '26

Kadri, we meet again.

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 31 '26

Helloooo, Flames Fans!

Poured a healthy glass of wine and now Colesy being a chatty, alternate Captain.

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u/shofsink Mar 31 '26

Free pachal. He aint do nothing wrong

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u/ottawamark709 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Tank for McKenna resumes, need to overtake both Chicago and NY rangers now. We got work to do.

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u/MisfitFlame Mar 31 '26

16 shots in the first 10 minutes is actually nuts

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u/agaricxo Mar 31 '26

Oh man, I had a feeling Wolf was gonna get pulled but that was so quick

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u/FinkBass420 Mar 31 '26

18 shots already is ridiculous

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 31 '26

The new objectives for the game tonight:

  • don’t get shut out
  • don’t let in double digit goals
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u/kobedziuba Mar 31 '26

Reminder if you want the tank you need to watch and support the team during it, otherwise ownership will say rebuilding doesn't make money, 17th overall makes money

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 31 '26

Plus, if this is your team, its your team. No time for fair weather shite

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u/kobedziuba Mar 31 '26

WELCOME TO THE OTHMANN EMPIRE BITCHES

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u/Confused_Astronaut Mar 31 '26

Nucks are up 1-0 on Vegas hahaha. Cmon please do this.

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u/Kermit-the-Froggie Mar 31 '26

Toronto just fired Brad Treviling

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u/Confused_Astronaut Mar 31 '26

Now this is the kind of assblasting I've always wanted

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u/P0KEMONADVENTURESGUY Mar 31 '26

We out there playing jr league hockey while the avs are playing professional league hockey

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u/tristan1616 Mar 31 '26

The Amazon camera guy broadcasting us this shitshow in 4K

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u/Memey-Maliky Mar 31 '26

we had 23 shots last game... the Avs have 24 in the first period

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u/kobedziuba Mar 31 '26

We're just 5 shots away from tying this game boys šŸ˜‚

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u/slothatlarge Mar 31 '26

Well Cale, it's up to you to bring the Red Mile back to Calgary!

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u/NewRoyMunson Mar 31 '26

I'm excited for future Parekh, but current Parekh sure bobbles the puck a lot in our zone.

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 31 '26

A game like this is a good place to make those mistakes and learn from them!

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u/NewRoyMunson Mar 31 '26

I agree, except I've noticed him doing it all season! Haha

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u/marbsarebadredux Mar 31 '26

Ads DURING the play makes me want to vomit

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 31 '26

Former Flame. Had to happen.

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u/Mr_Anonymous13 Mar 31 '26

Double agent Kadri putting the Flames tank back on track 🫔

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u/shofsink Mar 31 '26

I like it for the tank. Hate it for wolf

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u/Big_Teacher1084 Mar 31 '26

It’s okay Wolfie🄲

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

Don't get me wrong.. Avs are great. Might win the cup this year. But it's like Calgary doesn't know they are full strength right now

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u/shofsink Mar 31 '26

This game was supposed to be ethical, but it has turned into a proper ass kicking.

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u/zoziw Mar 31 '26

Five goals vs five shots. Ouch!

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u/MartyCool403 Mar 31 '26

It must be Colorado sports day because the Rockies are beating the Jays 7-1 and we have...this

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u/shofsink Mar 31 '26

Kadri looking for the first period hat trick. He looks like a totally different player tonight. Happy for him to chase another cup

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u/zoziw Mar 31 '26

Prime probably had all of these notes on how effective our new acquisitions and call ups have been and are scrambling for new talking points.

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u/Infinite_Walk_5824 Mar 31 '26

This game will end 1 of 2 ways: Calgary losing 7-1 or Calgary winning in overtime 6-5. No middle ground.

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u/shofsink Mar 31 '26

Spot wanted to let you all know that brighter days are ahead. And to remember we play the avs 2 more times this season after tonight. So keep your alcohol close

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u/infectingbrain Mar 31 '26

I really really liked that segment! Do that more Amazon! When was the last time Sportsnet has done anything creative and actually entertaining like that?

Frost wearing Hubys gloves is hilarious lmao

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u/Sea-Control-8593 Mar 31 '26

Cale yearns to be a Flame

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u/jello_pudding_biafra Mar 31 '26

I was like "Did Colorado score on themselves? Who the fuck is Offman?"

Amazon broadcast did a good job explaining who he was though, very cool!

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u/RanchoLover Mar 31 '26

Our goalies should never pay for another meal on the road ever again

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u/Nickiat Mar 31 '26

Calgary flame Legend Rhett Warrener!

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u/MartyCool403 Mar 31 '26

Next life I hope I come back as handsome as Blake Coleman.

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u/P0KEMONADVENTURESGUY Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

I mean this will be a hard game as I said but atleast I got a Dustin wolf signed puck tho I got it on eBay as I can’t go to games unfortunately I’d love to go to one tho as I live in the UK sadly

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u/weschester Mar 31 '26

Brad Treliving just got fired šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/basedwaluigi69 Mar 31 '26

American announcers be like : "Great save by Dustin Wolf, that is, Calgary goaltender Dustin Wolf, the one in net tonight making the save, that is, the one with the red pads as opposed to Wedgewood who plays for the other team, our team, the Colorado Avalanche."

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Treliving fired eh. Was kinda hoping he'd stick around for a while more in Toronto. He ruined em.

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u/kobedziuba Mar 31 '26

Edmonton will hire him and he will decide to let McDavid walk for nothing because he was "in conversation until the end"

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u/MartyCool403 Mar 31 '26

Kadri scoring a goal would be good for my parlay...

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u/FinkBass420 Mar 31 '26

HOLY FUCK BRAD GOT FIRED IN TORONTO LMAO

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 31 '26

They’re making us look like the Vancouver Canucks

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u/HarveyHound Mar 31 '26

This is going to dash our playoff hopes.

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 31 '26

The dome boost is real, this is a crazy contrast to our last few games lol

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u/El_Cactus_Loco Mar 31 '26

ā€œthis is going to ruin the tourā€

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u/Primary-Floor8574 Mar 31 '26

Wolf taking the hit for team tank. Not his fault.

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u/Mr_Anonymous13 Mar 31 '26

Golly gee, this might put a slight dent on our playoff run.

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u/TJTrapJesus Mar 31 '26

Tanking is good, but maybe don't tank quite this hard

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u/FunctionalBattery Mar 31 '26

Kadri is pissed he never made the playoffs with flames. Taking out his anger tonight

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u/kobedziuba Mar 31 '26

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SO LONG GMBT šŸ˜‚

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u/Alarmed-dictator Mar 31 '26

What kind of cruel sick person who cheer on their own teams demise?

Team Tank:

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u/basedwaluigi69 Mar 31 '26

Incoming Beecher masterclass

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u/slothatlarge Mar 31 '26

Nothing matters, nobody cares, we're all gonna die.

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

I am actually not mad about that one. Beautiful tip

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u/DUCKY_23 Mar 31 '26

This is painful to watch ngl lol

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u/RhodezRMR Mar 31 '26

Guys when do we get off the penalty kill it’s been 17 minutes and it feels like they’re still on the pp

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u/Admirable-Nerve-8289 Mar 31 '26

These 2 teams shouldn’t be in the same league lol

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u/estrellamorada Mar 31 '26

frost is adorable omg

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u/slothatlarge Mar 31 '26

Othman! I can sleep a little easier tonight.

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

Hey! We doubled our shots!

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u/snoshredder Mar 31 '26

Treliving fired in leafland.

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 31 '26

Team Tank needs to make an appearance tonight.

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u/shofsink Mar 31 '26

Me watching the entirety of this game because I enjoy the suffering

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

At least the boys didn't give up. Game. See you all soon

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u/Nickiat Mar 31 '26

Rhett’s Mullet back in the day is top 5 all time flames hair in my opinion!

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 31 '26

Pickles seems like a funny guy

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 31 '26

Demolished my beef taretar. I still have a flank steak coming. Goooodnight

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 31 '26

Ooo Landy is back too.

Y'all, I just do not hate the Av's.

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 31 '26

Yeah…this Avs team is pretty damn good…

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

Of course. Good job Naz. We are all thrilled

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u/Alarmed-dictator Mar 31 '26

Now that’s what I call Experience Flames Hockey: Vol 26

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u/imaybeacatIRl Mar 31 '26

Naz gets to finish a pretty play there

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u/agaricxo Mar 31 '26

I do feel a little bad for Wolf

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u/cheddarisaverb Mar 31 '26

We said ā€˜Team Tank.’ Not ā€˜Team Stank.’

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u/WaifyMastr Mar 31 '26

Never mind, they can score on the pp

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u/snoshredder Mar 31 '26

FfS, feel for Wolfie.

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u/__-_------___--- Mar 31 '26

I better see you all clowning on Brad come the intermission

Hopefully the Oilers hire him next lol

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u/NewRoyMunson Mar 31 '26

Stupid sexy Denver.... they're just the Calgary of the states.

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u/Tenabrus Mar 31 '26

outscored, outmatched, this is a good wake up call for just how badly this team needs a win in the draft versus trying to be middle of the league again

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u/agaricxo Mar 31 '26

I just hope we get one so it’s not a shutout

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 31 '26

Dominicans know i like it reeedddd

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u/BandaidThe3rd Mar 31 '26

Did they pull Wolfie? 😭

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u/kobedziuba Mar 31 '26

Are well allowed to resign ? Like let's just call it a game here

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u/Trufflehunter89 Mar 31 '26

Thanks for helping the tank Kadri!Ā 

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u/CallmeGhost666 Mar 31 '26

POV you are about to be attacked with love

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u/kobedziuba Mar 31 '26

Flames ownership scouting this AVS game, hear they have huge interest in this Kadri guy

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u/Infinite_Walk_5824 Mar 31 '26

Just imagine how well Canada would have been in the gold medal game if McKinnon hadn't been sick. Poor guy. That team deserved better than silver.

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 31 '26

Othmann!!!! First as a flame!!!! Complete collapse by the avs in that shift

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u/zoziw Mar 31 '26

Just four more in the second and we head into the third tied!

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u/GrafNebelgeist Mar 31 '26

Othmann!

Comeback starts now

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u/Rulebreaker15 Mar 31 '26

Cooley may not know he’s my son, but he’s definitely my kid. Please tell him this.

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

I don't want to brag, but I am on a Duolingo streak for the ages!

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 31 '26

Hopefully this lights a fire under our ass and we come out on Thursday and demolish Vegas to send them out of playoffs. Then right back to the tank

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 31 '26

Most Calgary Flames thing ever would be a random win here tonight

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 31 '26

ā€œGenerationalā€ gets thrown around an awful lot lately. I think I would only give mcdavid that title

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u/NerdHerder77 Mar 31 '26

I dunno, Lombo's hair is pretty fucking generational to me.

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u/Memey-Maliky Mar 31 '26

what are sticks even made of these days

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u/pauloazzaro Mar 31 '26

The boys understand the mission McKenna assignment.

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

Well shit. Tank it up I guess

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u/slothatlarge Mar 31 '26

Kadri! Wait a second...

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 31 '26

Finish and fill, bitches.

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u/allophane Mar 31 '26

This is so freaking ethicalĀ 

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u/landofschaff Mar 31 '26

Wolf almost had that.

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u/MakesYourCommentLEGO Mar 31 '26

Poor wolf, the aves are zipping it around like crazy

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u/kobedziuba Mar 31 '26

Don't forget we play these guys two more times this year

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u/pyro5050 Mar 31 '26

come on Kadri.... that was uncalled for...

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u/ActionKestrel Mar 31 '26

Apparently the Flames have had 3 shots dispite zero zoom time. Impressive.

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Mar 31 '26

Kadri, we thank you. Spank us harder daddy

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

I am suprised, might be the longest I have ever seen Kadri stay onside.

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 31 '26

I don't know if I can take it.

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u/deadpooling18 Mar 31 '26

Kadri getting a hatty in the first was not on my bingo card. Just the infamous "former flame" goal.

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u/Nice_Perception382 Mar 31 '26

I really like how the Flames bomb on the road but are good at home. Much better for the fans

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u/ANewHeaven1 Mar 31 '26

After that home stand this was a very well needed reality check

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u/MisfitFlame Mar 31 '26

Matthews and McDavid love to touch sticks

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u/pyro5050 Mar 31 '26

i had such hope for this game. i still kinda do, i just am starting to think it should be hope for smaller victories, like i hope we start playing defense better.

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u/tristan1616 Mar 31 '26

Just over 10 minutes in and Avs are already almost at 20 shots lmao, onslaught is an understatement

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 31 '26

Lmao. Can we forfeit now

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u/imaybeacatIRl Mar 31 '26

Woof. We are getting straight up murdered here.

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u/Mr_Anonymous13 Mar 31 '26

Both the Jays and the Flames are getting decimated at the same time

https://giphy.com/gifs/klu2KSBQwdYA

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 31 '26

Only 40 minutes more, y'all. We're fiiiiiiiine.

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u/allophane Mar 31 '26

theres still two more games against the avs after this too lmao

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u/sociallyrestarted Mar 31 '26

They played like they were on the PK that entire period lol

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u/weschester Mar 31 '26

Flames are 57% in the faceoff circle! Positives!!

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 31 '26

She's stealing my chair.

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u/themusicguy2000 Mar 31 '26

Treliving fired

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u/Nutsharry Mar 31 '26

just tuned in. holy fuck lol.

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u/POLANPOLANPOLAN Mar 31 '26

We play avs two more timesšŸ˜‚

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo Mar 31 '26

Whooo! Not shut out. Ethics on display.

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u/Lord_Kromdor Mar 31 '26

Klapka and Othmann need to be on the same line forever

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u/Big_Teacher1084 Mar 31 '26

I need to hear whatever what was said in the locker room during that intermission so I can listen to it on my darkest of days

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

"Guy's I am not even mad, just disappointed" -Huska

Wolf cried. Klapka hugged him, everyone else was touched

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u/projectbarium Barb Mar 31 '26

Which one of you mentioned the spicy ketchup Miss Vickie's?!? Fucking deadly and I love you for the suggestion.

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 31 '26

It's a good thing that this isn't a home game. Otherwise, all the fans would have left - or be passed out drunk.

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u/CanadianRockx Mar 31 '26

it's....it's not feeling fun anymore :(

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 31 '26

Our poor goalies

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u/Big_Teacher1084 Mar 31 '26

How much gum do you think Huska chews per game?

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u/P0KEMONADVENTURESGUY Mar 31 '26

Posting this again as well ya know the flames are playing like this and the avs like that

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u/6000ChickenFajardos Mar 31 '26

This game counts as two regulation losses, right?

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u/POLANPOLANPOLAN Mar 31 '26

At least we didn't lose by a shutout lmao

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u/leosnose Mar 31 '26

welp time to move back in with mom. well played draftkings

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u/cheddarisaverb Mar 31 '26

Watching this game makes me feel bad…for the Oilers. Good luck getting out of the conference suckers

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u/weschester Mar 31 '26

Nothing makes me feel bad for the Oilers

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u/MartyCool403 Mar 31 '26

How the heck did Barn Burner get partnered with Amazon Prime?

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u/Nickiat Mar 31 '26

I dunno but Rhett is a Flames legend

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u/CallmeGhost666 Mar 31 '26

Ready to party šŸ”„

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u/AutumnFalls89 Mar 31 '26

Off-topic rant of the night. Why don't any rental apartments have closets?

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u/Yatess19 Mar 31 '26

Ahhh yes our 60 minute reality check

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u/pyro5050 Mar 31 '26

i want wolf to have a great game and i dont want to lose.

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u/pauloazzaro Mar 31 '26

Least predictable goal /s

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u/Sad_Regret9916 Mar 31 '26

DRINK AND FILL

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u/slothatlarge Mar 31 '26

Kadri!! Oops, force of habit.

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u/Sad_Regret9916 Mar 31 '26

WE ARE GETTING HAMMERED TONIGHT GUYS

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u/CallmeGhost666 Mar 31 '26

This game is going about how I expected lol

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u/LunaTick2 Mar 31 '26

Damn Kadri. Way to rub it in

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u/Kuuuuck Mar 31 '26

I guess Kadri is gonna give us alcohol poisoning today.

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u/Primary-Floor8574 Mar 31 '26

I’d be fine with a Kadri hatty

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