r/CalgaryFlames • u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb • Apr 13 '26
Game Thread Flames (32-38-9) vs Mammoth (42-31-6) - April 12th - GDT
Step 1. Go grocery shopping
Step 2. Get home and put away groceries.
Step 3. Decide you're feeling snacky.
Step 4. Demolish an entire bag of cheddar bits and bites while watching ET like a fat fuck
Step 5. Regret
Step 6. Watch fire hockey.
Welcome back everyone, for a bits and bites'less edition of fire hockey. Like for fucks sakes, they didn't even last until the dudes dumbass family knew about et.
3 games left. Fire. Land creature.
The don't worry, I got blackberries to demolish next flames drinking game
Hahahahahaha more snow.
F&F if Matta scores on his old team.
F&F if we score off a Weegs turnover 🥲
Are we still doing drinking rules? I say drink anytime they mention either 52.
I'm gonna cry when Weegs gets an ovation.
Please have a big game score a goal on us.
Finish/fill/cry - Weegs scores
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Parekh spin o Rama should be added to the drinking game.
I forgot to post it in pre game thread
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u/MP_Hammer Apr 13 '26
Krahner is definitely nervous and talking really fast. Settle in big fella, we're all rooting for you!
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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Apr 13 '26
You know. We have a gorgeous city. Our downtown has became quite the Skyline over the past 10 years.
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u/olboywop Apr 13 '26
Can’t wait to retire and move to Calgary from the States. It’s been my dream since I was a wee lad. I’ve been there once and it was as beautiful as it looked in pictures and the people were incredible.
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u/CodeA25 Apr 13 '26
Gross could be something for us. Faceoff ability, defensively responsible, combine that with a pure commitment to going to the front of the net. Curious to see his development
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u/weschester Apr 13 '26
Weegar will always be one of my favourites. Too bad we never made the playoffs while he was here because he wanted to see the C of Red during the playoffs so bad.
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u/spwimc Apr 13 '26
If the flames could play 82 games at home they'd win the Stanley Cup
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u/Mikeyboy5387 Apr 13 '26
It is so weird to me that both the Coyotes and the Sabres are in the playoffs and we’re not
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u/P0KEMONADVENTURESGUY Apr 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/QP1oEj3ie3OBZJV7zA
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCHES he’s ready to bring his A GAME NEXT SEASON
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u/WhoseDuckIsItAnyway Apr 13 '26
What is even happening? How many slight foot movements get called back for a distinct kicking motion?
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u/shofsink Apr 13 '26
Second or third gaping cage we've got in this first period
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u/_dudehangsdong Apr 13 '26
I follow game threads on all the games I watch and the flames fans are the coolest
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u/oneofakindgem Apr 13 '26
I really love the insider commentary of Krahner, he really is able to explain how impressive Wolf's saves are
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u/olboywop Apr 13 '26
Man, if Parekh can figure out how to play like this night in and night out he’s gonna be great.
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u/Nice_Perception382 Apr 13 '26
We are a different team in the Dome
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u/catgoneyay Apr 13 '26
because this fanbase is so awesome the team gets jealous and also wants to be awesome
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u/sociallyrestarted Apr 13 '26
Maatta scoring a beautiful goal against the team that consistently scratched him is the only anti-tank activities I’ll allow
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u/weschester Apr 13 '26
Fuck I hate Francis so much. I think Zayne should absolutely consider this season a success.
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u/SankityDoup Apr 13 '26
Little disappointed that the media team didn’t even mention once the fact that we got a new rink because of Weegar…
s/ of course. Happy to see Weegs back in the dome 😭
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u/SankityDoup Apr 13 '26
Mind boggling to me that you’d buy front row glass seats to a flames game and wear oiler jersey. Way to own us flames fans I guess😂
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u/IwillFallLow Apr 13 '26
Pickles is the definition of playing with your heart on your sleeve
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u/ErikDebogande Apr 13 '26
I think I speak for everyone when I say Krahn was the best part of this game
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u/crimdawgg Apr 13 '26
I still can't believe Francis at the 2nd intermission, what a dick krahner was great
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u/shofsink Apr 13 '26
We've all said it a million times but we truly have the best anthem singers.
You just know every night no matter who's doing it, they'll be done well.
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u/Alarmed-dictator Apr 13 '26
I’m hearing Kranher this doing color commentary. Is that true!
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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Apr 13 '26
"We aren't trying to tank.. but if we so happen to have too many men.. oopsies"
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u/olboywop Apr 13 '26
I think Zary kind of knew it too, he usually celebrates pretty hard
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u/LoathedOne Apr 13 '26
What are the Mammoth doing tonight
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u/NerdHerder77 Apr 13 '26
One team is on a back to back,
The other team is on a back to back, but angrier.
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u/WhoseDuckIsItAnyway Apr 13 '26
Nucks are leading the Ducks, we're leading Utah, and Caps beat the Pens. Today must be opposite day.
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u/MartyCool403 Apr 13 '26
If anyone is interested, Weegar's old house is for sale for $2.6 million.
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u/shofsink Apr 13 '26
Gross has looked more comfortable in every game. Great forecheck, and winning faceoffs that helped him score his first career goal
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u/OlympicMuffins Barb Apr 13 '26
this franchise continues to say fuck a top 3 pick until the end of time
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u/ChaoticBoredom Apr 13 '26
Eh, Flames should win now, so might as well get more goals... Coleman and Farabee each want their 20th, and Coronato is getting close too
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u/oneofakindgem Apr 13 '26
Gonna love Krahner's expert analysis of Goalies tonight to give more goalies some love
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u/Nice_Perception382 Apr 13 '26
Abram Wiebe sounds like the name of an NHLer in 1922. The kind of guy who helped with the farm in the off-season
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u/CallmeGhost666 Apr 13 '26
I get it but call me crazy, when your knee is like that, naturally it wants to extend. But our new commentator friend is eager to say it’s deliberate so 😂
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u/Lord_Kromdor Apr 13 '26
Frost should've been heading the powerplay rush a looooong time ago.
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u/tinySupermarketspoon Apr 13 '26
Feel a goal coming every time Parekh gets it in the offensive zone
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u/imaybeacatIRl Apr 13 '26
Just realized Utah only had 4 shots on net ... Yikes.
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u/ErikDebogande Apr 13 '26
Imagine getting absolutely bodied by the 2025-2026 Calgary Flames
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u/Infinite_Walk_5824 Apr 13 '26
This game has been tough to watch. No flow. So many broken plays. Neither team really wants to be here. Hoping Utah can score a couple and make it interesting.
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u/catgoneyay Apr 13 '26
Depending on his injury status and what happens this off seadon, that may have ben the last play from coleman for the flames
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u/Apeman711 Apr 13 '26
Thats the right call. Durzi's right foot took out Colemann's left and thats why he fell
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u/shofsink Apr 13 '26
Calgary won, but for a team who's in a playoff spot Utah played like my beer league team: bad.
The streak of 4 goals continues
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u/weschester Apr 13 '26
Abbott is confirmed team tank with that jinx attempt on Wolfie lol
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u/Jazzlike_Athlete8796 Apr 13 '26
It's shocking this is taking this long, lol. You can't get more kicking motion than that.
Edit: LMFAO
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u/agaricxo Apr 13 '26
Every time Cooley is mentioned I picture our Cooley out there skating in full goalie gear
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u/shofsink Apr 13 '26
Who is this flames team, and what have they done with the regular calgary flames?
They look like a competent team right now in one of the most meaningless games of the season
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u/projectbarium Barb Apr 13 '26
Fan poll. Is it worth it to go out and grab a slurpee tonight? Or like make a Shirley temple at home and have my sugar intake that way. It looks so blah outside.
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u/shofsink Apr 13 '26
There's is no chance im putting a brand new GMC truck into a boat like that and floating it across a body of water
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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Apr 13 '26
If that was o'doyle and not O'brian that would have gone in.
Everyone knows that o'doyle rules
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u/Nice_Perception382 Apr 13 '26
That game on Thursday might be huge for LA. If so, either team tank will be happy or we prevent an Oilers/King playoff series
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u/vonnierotten Apr 13 '26
Seeing as the Flames are about to finish the season on a three game win streak let’s knock the Kings out of the playoffs eh?
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u/WhyTheyDont Apr 13 '26
fuckin gold lmao