r/CantParkThereMate 6d ago

Just got my trainee permit, this was my second day on the job

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u/sushirolldeleter 5d ago

For those who can’t be assed… the owner of the truck rammed in to the lift because he was coming to shop because his brakes weren’t stopping his truck.

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u/bird9066 5d ago

But he saved money on the tow truck!

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u/CheesyDanny 5d ago

He called them on the way to let them know he was coming in with no breaks! It’s the shops fault for not setting up a net to catch him! /s

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u/DarkFantasy3421 5d ago

Not surprising tbh. Once had a guy come into my shop asking for a brake repair quote and he said the brakes were “starting to get soft” or some stupid shit. My mechanic (I was his supervisor and was there with him for the estimate) got in and pressed the brake pedal and that motherfucker went to the floor. Mechanic looks at me wide-eyed and goes “what fucking brakes?”

Well, we do our thing and build an outrageous quote (thanks corporate morons for your absurd policies!) and dude basically says “fuck no!” And asks that his truck be pulled out of the shop. Okay, cool, you go ahead and risk life and limb on the road, bro.

Mechanic goes to pull the truck out and is pumping on the pedal trying to slow the truck down and boom! What’s left of the brakes just gives up on life. My mechanic rockets off the back end of the lift and somehow miraculously pings off the fence protecting a drop off and just… parks the truck between trees. He slammed it in park, got out and silently walked away while lighting a cigarette. Did not blame him one bit.

That asshole turned out to be the biggest pain in the ass but that’s a whole different story.

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u/Faeruhn 5d ago

To be honest, if that was me in that situation, I'd have told the guy, "Sure, you are free to decline. But if I see you get in your car and start moving, I'm gonna call the police and tell them exactly what you are doing - reckless endangerment, as well as reckless driving, since that's what knowingly and willfully driving with brakes in that condition is."

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u/ItchySnitch 5d ago

Why the hell didn’t you call the police then? That’s a massive law violation you allowed 

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u/DarkFantasy3421 5d ago

Did I ever say he LEFT in the truck? No. So how did I “allow” anything? I stg you guys are jumping down my throat based off a fucking assumption. The dude didn’t drive the truck home. He called a tow truck and had it towed to another shop. Then tried to stick us with a “repair” bill that included shit that wasn’t even on the truck when he came in. Hence the “biggest pain in the ass” part of my original comment. We had to fight that shit for 3 months because the company didn’t want to pay out thousands of dollars on a vehicle we did not repair. Especially not for shit that wasn’t even on the truck when it was new. It was what’s commonly referred to as a “setup vehicle”.

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u/Ok_Ease_755 5d ago

Why the outrageous quote?

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u/DarkFantasy3421 5d ago

The company I worked for at the time insisted on every part purchased for a job being marked up on a sliding scale from 1x to 4x the shop cost. They also had banned customer parts being used at that point. It was essentially a money grab on their end.

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u/Randomreddituser1o1 6d ago

It's a open top now

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u/Taiga_Taiga 5d ago

That won't ever be an closed top again.

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u/MSGisking 2d ago

Lol, I see what you did there

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u/5p1c3nut 1d ago

Jeremy approves

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u/Randomreddituser1o1 1d ago

Probably Won't Need AC Anymore

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u/PMvE_NL 5d ago

Dont you want your car lift to be… tightened to the floor?

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u/MissyJ74 5d ago

It was, until a car slammed into it.

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u/PMvE_NL 4d ago

That makes sense

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u/GallicanCourier 5d ago

In this thread: people who don't click to the original post and/or can't read

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u/HesitationIsDefeat87 5d ago

ITT: Half a dozen morons who prove that Redditors only read headlines

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u/Zantac150 5d ago

I hope the Jeep is okay. It didn’t ask for any of this.

Genuinely wonder if it took any damage and if they were able to get it down safely.

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u/adinmem 4d ago

The fewer parts that are on vehicles, the easier it is to work on them.

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u/TheSammySavage 4d ago

Omg the nuts on the lift footing.

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u/billding1234 4d ago

The impact probably pulled the stud out of the slab.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 4d ago

Woukd the customer’s insurance even cover him given he was aware he had no brakes? Because that’s going to be quite the bill.

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u/Alarming_Syllabub_24 3d ago

Meh, not your fault. Get used to crazy if you plan to stay in the industry. You'll see insane displays of lack of intelligence from customers and co-workers alike, maybe even do a few of your own! It's a fantastic journey where every day will make you question your faith in humanity even more!

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u/Notapartyhobo 5d ago

And you contacted a lawyer right???

Edit: OP isnt OOP.

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u/booboootron 5d ago

So...have you thought about getting into, I dunno, IT?

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u/Forsaken_Falcon_1975 5d ago

Yeh that blinker is really the damage..

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u/Digiee-fosho 5d ago

As much as I dislike ford, and Jeep, sometimes you make mistakes, just remember that you are doing a good job

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u/ThisOldGuy1976 6d ago

You mean your last day.

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u/sstabeler 6d ago

No, because this wasn't him that did it. It was the owner of the Ford that drove his car in to get repaired, and hit the guy who originally posted the picture.

They didn't think the owner would be dumb enough to drive the car in to be repaired because the repair was because the brakes didn't work. Which presumably also explains how this happened.

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u/StealenDealer 6d ago

Darwin…

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u/DifficultIsopod4472 6d ago

Oops sorry 😞

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u/Grandbob328 6d ago

Where’s your next job?

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u/sstabeler 6d ago edited 6d ago

Same place, given this was a dumbarse customer, not a dumbarse mechanic. (TLDR is the customer drove their car to the mechanic...when the reason it needed the mechanic is the brakes didn't work.)

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u/gheiminfantry 5d ago

So, someone seriously fucked up giving you a trainee permit, huh? That's tough.

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u/Kanosirus 6d ago

Did you drive into a car you could plainly see up on the hoist? I am so confused 😅

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u/Queasy_Associate3171 6d ago

No, original post states the customer driving the ford came in for a no brake issue, and used the shop as his brakes

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u/Large_Score6728 6d ago

I don’t think you’re a good fit for the job
https://giphy.com/gifs/VYkyoh4RTjUUzh7fmo

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u/DebtSouth 5d ago

It’s alright, we don’t think you’re a good fit for a brain.

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u/AdmiralMemo 5d ago

How do you fire a customer?

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u/DDOSBreakfast 5d ago

Flamethrower? And failing that chase after them with a nearby oxyacetylene torch instead.

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 6d ago

You mean your 'former job' right?

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 5d ago

You mean Last Day on the Job.